Justin
@fatbird.bsky.social
Coder, bookbinder, woodworder, imminent umarel.
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We are far past the stage of permissiveness with white-supremacist violence inside DHS. We are witnessing ICE transition into a death squad.
This cannot be reformed. The only question is who will fight to abolish it, and who will accommodate it instead.
This cannot be reformed. The only question is who will fight to abolish it, and who will accommodate it instead.
Either ICE Is Abolished or It Will Kill Many More Renee Goods
Minnesota is just the beginning of ICE's transformation into a right-wing death squad. But it can be the end
www.forever-wars.com
January 12, 2026 at 6:46 PM
We are far past the stage of permissiveness with white-supremacist violence inside DHS. We are witnessing ICE transition into a death squad.
This cannot be reformed. The only question is who will fight to abolish it, and who will accommodate it instead.
This cannot be reformed. The only question is who will fight to abolish it, and who will accommodate it instead.
Seems like a good time to re-up this antifa anthem: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLkP...
Chumbawamba - The day the nazi died
YouTube video by Huppelplopp1848
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January 11, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Seems like a good time to re-up this antifa anthem: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLkP...
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The Virgin Democratic Party Establishment Candidate: "ICE isn't coordinating with local police. This is no way to bring down prices!"
The Chad Episcopalian Bishop: "I have instructed my priests to prepare for martyrdom."
The Chad Episcopalian Bishop: "I have instructed my priests to prepare for martyrdom."
At last night’s candlelight vigil for Renee Nicole Good, Bishop Rob Hirschfeld of the Episcopal Diocese of New Hampshire announced he had asked the clergy of the diocese to get their affairs in order and to make sure they have their wills written ...,
January 11, 2026 at 3:52 AM
The Virgin Democratic Party Establishment Candidate: "ICE isn't coordinating with local police. This is no way to bring down prices!"
The Chad Episcopalian Bishop: "I have instructed my priests to prepare for martyrdom."
The Chad Episcopalian Bishop: "I have instructed my priests to prepare for martyrdom."
If Trump dies in office, the funniest thing is going to be look on everyone's face when they come to work and see Vance in the Oval Office.
i have written this a few times now but the reason JD Vance spends all day posting is that they barely tolerate his presence in the white house and have locked him out of every decision of consequence. he is basically unemployed
Shouldn't you be doing government shit?
January 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
If Trump dies in office, the funniest thing is going to be look on everyone's face when they come to work and see Vance in the Oval Office.
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Trump’s Venezuela attack has been a boost to Canada, according to Bloomberg. Chinese refiners, cut off from their Venezuelan supply, are switching to Canadian heavy oil.
A boost for Alberta and Ottawa trying to diversify from the US.
A boost for Alberta and Ottawa trying to diversify from the US.
January 9, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Trump’s Venezuela attack has been a boost to Canada, according to Bloomberg. Chinese refiners, cut off from their Venezuelan supply, are switching to Canadian heavy oil.
A boost for Alberta and Ottawa trying to diversify from the US.
A boost for Alberta and Ottawa trying to diversify from the US.
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lot of things i could say here but mostly i guess i would like to implore everyone to find a personality other than "least favorite roommate during a house meeting in portland, oregon"
January 6, 2026 at 6:45 AM
lot of things i could say here but mostly i guess i would like to implore everyone to find a personality other than "least favorite roommate during a house meeting in portland, oregon"
No cheating, repost with the most recent photo of your pet
January 3, 2026 at 3:06 AM
No cheating, repost with the most recent photo of your pet
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Trump's hand is fake. His real hand was removed. The insiders all know it. Signatures with a fake hand aren't constitutional.
I am determined as God is my witness to start the Trump fake hand conspiracy theory. His hand isn't showing signs of an undisclosed illness. It's a fake painted Halloween costume hand because his hand was already removed. It's time.
January 2, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Trump's hand is fake. His real hand was removed. The insiders all know it. Signatures with a fake hand aren't constitutional.
@bretdevereaux.bsky.social If you haven't watched the season finale of Robin Hood, where they seize a castle and then fall back when the cavalry charges the (closed) gates, you should just... not.
December 29, 2025 at 6:33 AM
@bretdevereaux.bsky.social If you haven't watched the season finale of Robin Hood, where they seize a castle and then fall back when the cavalry charges the (closed) gates, you should just... not.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Oh yeah Global TV (in Canada or by VPN) has the full uncut 60 Minutes story on its 60 Minutes rebroadcast. CBS must have sent them the original tape.
December 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Rob Reiner's first film was Spinal Tap. His last film was Spinal Tap II. There's something extra beautiful about a film legacy, bookended by those two great movies.
December 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Rob Reiner's first film was Spinal Tap. His last film was Spinal Tap II. There's something extra beautiful about a film legacy, bookended by those two great movies.
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So, the Canadian ambassador to the U.S. is stepping down.
OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG
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Kirsten Hillman, Canada’s longtime ambassador to the U.S., is stepping down | CBC News
Kirsten Hillman, Canada's longtime ambassador to the United States, is leaving her post in the new year — marking a key shakeup amid tense trade relations with U.S. President Donald Trump's administration.
www.cbc.ca
December 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
So, the Canadian ambassador to the U.S. is stepping down.
OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG
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PRESIDENT’S PHYSICIAN: He’ll probably be out cold for a while; this last episode of diarrhea was quite painful for him.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
PRESIDENT’S PHYSICIAN: He’ll probably be out cold for a while; this last episode of diarrhea was quite painful for him.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
What's the over/under on whether Nuzzi/Lizza are in on this together? All he's done is up the scandal quotient for her, which can't hurt book sales. I bet there's a payoff down the road for him.
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
What's the over/under on whether Nuzzi/Lizza are in on this together? All he's done is up the scandal quotient for her, which can't hurt book sales. I bet there's a payoff down the road for him.
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trying to start a moral panic and the stories are all like “the ADHD meds really helped but didn’t solve everything”
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 PM
trying to start a moral panic and the stories are all like “the ADHD meds really helped but didn’t solve everything”
Um, @markscrivens.bsky.social do you need to start getting into shape?
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Canadian military will rely on an army of public servants to boost its ranks by 300,000
Federal public servants would be trained to shoot guns, drive trucks and fly drones, according to a defence department directive.
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November 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Um, @markscrivens.bsky.social do you need to start getting into shape?
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
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SONG FOR A FURRY
Does he run? Does he play? Does he like to dance?
My Sherwood Forest angel ain’t so big on wearing pants
Face as cute as kittens, can he please be my mate?
And show me all the downstairs Disney did not animate
Does he run? Does he play? Does he like to dance?
My Sherwood Forest angel ain’t so big on wearing pants
Face as cute as kittens, can he please be my mate?
And show me all the downstairs Disney did not animate
a cartoon robin hood is standing in the woods with his arms outstretched .
ALT: a cartoon robin hood is standing in the woods with his arms outstretched .
media.tenor.com
February 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
SONG FOR A FURRY
Does he run? Does he play? Does he like to dance?
My Sherwood Forest angel ain’t so big on wearing pants
Face as cute as kittens, can he please be my mate?
And show me all the downstairs Disney did not animate
Does he run? Does he play? Does he like to dance?
My Sherwood Forest angel ain’t so big on wearing pants
Face as cute as kittens, can he please be my mate?
And show me all the downstairs Disney did not animate
But why would gunfire do that?
Authorities say gunfire erupted during outdoor festivities at Pennsylvania’s Lincoln University, killing one person and wounding six others.
Shooting at a historically Black university's homecoming fest in Pennsylvania kills 1 and wounds 6
Authorities say gunfire erupted during outdoor festivities at Pennsylvania’s Lincoln University, killing one person and wounding six others.
bit.ly
October 27, 2025 at 5:14 AM
But why would gunfire do that?
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"The Epstein Ballroom, we're calling it. The Epstein Ballroom. It'll be covered in the finest gold, 14 carat gold -- the best golds are in their teens, you know."
Trump waves around renderings of his new ballroom, which appears to be entirely gold
October 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM
"The Epstein Ballroom, we're calling it. The Epstein Ballroom. It'll be covered in the finest gold, 14 carat gold -- the best golds are in their teens, you know."
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I have a theory www.theverge.com/policy/79849...
American politics has devolved into shitposting and aura farming
The Frog is owning the president.
www.theverge.com
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I have a theory www.theverge.com/policy/79849...
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
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I hate it when TV chefs, whilst cooking with alcohol, take a little swig and beam in naughty delight at their own mischief. You're 54 years old. You can buy it legally in a shop. You want to impress me, drink the raw chicken juices you fucking coward.
September 30, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I hate it when TV chefs, whilst cooking with alcohol, take a little swig and beam in naughty delight at their own mischief. You're 54 years old. You can buy it legally in a shop. You want to impress me, drink the raw chicken juices you fucking coward.