Justin
@fatbird.bsky.social
Coder, bookbinder, woodworder, imminent umarel.
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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i have been made aware that an Olympic figure skater for Kazakhstan does a Dune themed routine in a full stillsuit and he is now my personal hero
February 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM
i have been made aware that an Olympic figure skater for Kazakhstan does a Dune themed routine in a full stillsuit and he is now my personal hero
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You won't be laughing when you realise those were full of sand from her escape tunnel
February 2, 2026 at 12:37 AM
You won't be laughing when you realise those were full of sand from her escape tunnel
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I don't know about you but whenever I see somebody write a 38-page essay about anything I assume they are having a psychotic break.
In a 38-page essay, Dario Amodei warns of civilization-level damage from superintelligent AI, questioning whether humanity has the maturity to handle such power (Axios)
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Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
January 26, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I don't know about you but whenever I see somebody write a 38-page essay about anything I assume they are having a psychotic break.
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Not today. Not this hour. That’s the deal.
January 25, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Not today. Not this hour. That’s the deal.
This thread:
In light of Bessent’s outburst, I need to make one thing clear: when we Canadians start talking about American aggression, we need to stop picturing Brigade Combat Teams thundering across the border, and consider a slower process that blurs lines between policing, terrorism abd national defence.
January 23, 2026 at 6:03 PM
This thread:
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This is one of the sharpest analyses of international affairs that I've heard from a Canadian leader - or any national leader - in a long time. And I suspect he wrote the main bits himself. paulwells.substack.com/p/the-carney...
The Carney doctrine
Open comment thread on the PM's Davos speech
paulwells.substack.com
January 20, 2026 at 5:13 PM
This is one of the sharpest analyses of international affairs that I've heard from a Canadian leader - or any national leader - in a long time. And I suspect he wrote the main bits himself. paulwells.substack.com/p/the-carney...
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The meeting between the Danish foreign minister and vice president Vance and secretary of state Rubio went so badly today that the following nations are now sending military troops and personnel to Greenland:
Denmark, Canada, Germany, Sweden, France, the Netherlands, and the UK.
Good times.
Denmark, Canada, Germany, Sweden, France, the Netherlands, and the UK.
Good times.
January 14, 2026 at 11:45 PM
The meeting between the Danish foreign minister and vice president Vance and secretary of state Rubio went so badly today that the following nations are now sending military troops and personnel to Greenland:
Denmark, Canada, Germany, Sweden, France, the Netherlands, and the UK.
Good times.
Denmark, Canada, Germany, Sweden, France, the Netherlands, and the UK.
Good times.
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So to be clear we have actually reached the point where NATO states are deploying tripwire forces to deter *another NATO state* from invading *another NATO state.*
I struggle to communicate the strategic and just regular insanity of this moment.
I struggle to communicate the strategic and just regular insanity of this moment.
Sweden is over Trump's nonsense about Greenland and is sending in troops.
SWEDEN, PEOPLE.
SWEDEN, PEOPLE.
January 14, 2026 at 5:57 PM
So to be clear we have actually reached the point where NATO states are deploying tripwire forces to deter *another NATO state* from invading *another NATO state.*
I struggle to communicate the strategic and just regular insanity of this moment.
I struggle to communicate the strategic and just regular insanity of this moment.
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We are far past the stage of permissiveness with white-supremacist violence inside DHS. We are witnessing ICE transition into a death squad.
This cannot be reformed. The only question is who will fight to abolish it, and who will accommodate it instead.
This cannot be reformed. The only question is who will fight to abolish it, and who will accommodate it instead.
Either ICE Is Abolished or It Will Kill Many More Renee Goods
Minnesota is just the beginning of ICE's transformation into a right-wing death squad. But it can be the end
www.forever-wars.com
January 12, 2026 at 6:46 PM
We are far past the stage of permissiveness with white-supremacist violence inside DHS. We are witnessing ICE transition into a death squad.
This cannot be reformed. The only question is who will fight to abolish it, and who will accommodate it instead.
This cannot be reformed. The only question is who will fight to abolish it, and who will accommodate it instead.
Seems like a good time to re-up this antifa anthem: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLkP...
Chumbawamba - The day the nazi died
YouTube video by Huppelplopp1848
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January 11, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Seems like a good time to re-up this antifa anthem: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLkP...
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The Virgin Democratic Party Establishment Candidate: "ICE isn't coordinating with local police. This is no way to bring down prices!"
The Chad Episcopalian Bishop: "I have instructed my priests to prepare for martyrdom."
The Chad Episcopalian Bishop: "I have instructed my priests to prepare for martyrdom."
At last night’s candlelight vigil for Renee Nicole Good, Bishop Rob Hirschfeld of the Episcopal Diocese of New Hampshire announced he had asked the clergy of the diocese to get their affairs in order and to make sure they have their wills written ...,
January 11, 2026 at 3:52 AM
The Virgin Democratic Party Establishment Candidate: "ICE isn't coordinating with local police. This is no way to bring down prices!"
The Chad Episcopalian Bishop: "I have instructed my priests to prepare for martyrdom."
The Chad Episcopalian Bishop: "I have instructed my priests to prepare for martyrdom."
If Trump dies in office, the funniest thing is going to be look on everyone's face when they come to work and see Vance in the Oval Office.
i have written this a few times now but the reason JD Vance spends all day posting is that they barely tolerate his presence in the white house and have locked him out of every decision of consequence. he is basically unemployed
Shouldn't you be doing government shit?
January 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
If Trump dies in office, the funniest thing is going to be look on everyone's face when they come to work and see Vance in the Oval Office.
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Trump’s Venezuela attack has been a boost to Canada, according to Bloomberg. Chinese refiners, cut off from their Venezuelan supply, are switching to Canadian heavy oil.
A boost for Alberta and Ottawa trying to diversify from the US.
A boost for Alberta and Ottawa trying to diversify from the US.
January 9, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Trump’s Venezuela attack has been a boost to Canada, according to Bloomberg. Chinese refiners, cut off from their Venezuelan supply, are switching to Canadian heavy oil.
A boost for Alberta and Ottawa trying to diversify from the US.
A boost for Alberta and Ottawa trying to diversify from the US.
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lot of things i could say here but mostly i guess i would like to implore everyone to find a personality other than "least favorite roommate during a house meeting in portland, oregon"
January 6, 2026 at 6:45 AM
lot of things i could say here but mostly i guess i would like to implore everyone to find a personality other than "least favorite roommate during a house meeting in portland, oregon"
No cheating, repost with the most recent photo of your pet
January 3, 2026 at 3:06 AM
No cheating, repost with the most recent photo of your pet
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Trump's hand is fake. His real hand was removed. The insiders all know it. Signatures with a fake hand aren't constitutional.
I am determined as God is my witness to start the Trump fake hand conspiracy theory. His hand isn't showing signs of an undisclosed illness. It's a fake painted Halloween costume hand because his hand was already removed. It's time.
January 2, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Trump's hand is fake. His real hand was removed. The insiders all know it. Signatures with a fake hand aren't constitutional.
@bretdevereaux.bsky.social If you haven't watched the season finale of Robin Hood, where they seize a castle and then fall back when the cavalry charges the (closed) gates, you should just... not.
December 29, 2025 at 6:33 AM
@bretdevereaux.bsky.social If you haven't watched the season finale of Robin Hood, where they seize a castle and then fall back when the cavalry charges the (closed) gates, you should just... not.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Oh yeah Global TV (in Canada or by VPN) has the full uncut 60 Minutes story on its 60 Minutes rebroadcast. CBS must have sent them the original tape.
December 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Rob Reiner's first film was Spinal Tap. His last film was Spinal Tap II. There's something extra beautiful about a film legacy, bookended by those two great movies.
December 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Rob Reiner's first film was Spinal Tap. His last film was Spinal Tap II. There's something extra beautiful about a film legacy, bookended by those two great movies.
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So, the Canadian ambassador to the U.S. is stepping down.
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www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
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Kirsten Hillman, Canada’s longtime ambassador to the U.S., is stepping down | CBC News
Kirsten Hillman, Canada's longtime ambassador to the United States, is leaving her post in the new year — marking a key shakeup amid tense trade relations with U.S. President Donald Trump's administration.
www.cbc.ca
December 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
So, the Canadian ambassador to the U.S. is stepping down.
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www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
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PRESIDENT’S PHYSICIAN: He’ll probably be out cold for a while; this last episode of diarrhea was quite painful for him.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
PRESIDENT’S PHYSICIAN: He’ll probably be out cold for a while; this last episode of diarrhea was quite painful for him.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
What's the over/under on whether Nuzzi/Lizza are in on this together? All he's done is up the scandal quotient for her, which can't hurt book sales. I bet there's a payoff down the road for him.
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
What's the over/under on whether Nuzzi/Lizza are in on this together? All he's done is up the scandal quotient for her, which can't hurt book sales. I bet there's a payoff down the road for him.