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Garren… like Darren but with a G, not a J
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BIM Designer, Author, appreciates a good bourbon, LOVE to travel! SPORTS! #Bengals, #GoIrish, #NBA, #NYR, #Reds… At the age where doing a cartwheel can be accomplished but requires three days of recovery.
Another GREAT night last night! We went 3-0-1 and increased our bankrolls by 2.2 units!

Tonight we have a 6-pack of straight bets along with a 5-leg parlay!

It’s Friday!!! Let’s keep the winning going!
January 23, 2026 at 2:47 PM
We have five plays today, all NBA. Looks like a fun slate tonight. Also, tossing in a parlay. Have fun, enjoy and bet responsibly. 🍻 💵
January 21, 2026 at 3:34 PM
BONUS BET ALERT!!!
When Miami is on the road as a favorite, Wiggins Over on this point mark as implied odds of -233
January 20, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Sorry, that last post is missing information 😬
January 20, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Yesterday we went UP 0.6 units! Let’s keep it rolling today! Grab these plays before the lines move!
January 20, 2026 at 2:05 PM
It’s been a bit since I’ve posted. But hey! I wrote a book! If you’re into suspense novels, check out Sanctuary: A Ryan Cole Novel

Available digitally on Amazon or in paperback at www.books.by/garren-vanderpool
January 19, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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Can’t rn
Getting used to my Home Screen after deleting an app.
July 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
We did it! We made it to Friday without killing any of our co-workers

*whispers: Except Allen… He’s got this shady look about him and I haven’t seen Eric for a few days*

But hey! It’s still Friday!!
June 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
So umm… how’s everyone been?
April 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Been away for a bit… how is everyone?
February 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
When you get really synonymous with Hello, Howdy, and Hey… the texture of Munchos feels weird in your mouth. 🤷🏽‍♂️
January 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
How’s y’all’s Saturday going?
January 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Let’s go Irish! Beat the Dawgs! 🏈☘️🏈☘️ #NDFB #WeAreND
January 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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For Maths fans, 2025 is a square.
45² = 45 x 45 = 2025
Also,
9² x 5² = 2025
40² + 20² + 5² = 2025
My favourite?
1³+2³+3³+4³+5³+6³+7³+8³+9³ = 2025
#Mathematics #teaching #education
January 1, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Chillin on a beach in the Bahamas
December 29, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Fort Lauderdale tonight, cruise # 15 tomorrow
December 27, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Long Drink from Finland… that shit is AMAZING
December 24, 2024 at 4:51 AM
GO IRISH ☘️
December 21, 2024 at 4:39 AM
I’m so happy to see Dame win a trophy! I hope he gets an NBA championship with The Bucks!
December 18, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Curt!!

What a dangerous name to have! Literally one over exaggerated pen stroke from… well, you know.
December 17, 2024 at 2:09 PM
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TOMMY: Hey, how was the diner?

GINA: Long shift. Is the union still on strike?

TOMMY: Still on strike. We're down on our luck, but at least we're halfway there.

GINA: What does that mean? Halfway where?

TOMMY: Nothing. Forget it.

GINA: Halfway where?

TOMMY: Never mind. It's dumb.
December 16, 2024 at 11:37 PM
On this day two years ago: You were younger.
December 17, 2024 at 4:01 AM
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A fart so aggressive people in the room feel the need to stop, drop, and roll
December 15, 2024 at 11:10 PM
14: Dad, can you get me McDonald’s for breakfast?

Me: Sure, but you have to do the dishes after you finish eating.

… 😑 The last bite of that sandwich is gonna be expired by the time that little mofo eats it!
December 14, 2024 at 4:47 PM