Hannibal Lecter's Satiny Foreskin
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MDNI | 18+ Content
He/They | Writer/Public Speaker/Podcaster | ko-fi.com/felixfern
https://felixffern.carrd.co / https://linktr.ee/HannibalPod / @hannibalpod.bsky.social
MDNI | 18+ Content
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Hullo! I'm Felix, AKA Fanfaron over on AO3, and I am a #Hannigram smut peddler.
Here's a pinned tweet of all of my fics, which I'll update as I post more!
I write all manner of sexual/kink dynamics and themes. 💕
Here's a pinned tweet of all of my fics, which I'll update as I post more!
I write all manner of sexual/kink dynamics and themes. 💕
I have a few little things I'll be raising with the vet when Mischa gets her second round of vaccinations on thursday
One is that her inner eyelids come out a lot when she's sleepy, making her stare at me like a zombie
Part bat, part deadite
One is that her inner eyelids come out a lot when she's sleepy, making her stare at me like a zombie
Part bat, part deadite
January 26, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I have a few little things I'll be raising with the vet when Mischa gets her second round of vaccinations on thursday
One is that her inner eyelids come out a lot when she's sleepy, making her stare at me like a zombie
Part bat, part deadite
One is that her inner eyelids come out a lot when she's sleepy, making her stare at me like a zombie
Part bat, part deadite
She's on a roll today
January 26, 2026 at 1:45 PM
She's on a roll today
I heard bags rustling
January 26, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I heard bags rustling
CW: Weight
It's been very slow going recently, but I weighed in at 199.8lbs today
Finally under the 200lbs mark 🎉
(Weight loss folks call it hitting 'Onederland' lmao)
It's been very slow going recently, but I weighed in at 199.8lbs today
Finally under the 200lbs mark 🎉
(Weight loss folks call it hitting 'Onederland' lmao)
January 26, 2026 at 11:17 AM
CW: Weight
It's been very slow going recently, but I weighed in at 199.8lbs today
Finally under the 200lbs mark 🎉
(Weight loss folks call it hitting 'Onederland' lmao)
It's been very slow going recently, but I weighed in at 199.8lbs today
Finally under the 200lbs mark 🎉
(Weight loss folks call it hitting 'Onederland' lmao)
If you want to know what owning a kitten is like...
I was just standing in the kitchen, and she suddenly scaled my entire body from my feet to my chest, like climbing a tree
Because I didn't sit down whilst eating my banana, so that she could play with the peel whilst I ate.
I was just standing in the kitchen, and she suddenly scaled my entire body from my feet to my chest, like climbing a tree
Because I didn't sit down whilst eating my banana, so that she could play with the peel whilst I ate.
January 26, 2026 at 10:49 AM
If you want to know what owning a kitten is like...
I was just standing in the kitchen, and she suddenly scaled my entire body from my feet to my chest, like climbing a tree
Because I didn't sit down whilst eating my banana, so that she could play with the peel whilst I ate.
I was just standing in the kitchen, and she suddenly scaled my entire body from my feet to my chest, like climbing a tree
Because I didn't sit down whilst eating my banana, so that she could play with the peel whilst I ate.
I have a really bad feeling
January 26, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I have a really bad feeling
Reposted by Hannibal Lecter's Satiny Foreskin
Tagging for the #fannibal feed, in case anybody needs it
Every single artist that posts on BlueSky should have this saved to their computer because so many of you are posting character torsos all day.
(created by @/whey.party)
(created by @/whey.party)
January 25, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Tagging for the #fannibal feed, in case anybody needs it
Lil miss fancy legs
She may have lost her white eyebrows, but she makes up for it with white chin hairs
She may have lost her white eyebrows, but she makes up for it with white chin hairs
January 25, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Lil miss fancy legs
She may have lost her white eyebrows, but she makes up for it with white chin hairs
She may have lost her white eyebrows, but she makes up for it with white chin hairs
#Fannibal writer, editor, creator and just all around good bean Lemon could use some financial support if you have any funds to give! The government has been massively lagging behind in providing adequate support, and they are marginalised and vulnerable.
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January 25, 2026 at 9:07 PM
#Fannibal writer, editor, creator and just all around good bean Lemon could use some financial support if you have any funds to give! The government has been massively lagging behind in providing adequate support, and they are marginalised and vulnerable.
ko-fi.com/anotherlemon...
ko-fi.com/anotherlemon...
Waiting for the day I hit 100k AO3 hits for no reason other than I know I'll use it as an excuse to get cak
January 25, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Waiting for the day I hit 100k AO3 hits for no reason other than I know I'll use it as an excuse to get cak
First fic of 2026!!!
A Hunger To Yield
Rating: E
One-shot
Top Will, bottom #Hannibal
My 1k twitter followers giveaway prize for the lovely @aleginger-art.bsky.social, who wrote me the loveliest, sweetest prompt! 💕 I hope you like it!!
archiveofourown.org/works/78304906
A Hunger To Yield
Rating: E
One-shot
Top Will, bottom #Hannibal
My 1k twitter followers giveaway prize for the lovely @aleginger-art.bsky.social, who wrote me the loveliest, sweetest prompt! 💕 I hope you like it!!
archiveofourown.org/works/78304906
January 25, 2026 at 8:26 PM
First fic of 2026!!!
A Hunger To Yield
Rating: E
One-shot
Top Will, bottom #Hannibal
My 1k twitter followers giveaway prize for the lovely @aleginger-art.bsky.social, who wrote me the loveliest, sweetest prompt! 💕 I hope you like it!!
archiveofourown.org/works/78304906
A Hunger To Yield
Rating: E
One-shot
Top Will, bottom #Hannibal
My 1k twitter followers giveaway prize for the lovely @aleginger-art.bsky.social, who wrote me the loveliest, sweetest prompt! 💕 I hope you like it!!
archiveofourown.org/works/78304906
Time to edit this bad boy.
January 25, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Time to edit this bad boy.
Behold
Such majesty
Such majesty
January 25, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Behold
Such majesty
Such majesty
And a big fuck you to the rescue that said homing a kitten with a senior cat would be unfair because he wouldn't want to play
I know my cat better than you
I know my cat better than you
Finally managed to catch a little bit of Honey playing with Mischa
January 25, 2026 at 5:40 PM
And a big fuck you to the rescue that said homing a kitten with a senior cat would be unfair because he wouldn't want to play
I know my cat better than you
I know my cat better than you
Finally managed to catch a little bit of Honey playing with Mischa
January 25, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Finally managed to catch a little bit of Honey playing with Mischa
Hit the 4k words mark in the best way
January 25, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Hit the 4k words mark in the best way
Mischa seems quite entertained by me stopping writing every few minutes to make sure she's not slipping off my lap without me holding her in place, because I need both hands to type
January 25, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Mischa seems quite entertained by me stopping writing every few minutes to make sure she's not slipping off my lap without me holding her in place, because I need both hands to type
Sitting here trying to think of nice ways to describe the texture of an anus
just normal sunday stuff
just normal sunday stuff
January 25, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Sitting here trying to think of nice ways to describe the texture of an anus
just normal sunday stuff
just normal sunday stuff
She has definitely grown, but she's just so TINY
January 25, 2026 at 3:32 PM
She has definitely grown, but she's just so TINY
I am going to attempt to push myself to finish the fic today, even if it takes all day, even if I need to ram my head into a wall
I WANT IT DONE
I'm even managing to balance Mischa on my lap and endure Honey howling at me
I WANT IT DONE
I'm even managing to balance Mischa on my lap and endure Honey howling at me
January 25, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I am going to attempt to push myself to finish the fic today, even if it takes all day, even if I need to ram my head into a wall
I WANT IT DONE
I'm even managing to balance Mischa on my lap and endure Honey howling at me
I WANT IT DONE
I'm even managing to balance Mischa on my lap and endure Honey howling at me
One of the biggest challenges that I face in writing is trying to allow myself to skip parts where detail simply isn't needed, to get to the good stuff.
I feel compelled to describe every little step of the narrative, when actually sometimes it's okay to jump ahead a little.
I feel compelled to describe every little step of the narrative, when actually sometimes it's okay to jump ahead a little.
January 25, 2026 at 3:15 PM
One of the biggest challenges that I face in writing is trying to allow myself to skip parts where detail simply isn't needed, to get to the good stuff.
I feel compelled to describe every little step of the narrative, when actually sometimes it's okay to jump ahead a little.
I feel compelled to describe every little step of the narrative, when actually sometimes it's okay to jump ahead a little.
Mishca is currently playing, "maybe the hundredth time that I touch Honey's tail will be the time he doesn't growl at me"
January 25, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Mishca is currently playing, "maybe the hundredth time that I touch Honey's tail will be the time he doesn't growl at me"
If you want to know the crux of why the new Silent Hill movie is so bad, in a neat little 12-minute video, and don't mind heavy spoilers
This video is perfect
I would personally add a half-hour rant about the sheer ironic misogyny of how the characters and plot are dealt with
tinyurl.com/3htjemjp
This video is perfect
I would personally add a half-hour rant about the sheer ironic misogyny of how the characters and plot are dealt with
tinyurl.com/3htjemjp
Return to Silent Hill is an ABOMINATION
YouTube video by Max Derrat
www.youtube.com
January 25, 2026 at 11:19 AM
If you want to know the crux of why the new Silent Hill movie is so bad, in a neat little 12-minute video, and don't mind heavy spoilers
This video is perfect
I would personally add a half-hour rant about the sheer ironic misogyny of how the characters and plot are dealt with
tinyurl.com/3htjemjp
This video is perfect
I would personally add a half-hour rant about the sheer ironic misogyny of how the characters and plot are dealt with
tinyurl.com/3htjemjp
TMI:
Found an odd lump in my chest yesterday
Woke up today pooping blood
Bank account is empty 'til Tuesday
So happy Sunday to meeee!
Found an odd lump in my chest yesterday
Woke up today pooping blood
Bank account is empty 'til Tuesday
So happy Sunday to meeee!
January 25, 2026 at 11:05 AM
TMI:
Found an odd lump in my chest yesterday
Woke up today pooping blood
Bank account is empty 'til Tuesday
So happy Sunday to meeee!
Found an odd lump in my chest yesterday
Woke up today pooping blood
Bank account is empty 'til Tuesday
So happy Sunday to meeee!
CW: Pet death
The downside to following a bunch of cat accounts on twitter is the guarantee of being triggered by a loss
Someone adopted an older cat last year and he sadly passed away, she didn't have him too long
So she adopted a janky kitten, I think it's been less than a year
The downside to following a bunch of cat accounts on twitter is the guarantee of being triggered by a loss
Someone adopted an older cat last year and he sadly passed away, she didn't have him too long
So she adopted a janky kitten, I think it's been less than a year
January 25, 2026 at 3:53 AM
CW: Pet death
The downside to following a bunch of cat accounts on twitter is the guarantee of being triggered by a loss
Someone adopted an older cat last year and he sadly passed away, she didn't have him too long
So she adopted a janky kitten, I think it's been less than a year
The downside to following a bunch of cat accounts on twitter is the guarantee of being triggered by a loss
Someone adopted an older cat last year and he sadly passed away, she didn't have him too long
So she adopted a janky kitten, I think it's been less than a year