Evan Lang
evanlang27.bsky.social
Evan Lang
@evanlang27.bsky.social
🏅 He/They. Baseball enthusiast, writer for PurpleRow. Founding member of Rocky Mountain Rooftop. All comments and opinions are my own.

Official Garrett Hampson fan account.
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I will be running my #Rockies Home Runs for LGBTQ+ Advocacy drive on Bluesky this year. The LGBTQ+ community needs support now more than ever. For every home run the #Rockies hit during the regular season, I will be donating $1 to One Colorado, with donations as a lump sum at the end of the month.
I think it bears repeating that the #Rockies are still going to be bad next year. They may not be 119 losses bad, but bad they shall be.

This is the ground floor of an extensive rebuild where, if done correctly, large parts of this organization will be torn down to the studs.
December 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The #Rockies hire of Josh Byrnes is a slam dunk on paper. He has extensive experience both with winning teams and the NL West. Despite being only 55 he has 26 years of front office experience.

He also fits the bill of someone Dick Monfort knows and will hopefully trust without interfering.
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
A potential bombshell: the #Rockies are allegedly hiring Dodgers senior vice president of baseball operations Josh Byrnes to be their general manager.

Byrnes has been with the Dodgers since 2014 but has extensive experience in the NL West. He also served as assistant GM for the Rockies 1999-2002.
December 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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The strongest never skips training!
December 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The Avalanche show that a Denver team *can* win at Ball Arena and kick off December on the right skate.

⭐⭐⭐ Brock Nelson (GWG)
⭐⭐ Gabriel Landeskog (2A)
⭐ Nathan MacKinnon (2G)

#GoAvsGo
December 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Not a terrible power play but frustrating to come up with nothing again.
December 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Celebrating a great career 💛💙
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
One of these days I really need to go check out Bill's.
December 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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NHL first ⭐️ of the month for The Dogg!
December 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”

“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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Why is Uni so cute just by walking?
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I wonder why I get so much more edgy about other sports. Has decades of being a Rockies fan made me overcorrect my standards?
December 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Absolutely embarrassing showing by the Nuggets. Completely shut down in the fourth by one of the worst teams in the league. Meanwhile, they played no defense and lost yet another starter to a lower extremity injury.
December 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
For the life of me I will never understand why Zeke Nnaji is still here.
December 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
What do the Nuggets just… not play any defense?
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The #Rockies have hired Nicky Schmidt to serve as senior vice president and chief revenue & strategy officer. More information at @purplerow.bsky.social.
Rockies name Nicky Schmidt Senior Vice President and Chief Revenue & Strategy Officer
The Rockies have hired a new executive under Walker Monfort’s vision.
www.purplerow.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Happy birthday to former #Rockies outfielder and Hall of Famer Larry Walker!
December 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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🫡
December 1, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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You may waver in your BOlief from time to time. But you will never question what brought you to it in the first place
December 1, 2025 at 5:08 AM
That game took years off my life. My god.
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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I have lost 104 years off my life watching this game. What the fuck is this anymore
December 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Ugggggggh. The game was over but a pass interference call on Hufanga gives the Commanders life.

It's been a rough game for Hufanga.
December 1, 2025 at 4:54 AM
The fact that this game is going to overtime is absolutely unacceptable.
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I do not care for Lil’Jordan Humphrey.
December 1, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Bo… Jesus, dude.

🤦‍♂️
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM