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Eze
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31 | He/Him | AuDHD | Anti-Hierarchy Leftist & Enemy of Conservatism | Battle Rap connoisseur | Aspiring Propagandist | Recovering contrarian.

I’m chronically unserious unless I’m talking politics or my love life, and even that’s not a guarantee.
Pinned
Black History Month starts in January and ends in December as far as I’m concerned
Cooked, did the laundry and assembled 2 night stands after a long day at work to prove I am a superior AuDHD man (I will be burnt out all day at work tomorrow and wonder why).
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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anyone familiar with a canon pro-100 printer

i am not asking if you like it fyi

i want to know how to get a used one started up without the software cd-rom

what cords do i need to get it connected to the internet so i can use the drivers on my computer
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Just saw a TikTok where this dude was asking for non-“sassy” ways of getting your locs out of your face and I’m mad confused. What’s the point of having long locs as a man if I don’t get to feel like a bad bitch while having them???
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Dudes be out here tryna convince us that the lil girl with the forehead full of slicked down baby hairs wearing crocs with Hello Kitty pins tricked them about their age. Get thee absolute fuck outta here R. Kelly 😭😭😭
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The older I get, the less I buy this excuse because you definitely can just tell. It’s not “something in the water” making young girls look older. You’re just a predator looking for an excuse!
To these niggas that be saying “she lied about her age”… all you gotta do is talk to a teenager for 15 minutes to know they are a teenager!

They know; they just don’t CARE!
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Landlording shouldn't be a for-profit industry.

I said what I said. Before you get your boxers bunched about "who will manage apartment buildings?" please actually just go look up public and co-op housing.

All landlords do is drive up housing costs. That's it. They provide no social benefit.
November 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The Star Wars sequel trilogy, but Finn is Force-sensitive and Rey’s neither a Palpatine nor a Skywalker.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Seeing tokens get spent >>>
BREAKING MS NOW:

Trump is considering removing Kash Patel as FBI director in the coming months, as he and his top aides have grown increasingly frustrated by the unflattering headlines Patel has recently generated, according to three people with knowledge of the situation.
President Trump may have had enough of Kash Patel, according to sources
The president is weighing whether to oust the FBI director after scrutiny of Patel's stewardship of bureau resources, including his girlfriend’s security detail and use of a government jet.
www.ms.now
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I’m the typa nigga who’ll curse your entire bloodline with eternal baldness because you mildly inconvenienced my girl at work.
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Started off as satire of black men being performative, but quickly devolved into respectability politics.
Okay, what’s up with quarter zips? Why is everyone talking about them what did I miss
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
“God doesn’t play about me” but as a Sims playthrough 😂
I have the power to give every Sim in my save file money, careers, & skills, but I don’t. I only make life better for the Sims I decide to care about because I’m in control & might decide to abandon the entire save file & start a new one anyway.

& I feel like if god exists, god does the same
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I’m sorry, but white Brits, Canadians, Australians etc. be getting too big for your britches on this website. You might not have MAGA, but you have Brexit. You might not have school shootings, but you have indigenous kids buried under them.
Hot take: you don’t get to dunk on “yanks” if you’re also white. Too many white majority countries either do goofy, MAGA adjacent shit or have a horrible history of colonialism for y’all to look down on Americans like you’re superior. Those are your cousins lmfao
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Hot take: you don’t get to dunk on “yanks” if you’re also white. Too many white majority countries either do goofy, MAGA adjacent shit or have a horrible history of colonialism for y’all to look down on Americans like you’re superior. Those are your cousins lmfao
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
There’s a reason why she performed the way she did in the 2020 primaries.
The Kamala Harris book is so excruciating
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My toxic trait is that I don’t trust women who are both bald and fine as hell. I don’t even have a backstory to justify it; y’all just set off my Spidey senses for no reason lmfao
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Olivia Nuzzi is proving even journalists can be industry plants
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
BREAKING: James Carville discovers we’re no longer in the 90’s in late November 2025
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
When her period arrives on time after a weekend of shooting the club up
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Muting “soft life” because this is my feed and I refuse to tolerate conservative bs on it 😭✌🏿
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The moment I had to ask my homie “which Kim are we talking about?” was when I started silently implementing this rule lmao
I’ve also realized no one in the squad uses any real names unless/until you achieve boyfriend/partner status.

BFF: I’m going on a trip with James.

Us: WHO????

BFF: Captain Hook

Us:
a woman is holding a cup and says okay
ALT: a woman is holding a cup and says okay
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Idk why everyone’s acting obtuse, but imma be there to say, “I told you so” when things go the way they’re definitely going to go.
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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if you can please send something to a family friend who just lost her son. she also lost her mother a couple months ago in august.
Donate to Supporting the Family of Kadar - A Member of Atlanta E-Bikes, organized by Atlanta E-Bikes
It is with profound sadness and heavy hearts that the Atlanta… Atlanta E-Bikes needs your support for Supporting the Family of Kadar - A Member of Atlanta E-Bikes
www.gofundme.com
November 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
That baby's gonna mysteriously be her first child born with a normal sized face
November 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Idk who just hard launched on the SL, but I love that for y’all 🥹
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I’m still stuck on “you tried to start back at one with your kids?” lmfao
November 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM