chrismorgan
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Baltimore MD : hehimhis : Insert Coin "On that promised morning we will wake and greet the dawn / knowing that your wicked life is over and that we will carry on"
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But, doctor, I *am* tech support 😞
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This has been effective for a week or so, so far
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If you can resist the counter samosas at Punjab Grocery then I dunno, you have a superpower I am not sure I'd want
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I actually -have- been "eating birthday cake in a bush, naked" level stoned but you know what I've never done
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Confederate flags = decidedly not cool
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I'm also old enough to remember Johnny Cash performing in front of a Confederate flag on the Muppets, if we're still discussing what is or isn't cool
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Boy howdy did I ever score some points at bocce though. So I've got that going for me, which is nice.
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Went drinking after pointing my mourning ass off at bocce, pleased to say I've still got it (where 'it' is the state of completely and totally not having it, at least in any meaningful way).
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There's a whole ISO standard for this and it's for a reason
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I'm doing my part
twolemonades.com
It should be illegal for straight people to be allowed to plan Halloween parties.
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treblezine.bsky.social
Nina Simone was like no other artist

www.treblezine.com/t...
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It's an extremely special game, I should be starting my annual run soon
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V/H/S Halloween (2025)
banthaskull.bsky.social
“Fun size” is the worst marketing term. We learned this as kids. “Fun size” is just a rip…
mlbbot.bsky.social
The Phillies have a 9-9-9 Challenge box for the Postseason 😭

It comes with 9 "fun size" hot dogs and 9 "petite" beers, and even features a scoreboard to keep track of your progress 🤣
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punkrockhistory.bsky.social
35 years ago today
Bikini Kill was formed in Olympia, Washington, October 4, 1990, by (L-R) Tobi Vail (drums), Kathleen Hanna (vocals), Kathi Wilcox (bass), and Billy Karren (guitar).

#punk #punks #punkrock #bikinikill #womenofpunk #history #punkrockhistory #otd
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'said', surely, but otherwise A+
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RIP to true hero Bea Gaddy, taken by cancer 24 years ago today.
baltimorecitydems.bsky.social
Gaddy was diagnosed with breast cancer in 1998. She died on October 3, 2001, aged 68. Her work has been carried on by Bea Gaddy Family Center, Inc. and by her daughter, Cynthia Brooks.
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(it was a white elephant prize, after bringing it home I started reading up on how they worked and immediately said "fuck this")
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increasingly glad that I immediately sold the Ring doorbell I got after buying this place
shiraovide.bsky.social
Amazon's Ring is adding facial recognition to its home doorbells and security cameras for the first time.

To identify people you know, it needs to run everyone's face in sight through facial recognition.

wapo.st/4mR2v5l
Analysis | Amazon’s Ring plans to scan everyone’s face at the door
For the first time, the company is putting facial recognition into its home security doorbells and video cameras.
wapo.st
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👏
wardqnormal.bsky.social
"This isn't who we are" really means "I don't know the true history of this country and what it has always been."
angryblacklady.blacksky.app
I think what’s most frustrating right now for Black and Indigneous people is waiting for the bulk of white folks to catch up.

At some point the “this isn’t who we are” and “I didn’t have this on my bingo card” has to end and y’all will catch up, right? RIGHT?

WE NEED YOU TO CATCH UP.
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I have been wondering how long it'd be before bsky had to face real moderation challenges and seeing how they respond to mere criticism is not instilling confidence
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Social media inherently rewards outrage, a thing that seems to be missed by every social media team, but sure go off I guess
jay.bsky.team
Yet it’s a behavior that persists across social media anyways, with negative consequences for civil discourse and society. Human nature is a contributing factor, but systems that reward outrage only make the problem worse.
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To misquote Douglas Adams, I may be a sorry case but at least I am not having a romantic relationship with ELIZA
the-independent.com
Nearly a third of Americans have had a ‘romantic relationship’ with an AI bot, new survey says
1 in 3 Americans have had a ‘romantic relationship’ with an AI bot, new survey says
www.independent.co.uk