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ewan(👻!!!!)

@ewanthingdoer.bsky.social

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artist who talks too much - they/them - 20 - 🇮🇪 When life leaves us blind - Love keeps us kind

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ewan(👻!!!!) @ewanthingdoer.bsky.social · 9d

GET BACK HERE, YOU!!!

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ewan(👻!!!!) @ewanthingdoer.bsky.social · 43m

i love the “facts about kenny from south park” one where they just make up entire episode plots and create fake graphics to go alongside then

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Crash @crashfan03.bsky.social · 2h

this is still kinda hilarious like they really just made shit up for these lmao

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Mircalla @inplacesdeep.bsky.social · 7h

This is old and it's not even the first time I've seen it but I need to stress to everyone that I am the reincarnation of this teenage girl

Tale Foundry
@TheTaleFoundry
Brainrot this, chronically online that...
Meanwhile some teenage girl in the 1930s was sending these to her faourite horror magazine:

Devil's Croft is enticing. Raggh---woof---grr---I like so very much.

If you can get me any more story-length poems like Lovecraft's Psychopompos---by all means 'gimme.'

Ah---ahaha---haw haww---chuckle!

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autumn @waveprism.bsky.social · Jul 16

timely repost

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🌸Gretch🌸 @whothepuck.bsky.social · 2h

Logging on and seeing trans folks trying to throw teenagers experimenting with identities and sexualities under the bus

SpongeBob meme "wait you guys actually are still having queer discourse/infighting, I thought we've already established were all maggots in the eyes of the state"

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ewan(👻!!!!) @ewanthingdoer.bsky.social · 3h

fucked up that its not called "SpongeBob & Friends and The Dice of Destiny" in PAL regions

ewan(👻!!!!) @ewanthingdoer.bsky.social · 3h

these guys get it

ewan(👻!!!!) @ewanthingdoer.bsky.social · 3h

wait this got a physical. lmao.

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ewan(👻!!!!) @ewanthingdoer.bsky.social · 4h

when sonic 4 comes out and The Buyer is the secret twist villain building the metal sonic army

a bald man with a tear running down his face

ALT: a bald man with a tear running down his face

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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 6h

only just realized the wikipedia article still calls it twitter. truly the worst rebrand of all time

A screenshot of the top of the Wikipedia page for Twitter. The first paragraph begins with "Twitter, officially known as X since 2023, is an"

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M.A.R.S.F.🇵🇹 COMM SLOTS- CLOSED @ppdppl.com · 7h

surge in outfits taken from the concept art gallery in streets of rage 4 with a bit of adaptation

coloured sketch of surge the tenrec in three fight positions. leftmost, she's wearing a long jacket with white fur, black tight pants, odd white and yellow shoes. middle, she's wearing yellow baggy pants, a yellow long jacket, baggy black shirt, white shoes. rightmost she's wearing a baggy black leather jacket, a very loose white shirt, tight yellow pants, black leather boots

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ewan(👻!!!!) @ewanthingdoer.bsky.social · 7h

a cartoon character has cucumbers on his eyes

ALT: a cartoon character has cucumbers on his eyes

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ewan(👻!!!!) @ewanthingdoer.bsky.social · 7h

things are hazy since i took on gamma rayyyyyyys

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BeeKirby @beekirby.bsky.social · 12h

This is like the kind of cast list you'd see on a fanon wiki page written by a 15-year-old who only knows people related to fnaf but is vaguely aware of other celebrities

JonnyBlox @jonnybloxofficial.bsky.social · 13h

Official voice actors for ‘FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S 2’

-Kellen Goff as Toy Freddy
-MatPat as Toy Bonnie
-Megan Fox as Toy Chica

#fnaf #fnafmovie #fivenightsatfreddys

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ewan(👻!!!!) @ewanthingdoer.bsky.social · 8h

with how Rift Apart ends and if they paid it off well i guess i wouldn't be upset with a "Ratchet finds the lombaxes" game being the last in the series but to say it definitively SHOULD be without knowing anything about such a game i think is a little silly

ewan(👻!!!!) @ewanthingdoer.bsky.social · 8h

"sony's most tired franchise" is crazy when they've been finding fun and unique new ways to sell the two The Last of Us games that exist for twelve years. every Ratchet (except movie game) has a very obvious idea and reason to exist be it a hardware thing or commitment to the story