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I Ranked Texas Big Cities From Worst to Best
Highly subjective and also 100% correct
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My new one is a wild, no holds barred ranking of Austin, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, Ft. Worth, and El Paso
You don't want to miss this!
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You don't want to miss this!
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Waking up to Austin's highest cedar levels in years
February 9, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Waking up to Austin's highest cedar levels in years
My new one is a wild, no holds barred ranking of Austin, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, Ft. Worth, and El Paso
You don't want to miss this!
open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...
You don't want to miss this!
open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...
I Ranked Texas Big Cities From Worst to Best
Highly subjective and also 100% correct
open.substack.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:35 PM
My new one is a wild, no holds barred ranking of Austin, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, Ft. Worth, and El Paso
You don't want to miss this!
open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...
You don't want to miss this!
open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...
Dumb smile on my face for the entire Super Bowl halftime show, just an absolute fucking all-timer
a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod
ALT: a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Dumb smile on my face for the entire Super Bowl halftime show, just an absolute fucking all-timer
Super Bowl Halftime Show Meme™
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Super Bowl Halftime Show Meme™
For your Texas Father-in-Law
February 6, 2026 at 6:37 PM
For your Texas Father-in-Law
Guy who moved to Austin in 2025 wants to tell you about all the best restaurants here
February 5, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Guy who moved to Austin in 2025 wants to tell you about all the best restaurants here
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Oh, this is good. 🤣
February 4, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Oh, this is good. 🤣
Amazing, all of them in one photo
February 1, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Amazing, all of them in one photo
Your Texas father-in-law is more concerned about this today than the Epstein Files he posted about 2,588 times on Facebook
Texas Governor Abbott Orders Investigation After Students Stage ICE Protest
https://www.newsbeep.com/us-tx/145594/
Texas Governor Greg Abbott directed the state’s education commissioner to investigate Austin Independent School District (AISD) after students…
https://www.newsbeep.com/us-tx/145594/
Texas Governor Greg Abbott directed the state’s education commissioner to investigate Austin Independent School District (AISD) after students…
Texas Governor Abbott Orders Investigation After Students Stage ICE Protest - Texas News Beep
Texas Governor Greg Abbott directed the state’s education commissioner to investigate Austin Independent School District (AISD) after students joined a
www.newsbeep.com
February 1, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Your Texas father-in-law is more concerned about this today than the Epstein Files he posted about 2,588 times on Facebook
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Russian Bots are stealing another election
January 31, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Russian Bots are stealing another election
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We’re crushed to hear that Catherine O’Hara has left us. Horror fans know her work in BEETLEJUICE and THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS (as well as a memorable appearance in TALES FROM THE CRYPT), but her body of creativity beyond genre is an epic one. Our condolences to all who loved her.
January 30, 2026 at 6:38 PM
We’re crushed to hear that Catherine O’Hara has left us. Horror fans know her work in BEETLEJUICE and THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS (as well as a memorable appearance in TALES FROM THE CRYPT), but her body of creativity beyond genre is an epic one. Our condolences to all who loved her.
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friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
January 29, 2026 at 9:34 PM
friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
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I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
January 28, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
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This is the way, make “ok, abolish only ICE” the moderate position.
Amid growing calls for the abolition of ICE, Rep. Delia Ramirez is calling for the entire DHS to be dismantled. Highlighting how much experience the officers who killed Renee Good and Alex Pretti had, Ramirez said, “DHS was built to violate our rights and has been empowered to act with impunity.”
House Democrat Says Abolishing ICE Isn’t Enough — DHS Must Go, Too
“The problem isn’t ‘training.’ DHS was built to violate our rights,” said Rep. Delia C. Ramirez.
truthout.org
January 27, 2026 at 11:30 PM
This is the way, make “ok, abolish only ICE” the moderate position.
I hate ICE more than salt does
January 27, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I hate ICE more than salt does
All the tough guys bitching about schools and other shit being closed in Austin would be crying to AAA with shaking hands two minutes after their F-150 ends up in a ditch after hitting a tiny patch of ice
January 27, 2026 at 2:39 AM
All the tough guys bitching about schools and other shit being closed in Austin would be crying to AAA with shaking hands two minutes after their F-150 ends up in a ditch after hitting a tiny patch of ice