evanem
@evanempdx.bsky.social
Speed is better than Die Hard. Artist. Portland born and raised. New Orleans living.
Listening to Zach Lowe's pod and 73 year old Bill Simmons out of nowhere being like, "I'm 6'1 and a half" is THE most Bill Simmons thing ever.
WHAT GROWN INDIVIDUAL THROWS ON A HALF INCH TO THEIR HEIGHT?!?!?
WHAT GROWN INDIVIDUAL THROWS ON A HALF INCH TO THEIR HEIGHT?!?!?
a man with gray hair and a beard has a letter r on his head
ALT: a man with gray hair and a beard has a letter r on his head
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Listening to Zach Lowe's pod and 73 year old Bill Simmons out of nowhere being like, "I'm 6'1 and a half" is THE most Bill Simmons thing ever.
WHAT GROWN INDIVIDUAL THROWS ON A HALF INCH TO THEIR HEIGHT?!?!?
WHAT GROWN INDIVIDUAL THROWS ON A HALF INCH TO THEIR HEIGHT?!?!?
Everything I know about that Nuzzi person I have inadvertently learned, against my will.
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Everything I know about that Nuzzi person I have inadvertently learned, against my will.
absolutely ridiculous
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
absolutely ridiculous
The Blazers record when Toumani
Makes 3+ threes in a game: 6-3
Makes less than 3 threes in a game: 2-7
Makes 3+ threes in a game: 6-3
Makes less than 3 threes in a game: 2-7
The Blazers record when Toumani
Makes 3+ threes in a game: 5-3
Makes less than 3 threes in a game: 2-7
Makes 3+ threes in a game: 5-3
Makes less than 3 threes in a game: 2-7
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The Blazers record when Toumani
Makes 3+ threes in a game: 6-3
Makes less than 3 threes in a game: 2-7
Makes 3+ threes in a game: 6-3
Makes less than 3 threes in a game: 2-7
Blazers Legend Bryce McGowens
Well said. These trio of Pelicans absolutely sparked the team to their 74-58 lead over the Bulls at halftime -- their highest point total in a first half this season for New Orleans.
Also: Is McGowens making a push for minutes ahead of Jordan Hawkins (once he returns)?
Also: Is McGowens making a push for minutes ahead of Jordan Hawkins (once he returns)?
The Pelicans cannot lose a game where their bench has performed this well.
Salute to Yves, Jose and Bryce for their 1st half performances.
Salute to Yves, Jose and Bryce for their 1st half performances.
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Blazers Legend Bryce McGowens
League so entirely fucked
Portland Trail Blazers - Starting - Deni Avdija, Toumani Camara, Sidy Cissoko, Jerami Grant, Donovan Clingan
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
League so entirely fucked
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The Blazers record when Toumani
Makes 3+ threes in a game: 5-3
Makes less than 3 threes in a game: 2-7
Makes 3+ threes in a game: 5-3
Makes less than 3 threes in a game: 2-7
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The Blazers record when Toumani
Makes 3+ threes in a game: 5-3
Makes less than 3 threes in a game: 2-7
Makes 3+ threes in a game: 5-3
Makes less than 3 threes in a game: 2-7
Me showing up for my flight to NYC on Wednesday morning.
November 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Me showing up for my flight to NYC on Wednesday morning.
Gayle Benson should be shunned from public life forever.
Relevant:
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Gayle Benson should be shunned from public life forever.
Gayle Benson and Mickey Loomis are absolute jokes. Disgusting.
Garafolo: K Justin Tucker working out for the Saints on Monday.
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Gayle Benson and Mickey Loomis are absolute jokes. Disgusting.
The Blazers record when Toumani
Makes 3+ threes in a game: 5-3
Makes less than 3 threes in a game: 2-7
Makes 3+ threes in a game: 5-3
Makes less than 3 threes in a game: 2-7
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The Blazers record when Toumani
Makes 3+ threes in a game: 5-3
Makes less than 3 threes in a game: 2-7
Makes 3+ threes in a game: 5-3
Makes less than 3 threes in a game: 2-7
Joe Dumars thought it was fine to trade their pick. That what’s happening now wasn’t a strong possibility or likely.
November 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Joe Dumars thought it was fine to trade their pick. That what’s happening now wasn’t a strong possibility or likely.
Reposted by evanem
Vaxxed?
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Vaxxed?
Very fun for Caleb Love. Good for that dude.
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Very fun for Caleb Love. Good for that dude.
But hey. Nice dance move. Steph!
November 22, 2025 at 5:36 AM
But hey. Nice dance move. Steph!
Steph dancing after hitting a three to neither tie nor give the warriors a lead with 2 minutes left in the game is the level of corniness I love to laugh at.
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Steph dancing after hitting a three to neither tie nor give the warriors a lead with 2 minutes left in the game is the level of corniness I love to laugh at.
Vaxxed?
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Vaxxed?
Trump wants to make Mamdani his next bubba.
November 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Trump wants to make Mamdani his next bubba.
Pina copy and pasted this word for word from two weeks ago regarding the Pelicans situation with Willie Green. (probably)
I don't wish for anyone to lose their job but what's happening to the Kings right now feels like rock bottom for a team that doesn't play hard or have a coherent on-court strategy. The word "culture" has become trite, but that doesn't mean you should go through a season without trying to build one.
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Pina copy and pasted this word for word from two weeks ago regarding the Pelicans situation with Willie Green. (probably)
Reposted by evanem
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
um...the Raptors have won 9 of their last 10?
November 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
um...the Raptors have won 9 of their last 10?
Extremely important reporting that you should check out if you have the time to.
PTFO collaborated with @msjpauly.bsky.social and @motherjones.com on an investigation into Riley Gaines.
Riley’s messaging about trans athletes involves “predatory men” and “sexual assault.”
But there’s an important story multiple ex-teammates at Kentucky want you to know: youtu.be/iKUl8lkuGOc?...
Riley’s messaging about trans athletes involves “predatory men” and “sexual assault.”
But there’s an important story multiple ex-teammates at Kentucky want you to know: youtu.be/iKUl8lkuGOc?...
Riley Gaines Investigated: The Lia Thomas Race, the Coach & Why She "Doesn't Even Like" Trump | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Extremely important reporting that you should check out if you have the time to.
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We are still unpacking... I just found this incredible original piece by @evanempdx.bsky.social I have safely stored waiting to be able to properly protect and display it. That day has come 🙏
November 20, 2025 at 6:05 AM
We are still unpacking... I just found this incredible original piece by @evanempdx.bsky.social I have safely stored waiting to be able to properly protect and display it. That day has come 🙏