Ethan Hulen
@ethulen.bsky.social
He/him 25
Engaged 💜
Your friendly neighborhood spider ham 🩷💜💙, host of Mysteries in the Machine (new episodes every Monday)
https://open.spotify.com/show/4cKEWIrwv8tRyYZfCzHu4X?si=kJYU2nKdS3OvxfcHLqn3PQ
Engaged 💜
Your friendly neighborhood spider ham 🩷💜💙, host of Mysteries in the Machine (new episodes every Monday)
https://open.spotify.com/show/4cKEWIrwv8tRyYZfCzHu4X?si=kJYU2nKdS3OvxfcHLqn3PQ
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Ethan Hulen
@ethulen.bsky.social
· Jan 2
New year, new #promosky
👾 Sci Fi
🦄 Fantasy
🚐 Scooby Doo
🧱 Lego
🍲 Food
🏋️♂️ fitness
🎙️ The McElroy family podcasts
🏈 American football (college and professional)
🐶 dogs
🏳️🌈 LGBTQ+
🌻 Kansas
⭐️ Star Wars
💍 LOTR
🛡️ Marvel
🦇 DC
⚡️ mythology
🥾 hiking
⛺️ camping
🌲 national parks
🥘 cooking
🍞 baking
🖼️ memes
👾 Sci Fi
🦄 Fantasy
🚐 Scooby Doo
🧱 Lego
🍲 Food
🏋️♂️ fitness
🎙️ The McElroy family podcasts
🏈 American football (college and professional)
🐶 dogs
🏳️🌈 LGBTQ+
🌻 Kansas
⭐️ Star Wars
💍 LOTR
🛡️ Marvel
🦇 DC
⚡️ mythology
🥾 hiking
⛺️ camping
🌲 national parks
🥘 cooking
🍞 baking
🖼️ memes
QTP with a movie you'd rate a perfect 10/10
January 16, 2026 at 6:54 PM
QTP with a movie you'd rate a perfect 10/10
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To those who voted for the orange felon, I have one question:
Was it worth it?
Was it worth it?
New video shows ICE agents detaining a US citizen legal observer in Minneapolis.
The agents smashed his car window, dragged him out, and placed a knee on his neck.
The agents smashed his car window, dragged him out, and placed a knee on his neck.
January 13, 2026 at 5:18 PM
To those who voted for the orange felon, I have one question:
Was it worth it?
Was it worth it?
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red lobster biscuits are up there with texas roadhouse rolls for me. olive garden breadsticks follow closely behind
January 12, 2026 at 12:22 AM
red lobster biscuits are up there with texas roadhouse rolls for me. olive garden breadsticks follow closely behind
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🎶 Kristy Noem is a bird legged hoe 🎶
January 12, 2026 at 2:19 AM
🎶 Kristy Noem is a bird legged hoe 🎶
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ai art? more like aye i fart(ed)
December 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
ai art? more like aye i fart(ed)
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‘Tis the season…for depression 🫠
December 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
‘Tis the season…for depression 🫠
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missing pangea like a mf
December 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
missing pangea like a mf
The speed Heated Rivalry is making gay people get into hockey is simply incredible
December 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The speed Heated Rivalry is making gay people get into hockey is simply incredible
The amount of fan cams I have seen of Josh O’Connor in Wake Up Dead Man is making me more attracted to him
December 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The amount of fan cams I have seen of Josh O’Connor in Wake Up Dead Man is making me more attracted to him
I think Wake Up Dead Man is my favorite knives out movie
December 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I think Wake Up Dead Man is my favorite knives out movie
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If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
December 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
Reposted by Ethan Hulen
Remember: The oligarchs who control our economy and democracy seek to divide us so they can become more powerful.
They want us to turn on each other so we don't look up and see where all the wealth and power have gone.
Don't fall for it.
They want us to turn on each other so we don't look up and see where all the wealth and power have gone.
Don't fall for it.
December 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Remember: The oligarchs who control our economy and democracy seek to divide us so they can become more powerful.
They want us to turn on each other so we don't look up and see where all the wealth and power have gone.
Don't fall for it.
They want us to turn on each other so we don't look up and see where all the wealth and power have gone.
Don't fall for it.
Hell yeah
seated for hot big ears priest movie
December 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Hell yeah
I hadn’t made y’all aware yet, my fiancée and I have a cat!
December 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I hadn’t made y’all aware yet, my fiancée and I have a cat!
Can universal sue their asses into oblivion
This is not normal, and continued and ever-increasing rhetoric like this should not be treated as normal. #holdfast #steadystate
December 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Can universal sue their asses into oblivion
Glenn Close should be nominated for best supporting actress for Wake Up Dead Man
December 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Glenn Close should be nominated for best supporting actress for Wake Up Dead Man
This is the first time in several years that the chiefs haven’t made the playoffs. Our season wasn’t going great but this is just rubbing salt in the wound
December 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
This is the first time in several years that the chiefs haven’t made the playoffs. Our season wasn’t going great but this is just rubbing salt in the wound
Give me iced sugar cookies or give me nothing
December 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Give me iced sugar cookies or give me nothing
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ICE = Gestapo 2.0
December 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
ICE = Gestapo 2.0
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Idc what happens I’ll never use a top sheet willingly
December 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Idc what happens I’ll never use a top sheet willingly
Wake Up Dead Man did NOT disappoint
December 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Wake Up Dead Man did NOT disappoint