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Evan 🏳️‍🌈
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Percussion, mapping, planning, cooking, biking, and a hell of a lot more. 26.
so many insane theories about Stranger Things season 5 and the big reveal in the finale is that nobody was right and they just used ChatGPT for the script
January 2, 2026 at 1:15 AM
yeah I support the abundance agenda
December 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Performing for all people is not the “basic duty” of a public artist. Picking audiences and venues that align with what your music communicates is entirely appropriate and I don’t blame Redd for bailing on the Fascist Dipshit Centre for the Performing Arts.
December 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
my parents switched their house from Morton’s to Diamond Crystal my salt pinch muscle memory is all screwed up 😭
December 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
oughhghfh this was so fucking good

christmas dinner of all time
December 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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NEW SURVEY...

Alaska Survey Research
December 19-21, 2025
N=994 likely Alaska voters
MOE = +/- 3.2%
Fielded online - ASR Survey Panel

Q: If the 2026 election for US Senate for Alaska was held today... for whom would you vote for US Senate?

Mary Peltola 48
Dan Sullivan 46
Undecided 6
December 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
there are basically zero practical consumer uses for image genAI so they’re just slopping it into every corner they can while the market’s still hot
Users are noticing Twitter/X has added a Grok-powered AI image editor that lets anyone edit any image on the platform, including other people’s artwork using text prompts.

Artists warn there’s no opt-out or consent, raising concerns over unauthorized edits and misuse.
December 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I do like Twitter posts in the genre of “listen to this crazy thing that all of Bluesky is doing” and it’s some shit that I’ve literally never seen on here
December 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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[first day as a shepherd]

boss: where are you going?

me: [pointing] star

boss: what? why

me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I do think this “every candidate can and should be reduced down to a number” mentality is a bit played out at this point
December 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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personally getting very irritated by the unbelievable arrogance of the data boys
when we said “defer electoral strategy to the actual politicians running for actual offices” we meant “after calculating wins above replacement somehow”
December 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
they’re never building this fucking bridge 😭
December 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
PDX slander
A corollary (hotter take?): Airport code being a generally popular way to refer to your city is not a good sign
December 16, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Hello, Iceflake Studios! 👋

We want to introduce the new studio working on Cities: Skylines II, and the people who make up our great team over at Iceflake.

Come say hello: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap1Z...
December 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
love that Alton Brown is back doing definitely-not-Good-Eats on YouTube. his filmmaking style almost feels more at home there than on network TV
December 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
this is worse than the Dukakis photo lol
December 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
not even a year in and already a lame duck admin that can’t even get a supermajority R state to play ball with them lmao
December 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I know being dumb is a prerequisite for being a GOP legislator but Utah’s reps really lose those last few brain cells when redistricting comes up
December 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
if the Republicans are doing this bad in the backwater suburbs of the South, the swings in the rest of the country are going to be insane
December 3, 2025 at 4:49 AM
okay yeah her essay was horrible she deserved the 0
December 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
why does my cat look like hillary walking into that kitchen
December 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
porlant
November 30, 2025 at 5:48 AM
at a bar and some guy has the as-of-yet-unreleased 2025 TriMet holiday sweater on
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
having Thanksgiving on Friday, because of Woke
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
my side game is top tier
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM