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I Ranked Texas Big Cities From Worst to Best
Highly subjective and also 100% correct
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My new one is a wild, no holds barred ranking of Austin, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, Ft. Worth, and El Paso
You don't want to miss this!
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You don't want to miss this!
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We won't shut up about it
February 10, 2026 at 9:54 PM
We won't shut up about it
DM me pls...important
February 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
DM me pls...important
80% of Austin like...
February 10, 2026 at 8:32 PM
80% of Austin like...
Are you doing enough to rein in ICE?
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February 10, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Are you doing enough to rein in ICE?
Waking up to Austin's highest cedar levels in years
February 9, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Waking up to Austin's highest cedar levels in years
My new one is a wild, no holds barred ranking of Austin, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, Ft. Worth, and El Paso
You don't want to miss this!
open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...
You don't want to miss this!
open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...
I Ranked Texas Big Cities From Worst to Best
Highly subjective and also 100% correct
open.substack.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:35 PM
My new one is a wild, no holds barred ranking of Austin, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, Ft. Worth, and El Paso
You don't want to miss this!
open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...
You don't want to miss this!
open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...
Dumb smile on my face for the entire Super Bowl halftime show, just an absolute fucking all-timer
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February 9, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Dumb smile on my face for the entire Super Bowl halftime show, just an absolute fucking all-timer
Super Bowl Halftime Show Meme™
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Super Bowl Halftime Show Meme™
Patriots fan
Heartbreaking
Heartbreaking
February 8, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Patriots fan
Heartbreaking
Heartbreaking
"Reminds me of this awesome place in Encino"
February 6, 2026 at 6:48 PM
"Reminds me of this awesome place in Encino"
For your Texas Father-in-Law
February 6, 2026 at 6:37 PM
For your Texas Father-in-Law
Guy who moved to Austin in 2025 wants to tell you about all the best restaurants here
February 5, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Guy who moved to Austin in 2025 wants to tell you about all the best restaurants here
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Oh, this is good. 🤣
February 4, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Oh, this is good. 🤣
At least in jail on that last part
February 4, 2026 at 9:10 PM
At least in jail on that last part
Bro also dropped $9 at SuperCuts to no avail
February 4, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Bro also dropped $9 at SuperCuts to no avail
