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Mark Spiegel points out that Musk said this only five months ago.
A decade ago, this would have triggered a punishing SEC securities fraud action.
Today, we have no functioning SEC, and no rule of law for billionaires who suck up to Trump.
A decade ago, this would have triggered a punishing SEC securities fraud action.
Today, we have no functioning SEC, and no rule of law for billionaires who suck up to Trump.
January 3, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Mark Spiegel points out that Musk said this only five months ago.
A decade ago, this would have triggered a punishing SEC securities fraud action.
Today, we have no functioning SEC, and no rule of law for billionaires who suck up to Trump.
A decade ago, this would have triggered a punishing SEC securities fraud action.
Today, we have no functioning SEC, and no rule of law for billionaires who suck up to Trump.
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FrUD's Take, FTW...
"If Tesla had real management and an independent board, it would be a wake-up call for the company, but unfortunately, it is ruled by a moron tyrant."
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electrek.co/2026/01/02/b...
"If Tesla had real management and an independent board, it would be a wake-up call for the company, but unfortunately, it is ruled by a moron tyrant."
$TSLA $TSLAQ
electrek.co/2026/01/02/b...
BYD officially crushes Tesla in all-electric sales for 2025, secures global BEV crown
After years of trading quarterly blows, BYD has officially overtaken Tesla as the world’s largest manufacturer of all-electric vehicles (BEVs)...
electrek.co
January 2, 2026 at 7:43 PM
FrUD's Take, FTW...
"If Tesla had real management and an independent board, it would be a wake-up call for the company, but unfortunately, it is ruled by a moron tyrant."
$TSLA $TSLAQ
electrek.co/2026/01/02/b...
"If Tesla had real management and an independent board, it would be a wake-up call for the company, but unfortunately, it is ruled by a moron tyrant."
$TSLA $TSLAQ
electrek.co/2026/01/02/b...
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"Going all in" to stay out of federal prison.
Party of Musk: Elon Musk announces he will be the sole-source funder for the GOP and its slate of candidates in this year's elections. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Elon Musk indicates he’s ‘going all in’ on financing the GOP again ahead of midterms
After faltering in his plan to found a new ‘America Party’, the world’s richest person is returning to the GOP fold
www.independent.co.uk
January 2, 2026 at 5:21 AM
"Going all in" to stay out of federal prison.
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FrUD seems to be saying that Elon Musk's “Amazing Abundance" utopia will not include brown or black people or nations...
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December 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
FrUD seems to be saying that Elon Musk's “Amazing Abundance" utopia will not include brown or black people or nations...
$TSLA $TSLAQ
$TSLA $TSLAQ
AI art generation prompt: Elon as Dr Evil saying ‘one trillion dollars’
Says the man that is demanding a $1T paycheck...
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$TSLA $TSLAQ
December 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
AI art generation prompt: Elon as Dr Evil saying ‘one trillion dollars’
‘3 Laws Safe’ come on people… figure it out.
December 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
‘3 Laws Safe’ come on people… figure it out.
Ah… so that’s what it looks like, from an audience point of view… when the remote puppeteer (teleoperator) removes their ‘VR automaton control’ headset… it bricks the bot live on stage. $tslaQ
December 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Ah… so that’s what it looks like, from an audience point of view… when the remote puppeteer (teleoperator) removes their ‘VR automaton control’ headset… it bricks the bot live on stage. $tslaQ
Our leadership process explained. $tslaQ
November 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Our leadership process explained. $tslaQ
If you see this post, post your getaway vehicle
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
If you see this post, post your getaway vehicle
The original plan for the ‘fields of humans’ in the film ‘The Martix’ was for compute processing through the brain interface… not humans as a power source.
“Slow down the hyperscalers”
November 19, 2025 at 9:40 AM
The original plan for the ‘fields of humans’ in the film ‘The Martix’ was for compute processing through the brain interface… not humans as a power source.
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Tesla Robotaxi ‘safety driver’ caught sleeping on video
Tesla Robotaxi ‘safety driver’ caught sleeping on video
A Tesla Robotaxi ‘safety driver’ in San Francisco was caught on video sleeping in the middle of a drive with a customer.
The good news is that the system did wake him up, but certainly a bit late.
more…
electrek.co
November 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
wha, did those new 'encrypted' DM now blow up that site?
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
wha, did those new 'encrypted' DM now blow up that site?
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🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 Massive respect to A remarkable new documentary by @beetzbrothers.bsky.social and their team — courageous, unfiltered, and deeply factual in its portrayal of who Elon Musk and Tesla truly are and always were.
I’m proud to have contributed to this honest and eye-opening project.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I’m proud to have contributed to this honest and eye-opening project.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 Massive respect to A remarkable new documentary by @beetzbrothers.bsky.social and their team — courageous, unfiltered, and deeply factual in its portrayal of who Elon Musk and Tesla truly are and always were.
I’m proud to have contributed to this honest and eye-opening project.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I’m proud to have contributed to this honest and eye-opening project.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Is this robot thing is gonna be a complete disaster for a long time? Because it kinda looks like a person… you’re gonna get fooled into giving it some forgiveness. Nope… It’s going to take four or five technical literate humans to clean up the god-awful mess after just ONE android. Ugh
November 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Is this robot thing is gonna be a complete disaster for a long time? Because it kinda looks like a person… you’re gonna get fooled into giving it some forgiveness. Nope… It’s going to take four or five technical literate humans to clean up the god-awful mess after just ONE android. Ugh
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TESLA BOARD APPROVES MUSK PAY $1 TRILLION PACKAGE
After hours kinda muted. Sell the news?
$TSLA $TSLAQ
After hours kinda muted. Sell the news?
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November 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
TESLA BOARD APPROVES MUSK PAY $1 TRILLION PACKAGE
After hours kinda muted. Sell the news?
$TSLA $TSLAQ
After hours kinda muted. Sell the news?
$TSLA $TSLAQ
I don’t know, there’s might some trillion dollar vote or something in a few hours…. I think I have a kettle on.
November 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I don’t know, there’s might some trillion dollar vote or something in a few hours…. I think I have a kettle on.
Was not anticipating to observe the ‘hopeless optimist’ flag being waved by ‘Montana Skeptic’ this morning… so, with gratitude, let’s optimistically amplify.
Maybe I'm just a hopeless optimist, but I sense the moment approaches.
My latest at Substack:
montanaskeptic.substack.com/p/tesla-take...
My latest at Substack:
montanaskeptic.substack.com/p/tesla-take...
Tesla Takedown Redux: Something Big Has Changed
Tesla's business success has been built on a foundation of subsidies and mandates. They are rapidly disappearing, making a takedown of Tesla more imminent than ever.
montanaskeptic.substack.com
November 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Was not anticipating to observe the ‘hopeless optimist’ flag being waved by ‘Montana Skeptic’ this morning… so, with gratitude, let’s optimistically amplify.
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"In a world of 'What the F', I present to you…
What
The
F?
This may be the biggest F I've ever whatted."
What
The
F?
This may be the biggest F I've ever whatted."
October 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
"In a world of 'What the F', I present to you…
What
The
F?
This may be the biggest F I've ever whatted."
What
The
F?
This may be the biggest F I've ever whatted."
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Musk’s $1 Trillion Tesla Pay Package Opposed by Calpers
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www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Musk’s $1 Trillion Pay Package Opposed by Tesla Investor Calpers
California Public Employees’ Retirement System, the largest public pension plan in the US, is planning to vote against Elon Musk’s $1 trillion Tesla Inc. compensation agreement, delivering a setback f...
www.bloomberg.com
October 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Musk’s $1 Trillion Tesla Pay Package Opposed by Calpers
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www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
$TSLA $TSLAQ
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
“That’s a Bingo!”
Imagine when all of Grokipedia fits on the Neuralink chip. Imagine how smart, ethical, and compassionate we'll all be.
October 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
“That’s a Bingo!”
"Woe, destruction, ruin, and decay; The worst is death, and death will have his day."
This was the last gasp for Tesla's auto business. From here on out, it's all Full-Self Frauding and Optimus.
electrek.co/2025/10/22/t...
electrek.co/2025/10/22/t...
Tesla (TSLA) releases Q3 2025 financing results: earnings decline despite record revenue
Tesla (TSLA) released its financial results and shareholders’ letter for the third quarter (Q4) 2025 after market close today. We...
electrek.co
October 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
"Woe, destruction, ruin, and decay; The worst is death, and death will have his day."
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A bit late for Tesla to be backtracking on it's "All Tesla Cars Being Produced Now Have Full Self-Driving Hardware" promise, no?
electrek.co/2025/10/22/t...
electrek.co/2025/10/22/t...
Tesla changes 'all cars have self-driving hardware' wording as HW3 lawsuits loom
Tesla used to promise "all Tesla cars now have Full Self-Driving Hardware," but in the face of new lawsuits, that language has changed.
electrek.co
October 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
A bit late for Tesla to be backtracking on it's "All Tesla Cars Being Produced Now Have Full Self-Driving Hardware" promise, no?
electrek.co/2025/10/22/t...
electrek.co/2025/10/22/t...
Texting in the car is not a future… that is not a way to get sales and obtain margin increase
October 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Texting in the car is not a future… that is not a way to get sales and obtain margin increase
The earnings call mumbling is it an all-time high everybody get your yellow fish underneath your seat to get a translation youtu.be/iuumnjJWFO4?...
Babel Fish - The Oddest Thing In The Universe - The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy - BBC
YouTube video by BBC Studios
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October 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The earnings call mumbling is it an all-time high everybody get your yellow fish underneath your seat to get a translation youtu.be/iuumnjJWFO4?...