Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat
@expatrob462.bsky.social
I'm *a* Rob. I'm not *THE* Rob.
I don't think...
I don't think...
Pinned
I am "Goonies," "Short Circuit," and the BMX movie "RAD" years old.
Wait.... I think, yeah. Yeah I just had an idea.
February 17, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Wait.... I think, yeah. Yeah I just had an idea.
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if god would just apologize i
would consider forgiving her
would consider forgiving her
February 15, 2026 at 4:08 AM
if god would just apologize i
would consider forgiving her
would consider forgiving her
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Imploring the US Women's Curling team (Minnesotans) to shout ICE OUT instead of HARD.
February 14, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Imploring the US Women's Curling team (Minnesotans) to shout ICE OUT instead of HARD.
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Fun fact: The number of times the state of the German stock market was used as a sucessful defence at the Nuremberg Trials = zero.
February 14, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Fun fact: The number of times the state of the German stock market was used as a sucessful defence at the Nuremberg Trials = zero.
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Indifference to fascism is not a thing.
February 13, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Indifference to fascism is not a thing.
Ya'll remember when he had that one Press Secretary that didn't even show up to work for like 10 months?
She was the best. I miss her.
She was the best. I miss her.
February 13, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Ya'll remember when he had that one Press Secretary that didn't even show up to work for like 10 months?
She was the best. I miss her.
She was the best. I miss her.
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Awfully convenient to fight any climate change action when you’ve openly stated you’re counting on the sea around Greenland being ice free
February 12, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Awfully convenient to fight any climate change action when you’ve openly stated you’re counting on the sea around Greenland being ice free
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seems like a pretty good bunny to me
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 PM
seems like a pretty good bunny to me
As the Bad Bunny vs. Kid Rock halftime shows prepare to square off against each other many Americans are having to answer difficult questions about their own loyalties in the Puppy Bowl.
February 8, 2026 at 12:49 PM
As the Bad Bunny vs. Kid Rock halftime shows prepare to square off against each other many Americans are having to answer difficult questions about their own loyalties in the Puppy Bowl.
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Getting woken up by my cringe fail cat, who tried to jump up to sit on my headboard and missed and landed on my head…
February 6, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Getting woken up by my cringe fail cat, who tried to jump up to sit on my headboard and missed and landed on my head…
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Food takes are all ridiculous. Food is ridiculous. Oh you’re craving some specific dish? Grow up and drink a beer.
February 5, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Food takes are all ridiculous. Food is ridiculous. Oh you’re craving some specific dish? Grow up and drink a beer.
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Mitch McConnell is in the hospital for those that celebrate.
February 4, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Mitch McConnell is in the hospital for those that celebrate.
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In the days since the latest Epstein files release, international officials have resigned. France and Poland are opening investigations into sex trafficking and child exploitation.
And the United States has had this shit for years and have done fuck all.
Our DOJ is complicit in sex trafficking.
And the United States has had this shit for years and have done fuck all.
Our DOJ is complicit in sex trafficking.
February 4, 2026 at 2:34 PM
In the days since the latest Epstein files release, international officials have resigned. France and Poland are opening investigations into sex trafficking and child exploitation.
And the United States has had this shit for years and have done fuck all.
Our DOJ is complicit in sex trafficking.
And the United States has had this shit for years and have done fuck all.
Our DOJ is complicit in sex trafficking.
There are far too many hours in any given day.
February 1, 2026 at 4:10 PM
There are far too many hours in any given day.
I like the idea of Naval Captains waging war like "H-4. Fire"
February 1, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I like the idea of Naval Captains waging war like "H-4. Fire"
You guys, seriously. Seriously guys...
This seat has a FUCKING SAFE.
Not making this up. My seat has a fucking safe in it.
Like I'm traveling with gold bullion or diamonds from Antwerp or something.
This seat has a FUCKING SAFE.
Not making this up. My seat has a fucking safe in it.
Like I'm traveling with gold bullion or diamonds from Antwerp or something.
February 1, 2026 at 3:18 PM
You guys, seriously. Seriously guys...
This seat has a FUCKING SAFE.
Not making this up. My seat has a fucking safe in it.
Like I'm traveling with gold bullion or diamonds from Antwerp or something.
This seat has a FUCKING SAFE.
Not making this up. My seat has a fucking safe in it.
Like I'm traveling with gold bullion or diamonds from Antwerp or something.
I have LITERALLY been in aiports/ planes all damn day.
How in the hell did I get a pebble in my shoe?
I swear God hates me and just likes to fuck with me.
How in the hell did I get a pebble in my shoe?
I swear God hates me and just likes to fuck with me.
February 1, 2026 at 12:07 PM
I have LITERALLY been in aiports/ planes all damn day.
How in the hell did I get a pebble in my shoe?
I swear God hates me and just likes to fuck with me.
How in the hell did I get a pebble in my shoe?
I swear God hates me and just likes to fuck with me.
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George Carlin always nailed it.
February 1, 2026 at 2:30 AM
George Carlin always nailed it.
There are too many people at this airport.
February 1, 2026 at 11:14 AM
There are too many people at this airport.
There's something inherently weird about being a guy.
I can watch a sport like downhill skiing, knowing fully well these people have trained their entire lives and are in far better shape than I ever could be.
And just be like "I could totally do that."
That's what being a guy is like. It's weird
I can watch a sport like downhill skiing, knowing fully well these people have trained their entire lives and are in far better shape than I ever could be.
And just be like "I could totally do that."
That's what being a guy is like. It's weird
February 1, 2026 at 10:17 AM
There's something inherently weird about being a guy.
I can watch a sport like downhill skiing, knowing fully well these people have trained their entire lives and are in far better shape than I ever could be.
And just be like "I could totally do that."
That's what being a guy is like. It's weird
I can watch a sport like downhill skiing, knowing fully well these people have trained their entire lives and are in far better shape than I ever could be.
And just be like "I could totally do that."
That's what being a guy is like. It's weird
I mean, sure. Who doesn't want some sulfur dioxide with their burgers?
February 1, 2026 at 9:22 AM
I mean, sure. Who doesn't want some sulfur dioxide with their burgers?
Having a Heinekin at 9:45 in the a.m.
Have business class all to myself.
Probably departed Ashgabat for the last time. I have no idea where this weird life is going to take me. But there's definitely a pit stop in Amsterdam for awhile.
Wish me luck.
Have business class all to myself.
Probably departed Ashgabat for the last time. I have no idea where this weird life is going to take me. But there's definitely a pit stop in Amsterdam for awhile.
Wish me luck.
February 1, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Having a Heinekin at 9:45 in the a.m.
Have business class all to myself.
Probably departed Ashgabat for the last time. I have no idea where this weird life is going to take me. But there's definitely a pit stop in Amsterdam for awhile.
Wish me luck.
Have business class all to myself.
Probably departed Ashgabat for the last time. I have no idea where this weird life is going to take me. But there's definitely a pit stop in Amsterdam for awhile.
Wish me luck.
Just in case anyone was wondering?
The Rays will operate with the budget of a St. Cloud diner and will still fuck your shit up.
The Rays will operate with the budget of a St. Cloud diner and will still fuck your shit up.
January 31, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Just in case anyone was wondering?
The Rays will operate with the budget of a St. Cloud diner and will still fuck your shit up.
The Rays will operate with the budget of a St. Cloud diner and will still fuck your shit up.