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Juniper (She/Her)🏳️‍⚧️
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I'm a single issue voter. That issue is Human Rights.
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"There will be times when the struggle seems impossible. I know this already. Alone, unsure, dwarfed by the scale of the enemy. Remember this. Freedom is a pure idea. It occurs spontaneously and without instruction.
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The word of the day is:

EXHAUSTERWHELMULATED

It's the feeling of being exhausted, overwhelmed and overstimulated, all at the same time.
December 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
December 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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December 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I don't know why this one hits a little harder than the normal captcha box.
December 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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oh dear god no
December 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.
utterly incapable of grace
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
December 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Apparently the best way to get massive good PR in Hollywood is to have Tarantino shit on you. He's
December 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
It's anecdotal evidence, but I had Somalian neighbors as a teen. Every December they'd show up on our door step, singing Christmas Carols and give us a big plate of fudge and other sweets. Now, that's just my neighbors back then, but I'd rather live next to them than a coke fueled President.
December 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I feel good about my Bluesky feed since I'm not seeing ANY Spotify Wrappped posts. #fuckice
December 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Spotify takes money from ICE and channels it into Joe Rogan's pocket.
Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.

So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
How to quit Spotify
This Black Friday, here's a guide to finding the best Spotify alternative
www.bloodinthemachine.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I need to get a yard sign to put out when it snows that says "Will pay to shovel my driveway. $20!"
December 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Holiday tip: If someone asks you a question you don’t want to answer you let them know you have made a prepared statement. Then pull an index card out that says “I don’t want to talk about it. Thank you for tour time”. Make sure you read it out loud.
November 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
My plan when tomorrows discussions get too spicy for my overfed body.
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Even if it's the last thing he does! (please let this be the last thing he does)
White House officials say Trump is plotting retribution after Epstein bill vote
President has attempted to re-direct public anger over Epstein scandal as ‘a ‘Democrat problem’
www.independent.co.uk
November 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Is this where he'll make Portal 3?
November 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
"I never thought they'd feed MY face!" -Person who opposed the "Feeding People's Faces" party for years who recently hit hard times.
November 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a child?
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Which is weirder: Vance fucking a couch or Trump blowing Clinton?
November 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM