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Here's a pinned tweet of all of my fics, which I'll update as I post more!
I write all manner of sexual/kink dynamics and themes. 💕
Honey fucking LOVES them, so whether they help or not I may be forced to keep buying them otherwise I think he might murder me in my sleep
Honey fucking LOVES them, so whether they help or not I may be forced to keep buying them otherwise I think he might murder me in my sleep
😐
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I think she has four little white hairs regrowing!
I think she has four little white hairs regrowing!
It was like having a hot water bottle that bites
It was like having a hot water bottle that bites
Absolutely no one:
My brain:
I know, I know I've let you down
I've been a fool to myself
I thought that I could live for no one else
But now, through all the hurt and pain
It's time for me to respect
The ones you love mean more than anything
Absolutely no one:
My brain:
I know, I know I've let you down
I've been a fool to myself
I thought that I could live for no one else
But now, through all the hurt and pain
It's time for me to respect
The ones you love mean more than anything
But it's cold and rainy
It's meant to be nicer weather tomorrow, BUT no IMAX
Hnnngghhh
I'm going to wait and see how I feel by the evening but it's extremely tempting
But it's cold and rainy
It's meant to be nicer weather tomorrow, BUT no IMAX
Hnnngghhh
I'm going to wait and see how I feel by the evening but it's extremely tempting
What do I see two seconds later?
Honey CHASING HER INTO THE ROOM, back feet dragging, no fucks given
Unstoppable old man
What do I see two seconds later?
Honey CHASING HER INTO THE ROOM, back feet dragging, no fucks given
Unstoppable old man
I expect chaos will ensue
I expect chaos will ensue
There was me, panicking she'd hurt herself, but as soon as I got to her she just started purring lmao
There was me, panicking she'd hurt herself, but as soon as I got to her she just started purring lmao
But I just know that Mischa is going to try and "help," even more than Boba would by laying between my legs on my yoga match during stretches
Maybe the extra challenge will be good 😂
But I just know that Mischa is going to try and "help," even more than Boba would by laying between my legs on my yoga match during stretches
Maybe the extra challenge will be good 😂
But only after she tried to eat a bag of bee pollen, and then tried to bite just literal wooden furniture
But only after she tried to eat a bag of bee pollen, and then tried to bite just literal wooden furniture
One is that her inner eyelids come out a lot when she's sleepy, making her stare at me like a zombie
Part bat, part deadite
One is that her inner eyelids come out a lot when she's sleepy, making her stare at me like a zombie
Part bat, part deadite
It's been very slow going recently, but I weighed in at 199.8lbs today
Finally under the 200lbs mark 🎉
(Weight loss folks call it hitting 'Onederland' lmao)
It's been very slow going recently, but I weighed in at 199.8lbs today
Finally under the 200lbs mark 🎉
(Weight loss folks call it hitting 'Onederland' lmao)
I was just standing in the kitchen, and she suddenly scaled my entire body from my feet to my chest, like climbing a tree
Because I didn't sit down whilst eating my banana, so that she could play with the peel whilst I ate.
I was just standing in the kitchen, and she suddenly scaled my entire body from my feet to my chest, like climbing a tree
Because I didn't sit down whilst eating my banana, so that she could play with the peel whilst I ate.
(created by @/whey.party)