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ESG
@ev0lemi.bsky.social
Diver, middling underwater photographer, maker of pptx and rectangles.
I like cats, hockey, and really aggressive music
I wish I could reread this book for the first time.

Excited!
Project Hail Mary (March 20): Final trailer

Very good trailer for what promises to be a great sci-fi movie, but beware, it reveals a lot about the story and, above all, shows a lot of Rocky. ☝️
Project Hail Mary | Final Trailer
YouTube video by Amazon MGM Studios
www.youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
I've said it before and I'll say it again- football has the best names
February 1, 2026 at 1:18 AM
If this is from the Spiegel Grove, I think I met this grouper back in Dec during CCR Mod certification 🦑🤿🐟
January 31, 2026 at 1:39 AM
And here I am with only a mini panther to pet
January 26, 2026 at 8:49 PM
@greenleejw.bsky.social I got excited about your @ name but then read your description about being a surprised historian, not a surprised eel.

Every time I see an eel, I hear them say "Surprise!" and for a moment thought I was no longer alone 😭
January 11, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this: Walmart has giant plushie marine life that you can just buy.

I left without the spotted eagle ray but I might need to go back for him this week.

In the meantime, meet Sledge the hammerhead shark

🦑🐙🦈
January 5, 2026 at 12:39 AM
You mean I *CAN* pet them???
had to download and 'learn' a video editor, but here's maurice looking for pets and/or bacon..
December 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Some of the tiny creatures we saw in the Banda Sea- I love being able to pick a spot, stop, and see so much life around me. 🐙🦑🤿🐟🪸
November 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
It was so much fun to meet sea creatures like sea snakes/kraits who don't live in the Atlantic/Caribbean, different types of hard and soft corals that are thriving despite VERY warm water temps and to see familiar fish shapes in new flavors and color patterns. 🐙🦑🤿🐟
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
More from Ambon, a ribbon eel, a pair of sea slugs, a super sneaky stonefish and a lionfish

🦑🐙🤿🐟
November 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The Banda Sea brought the goods on the very first dive!

Flamboyant and reef cuttlefish and morays in new(to me) colors. Wow.

🦑🐙🤿
November 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
We have been spoiled with amazing offshore dives this year. Warm water even at depth with great visibility! 🦑🤿🐟
October 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I adore these conger eels( or American eels? There's been debate!)

They're so googly-eyed and the wreck we dove was full of them!
🐟🤿🦑
September 30, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Cheesin for the camera 🦈
Shark named ‘Breton’ makes a self-portrait using its tracker
September 12, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Reposted by ESG
Cross post from my professional life, because I like the story:

Sometime in 2008 or so, I was doing work at a NASA data center at the Langley Air Force Base in Hampton Roads, Virginia. While there, I met a person who remains one of my all-time consulting heros and idols.

1/?
August 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Accurate
If you are an Alien Sex Fiend fan: very Dracula. Anyone else: extremely Circus
August 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Football truly has the best names in sports
August 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Been dealing with dental runaround healthcare nightmare this week.

Dentist/oral surgeon number 3 is finally just pulling this tooth after 2 nights of no sleep.

Never been so happy to be in the dental chair
August 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Some shots from Shark River Inlet, taken Monday evening.
🦑🦀🤿🐟🐙
July 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Some Ling fish and some spotted skates seen on a wreck dive off the coast of NJ

I've never seen skates in the water before and you can hear me "ooo!" through my regulator

🦑🐟🤿🐙
July 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Incredible photo, I thought this was a painting at first
✨Nereid worm appreciation post ✨
These dazzling polychaetes spend most their life in the mud before undergoing a sexual transformation, limbs becoming gossamer & wing-like, and leaving the mud to spend the rest of their life dancing around the reflection of the full moon, spawning. What a life! 🦑🐙🐡
June 20, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Delicious BBQ = Pig on the sign
Incredible BBQ = Pig in clothes, or at least a hat and sunglasses
Amazeballs BBQ = Pig in clothes wielding cooking utensils
Corollary: The more human-like pig on the sign, the better. So, if someone's got a place serving wonder bread and the mascot is filing taxes and chain-smoking? You're going to meet the gods.
June 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I know this is *supposed* to be a balloon in the shape of a numeral 1 but I can't help but see something else entirely
June 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
A feather blenny guarding his hidey hole under the Point Pleasant railroad bridge in NJ

57°F, 35 min dive
June 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Within the last year: Dropped a tank on my pinky and fractured it

Within the last week: in PT for my back and strained a tendon in my elbow

Yesterday: using a lighter to seal the end of Paracord and burned my hand with molten plastic
What's the stupidest way you've hurt yourself?

Oh I'm so glad you asked! I knocked myself out with a frozen bag of omelettes.
May 20, 2025 at 12:13 PM