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Nick 🐙
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It's me, hi, I'm the one screaming "LOG OFF", it's me
He/him. UK. I occasionally make EBM/industrial music as Trellick. I hate fascists & bigots and post angrily about that sort of thing
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Do you like EBM? I've released some more EBM as Trellick. It's hot, it's sweaty, it's great. And there's even a remix by @digitalgeist.com to get things even hotter!

It's PWYW on BC trellick.bandcamp.com/album/muscle... or find it on your streaming service of choice #ebm #electronicbodymusic
Muscle EBM, by Trellick
4 track album
trellick.bandcamp.com
I would probably not pay £5.5bn for an AFV that Havana Syndromes the people inside it but I'm not the MoD www.forcesnews.com/services/arm...
Ajax on hold as 31 fall ill in major safety setback for Army's beleaguered £5.5bn AFV
Use of the Army's newest armoured fighting vehicle has been suspended after yet more soldiers experienced health problems
www.forcesnews.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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I hate the word "neurospicy" as much as I hate "holibobs" and "amazeballs"
November 27, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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what i love is that in 1990 judas priest got brought to trial over the claim that subliminal messages in the recording "better by you better than me" caused two suicides and now in 2025 openai seems to be generating a suicide a week with its superliminal messages and the US government is funding it
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 AM
[extremely Cave Johnson voice] those eggheads at NASA want a RELATIONSHIP? I'll give them a relationship! Hey, space-nerds, the Air Force has got MISSILES and SPACE PLANES so if you don't like it I'm going to take those missiles and blow up your scientific satellites, how's that for a relationship?
"ORGANIZATION FOR NATIONAL SECURITY," slide 36 of 41 [gallery]
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 AM
external CD drive is making some Distressing Noises but I'm ripping 00s rhythmic noise so maybe it's just getting into the spirit of the thing
November 27, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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if what you're doing can be done by genai its not worth doing
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 AM
(this is not meant to be slating the NHS, I know things are beyond fucked)

GP surgery: do you need an urgent appointment or one in a month or so?
me: I have no idea because I'm not a doctor
GP surgery: lmao they're all gone anyway, try another day
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I stopped going to a local cafe when they asked if I was going to sit in my usual seat
The Daily Tism Patreon is where I sacrifice myself on the altar of dignity for your reading pleasure: www.patreon.com/posts/143566...
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
looking very hard at certain friends here
Middle aisle at Lidl yesterday; was fairly tempted. Resisted.
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
If the entire UK gambing industry lost their jobs, that still would not be enough for me. They shouldn't just lose their jobs, they should lose _everything_ imo
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
It will be bleakly funny when newspapers, economists and politicians tie themselves in knots refusing to explain the economic miracle of any country that doesn't given in to right wing hatred and instead welcomes immigrants so has people to work, pay tax and generally prop up an ageing population
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 AM
me, when I'm on my deathbed looking back at my life:
i think we should have had more mac & cheese if i'm honest
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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It's like brioche buns being used for burgers, it's completely structurally wrong
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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ASS DETECTED
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
PRO TIP: if you hate talking about yourself or sharing information about your personal life even with, for example, your parents, then this means that when you do occasionally volunteer small bits of information about pretty mundane things, your parents will be super excited to hear about it
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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The best thing about having a cat is when he’ll walk in the room carrying a slice of ham but you don’t have any ham in the house. Where’d you get the ham little guy?
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
ok I finished the track and I don't totally hate it

I mean I _kinda_ hate it but that's always the case. Perhaps if I practiced more, put in more effort and wrote more thoughtful lyrics, I'd feel better about it

or alternatively:
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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I’m usually giving counsel of despair so let me offer a hopeful note now: all this is the desperate thrashing of a dying generation, horrified to see up close the consequences of raising their children to believe violence and racism are wrong, and that people should treat each other decently.
This one really is useful because you won’t see a more clear demonstration of one of the most damaging political phenomena of the era: the reactionary professional mind rejecting unacceptable reality, only able to process and comprehend it via something close to conspiracy theory.
Former Obama speechwriter Sarah Hurwitz says Jewish students shouldn’t have smartphones until they finish high school — so they don’t see the “carnage” Israel and the U.S. have carried out in Gaza.

Video: Mel via X (@Villgecrazylady)
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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thinking about how my parents escaped vietnam, where the CIA destabilized my family's home country by spreading misinformation, and they landed in the united states, which is now getting destabilized bc someone in vietnam is spreading misinformation
Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait.

My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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CREATING A DIVERSION (1980)
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I am once again putting off recording vocals for a track because I do not enjoy recording vocals and then (worse!) I will actually need to listen to them over and over
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Guillermo Del Toro: The wardrobe department has quite a lot of shirts
Oscar Isaac: Don't need them
GDT: They're nice shirts, Oscar. In my script, Victor Frankenstein would-
Oscar: *pulling off his shirt, tearing it into pieces which fall to the floor in front of GDT* I. Don't. Need. Them.
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM