Fauxkage Shodaime
@fauxkage.bsky.social
Born in the 1900s
Always looking for anime/manga recs
Trying to get back into books as well
Always looking for anime/manga recs
Trying to get back into books as well
My toxic work trait is telling everybody I see to have a good rest of the day, when I get off early, so that they’ll ask me “you leaving already? Must be nice”
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
My toxic work trait is telling everybody I see to have a good rest of the day, when I get off early, so that they’ll ask me “you leaving already? Must be nice”
Sitting in the car cause I don’t feel like waking my daughter up, even though we already home lmao
November 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Sitting in the car cause I don’t feel like waking my daughter up, even though we already home lmao
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Crazy how my 3yo was just throwing a whole tantrum about me picking something to watch (Kim Possible), and now she’s obsessed with it
November 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Crazy how my 3yo was just throwing a whole tantrum about me picking something to watch (Kim Possible), and now she’s obsessed with it
Now that I got a lil hang time, every song is unfortunately a “shake yo dreads” song 😭
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Now that I got a lil hang time, every song is unfortunately a “shake yo dreads” song 😭
I’m not seeing the downside of getting two free meals?
cause if i take you to chillis and you order the steak fajita, you better make sure you leave some room in that stomach cause that’s not all you finna eat tonight
November 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I’m not seeing the downside of getting two free meals?
Imagine the love of your life looks you dead in your eye and says “sorry babe, I can’t tonight. I just landed tickets to the Jets game!”
I have a sportsball question for the story I’m writing and I fear it might be controversial. 🫣
What’s a football team that if your partner told you they were bailing on you last minute to go see would have you looking at them like. (As in bad or of questionable taste)
What’s a football team that if your partner told you they were bailing on you last minute to go see would have you looking at them like. (As in bad or of questionable taste)
a woman is leaning against a brick wall in a alleyway .
ALT: a woman is leaning against a brick wall in a alleyway .
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Imagine the love of your life looks you dead in your eye and says “sorry babe, I can’t tonight. I just landed tickets to the Jets game!”
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Cash Jones ass was so fuckin hype he didn't notice he could take that back to the house.
November 16, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Cash Jones ass was so fuckin hype he didn't notice he could take that back to the house.
Frazier is a monster
November 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Frazier is a monster
Georgia is on one this quarter
November 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Georgia is on one this quarter
Meanwhile one loc falls out and I be ready to chop my shit off 😭
If I miss a haircut I be ready to grow my locs again 😂
November 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Meanwhile one loc falls out and I be ready to chop my shit off 😭
I could probably be talked into anything with 1 and 4 😭
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I could probably be talked into anything with 1 and 4 😭
Abuela was talking real reckless to Mirabel, for someone who also doesn’t have an actual Gift 😒
November 14, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Abuela was talking real reckless to Mirabel, for someone who also doesn’t have an actual Gift 😒
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Check ain’t even deposit good and I’m already paying bills
November 4, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Check ain’t even deposit good and I’m already paying bills
What the actual fuck
NEW: Footage of a US citizen in Chicago being rammed then dragged from her car on her way to work.
Abducted, with no warrant, her family couldn’t find her for hours.
She was later released with NO CHARGE.
A DHS statement said she “violently resisted arrest, injuring two officers”.
You decide…
Abducted, with no warrant, her family couldn’t find her for hours.
She was later released with NO CHARGE.
A DHS statement said she “violently resisted arrest, injuring two officers”.
You decide…
November 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
What the actual fuck
I am actively watching YouTube on my iPad and phone at the same time. What is wrong with me 😭
November 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I am actively watching YouTube on my iPad and phone at the same time. What is wrong with me 😭
Its inappropriate AND embarrassing. How you moving weird and getting aired lmao
question for y’all: would you consider this an acceptable interaction for a married man?
November 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Its inappropriate AND embarrassing. How you moving weird and getting aired lmao
Finalizing this divorce lmao
2. What’s something you’re looking forward to right now?
November 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Finalizing this divorce lmao
Went to the store to get some socks and A COUPLE things for my daughter since it’s starting to get a little cold out.
So how did I spend over $300 😵💫
So how did I spend over $300 😵💫
November 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Went to the store to get some socks and A COUPLE things for my daughter since it’s starting to get a little cold out.
So how did I spend over $300 😵💫
So how did I spend over $300 😵💫
Five Guys got a sign that says “voted best bargain” and I just paid $25 for one meal 😭
November 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Five Guys got a sign that says “voted best bargain” and I just paid $25 for one meal 😭
I went to exactly one sleepover as a kid lmao
Did yall parents let yall go to sleepovers?
November 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I went to exactly one sleepover as a kid lmao