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He/him. Rated R for indiscriminate gunplay, profanity directed at children, and a scene of swindling
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· May 4
Reagan’s national televised address if Big Bird had been on the Challenger:
(Sobbing, clutching a Supergrover doll) Big Bird exploded! Big Bird exploded! (Slapping away his handlers) No! NO! Big Bird EXPLODED!
(Sobbing, clutching a Supergrover doll) Big Bird exploded! Big Bird exploded! (Slapping away his handlers) No! NO! Big Bird EXPLODED!
120-pound pile of wax and fabric stuns in new photos
January 7, 2026 at 6:42 PM
120-pound pile of wax and fabric stuns in new photos
I bet you thought I forgot, huh. Well you thought right, I did forget. Forgot immediately. Anyway here are some more, happy new year
January 4, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I bet you thought I forgot, huh. Well you thought right, I did forget. Forgot immediately. Anyway here are some more, happy new year
SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!
January 4, 2026 at 1:30 AM
SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!
Santa didn’t send you one?! I’ll get some other pictures later, if you like
December 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Santa didn’t send you one?! I’ll get some other pictures later, if you like
@sidvicious.ca FUCK YES SANTA GOT MY LIST
December 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
@sidvicious.ca FUCK YES SANTA GOT MY LIST
This is like one of us dropping $1 in the Salvation Army bucket, but yasss qween or w/e
December 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
This is like one of us dropping $1 in the Salvation Army bucket, but yasss qween or w/e
Holy shit, thank you Pop Crave
December 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Holy shit, thank you Pop Crave
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES BAXTERRRR
December 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES BAXTERRRR
Ferchrissakes. Between this list and the linked comics rec list, I’ve added 20 titles to my already overwhelming list of incredibly cool-sounding shit to read. Fuck you, dude
December 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Ferchrissakes. Between this list and the linked comics rec list, I’ve added 20 titles to my already overwhelming list of incredibly cool-sounding shit to read. Fuck you, dude
Years ago I saw a thread on a message board titled something like “The subtext of the song is that no one fucks like Gaston” and I think about it every day
Disney Developing Live-Action ‘Gaston’ Movie From Writer Dave Callaham And Producer Michelle Rejwan
Disney is in early development on a new live-action pic centered on the Beauty and the Beast character Gaston.
deadline.com
December 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Years ago I saw a thread on a message board titled something like “The subtext of the song is that no one fucks like Gaston” and I think about it every day
Does anyone else get irrationally angry when they keep seeing the same company’s emails in their spam folder month after month? Hey 5 Star Nutrition: fuck OFF already
December 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Does anyone else get irrationally angry when they keep seeing the same company’s emails in their spam folder month after month? Hey 5 Star Nutrition: fuck OFF already
Not loving one possible interpretation of “Liberty: 1776–2026” here
The U.S. Treasury is planning to release a $1 coin featuring Donald Trump’s face in 2026, according to CNN.
December 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Not loving one possible interpretation of “Liberty: 1776–2026” here
Fav game of all time for me
December 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Fav game of all time for me
If it’s any consolation to anyone, I don’t think Jimmy Fallon himself enjoys being alive. There’s nothing behind those eyes except alcohol and a series of preprogrammed instructions on how to laugh too hard whenever he’s spoken to
December 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
If it’s any consolation to anyone, I don’t think Jimmy Fallon himself enjoys being alive. There’s nothing behind those eyes except alcohol and a series of preprogrammed instructions on how to laugh too hard whenever he’s spoken to
“TAKE OUR MONEY!” “NO!” “TAKE IT YOU SON OF A BI—“ “I’LL NEVER TAKE IT!” “TAKE THE FUCKING MONEY RIGHT NOWWWW—“ “FUCK YOU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
December 9, 2025 at 4:17 AM
“TAKE OUR MONEY!” “NO!” “TAKE IT YOU SON OF A BI—“ “I’LL NEVER TAKE IT!” “TAKE THE FUCKING MONEY RIGHT NOWWWW—“ “FUCK YOU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
I’m wondering if there’s some confusion here. Lillard *did* work with Lynch, in Twin Peaks: The Return. I feel like you might think nagi was saying Lillard *should* work with Lynch.
December 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I’m wondering if there’s some confusion here. Lillard *did* work with Lynch, in Twin Peaks: The Return. I feel like you might think nagi was saying Lillard *should* work with Lynch.
This has got to be the least appetizing picture I’ve ever fucking seen on a chip package
December 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
This has got to be the least appetizing picture I’ve ever fucking seen on a chip package
Thank you! This is a-goin’ on mah list
December 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Thank you! This is a-goin’ on mah list
Please stop platforming this false Grinch
December 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Please stop platforming this false Grinch
Sometimes people take jobs for money
December 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Sometimes people take jobs for money
Oh my god
What approx size is it?
What approx size is it?
December 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Oh my god
What approx size is it?
What approx size is it?
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got banned for life from the TaleSpin forums for suggesting that Baloo in TaleSpin is NOT the same bear as Baloo in The Jungle Book. People were screaming at me to shut the fuck up even though I provided EVIDENCE
November 27, 2024 at 6:58 PM
got banned for life from the TaleSpin forums for suggesting that Baloo in TaleSpin is NOT the same bear as Baloo in The Jungle Book. People were screaming at me to shut the fuck up even though I provided EVIDENCE
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I’m not doubting the veracity of this claim, but I do wonder if replying to this post with “to be fair, it’s the Jews’ fault” might be wildly tone-deaf
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I’m not doubting the veracity of this claim, but I do wonder if replying to this post with “to be fair, it’s the Jews’ fault” might be wildly tone-deaf