Hannibal Lecter's Satiny Foreskin
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Hullo! I'm Felix, AKA Fanfaron over on AO3, and I am a #Hannigram smut peddler.
Here's a pinned tweet of all of my fics, which I'll update as I post more!
I write all manner of sexual/kink dynamics and themes. 💕
Here's a pinned tweet of all of my fics, which I'll update as I post more!
I write all manner of sexual/kink dynamics and themes. 💕
January 27, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Decided to give YuMOVE a go, a joint supplement for cats, and they do a version that comes in a treat form
Honey fucking LOVES them, so whether they help or not I may be forced to keep buying them otherwise I think he might murder me in my sleep
Honey fucking LOVES them, so whether they help or not I may be forced to keep buying them otherwise I think he might murder me in my sleep
January 27, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Decided to give YuMOVE a go, a joint supplement for cats, and they do a version that comes in a treat form
Honey fucking LOVES them, so whether they help or not I may be forced to keep buying them otherwise I think he might murder me in my sleep
Honey fucking LOVES them, so whether they help or not I may be forced to keep buying them otherwise I think he might murder me in my sleep
Mischa just stole a little packet of tissues from my desk and brought them to me in the bathroom
😐
😐
January 27, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Mischa just stole a little packet of tissues from my desk and brought them to me in the bathroom
😐
😐
Mischa Eyebrow Watch 2026:
I think she has four little white hairs regrowing!
I think she has four little white hairs regrowing!
January 27, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Mischa Eyebrow Watch 2026:
I think she has four little white hairs regrowing!
I think she has four little white hairs regrowing!
Today Mischa discovered the joy of being under a blanket
It was like having a hot water bottle that bites
It was like having a hot water bottle that bites
January 27, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Today Mischa discovered the joy of being under a blanket
It was like having a hot water bottle that bites
It was like having a hot water bottle that bites
Every week, at least one new lesbian curiously watches NBC's TV show Hannibal and has their life ruined by Will Graham forever
January 27, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Every week, at least one new lesbian curiously watches NBC's TV show Hannibal and has their life ruined by Will Graham forever
![[Verse]
I know, I know I've let you down
I've been a fool to myself
I thought that I could live for no one else
But now, through all the hurt and pain
It's time for me to respect
The ones you love mean more than anything
So with sadness in my heart
Feel the best thing I could do
Is end it all and leave forever
What's done is done, it feels so bad
What once was happy now is sad
I'll never love again, my world is ending
[Chorus]
I wish that I could turn back time
'Cause now the guilt is all mine
Can't live without the trust from those you love
I know we can't forget the past
You can't forget love and pride
Because of that, it's killing me inside](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5curfzse4ttjjl4vygw5csri/bafkreigo2ivbe4qobwwar2mi2yl35lk4kozgu5pwhkuvju7kgrfekxdhhe@jpeg)
January 27, 2026 at 5:37 PM
No one:
Absolutely no one:
My brain:
I know, I know I've let you down
I've been a fool to myself
I thought that I could live for no one else
But now, through all the hurt and pain
It's time for me to respect
The ones you love mean more than anything
Absolutely no one:
My brain:
I know, I know I've let you down
I've been a fool to myself
I thought that I could live for no one else
But now, through all the hurt and pain
It's time for me to respect
The ones you love mean more than anything
January 27, 2026 at 5:33 PM
No one:
Absolutely no one:
My brain:
I know, I know I've let you down
I've been a fool to myself
I thought that I could live for no one else
But now, through all the hurt and pain
It's time for me to respect
The ones you love mean more than anything
Absolutely no one:
My brain:
I know, I know I've let you down
I've been a fool to myself
I thought that I could live for no one else
But now, through all the hurt and pain
It's time for me to respect
The ones you love mean more than anything
Reposted by Hannibal Lecter's Satiny Foreskin
January 27, 2026 at 2:18 PM
There's an IMAX showing of No Other Choice at 8PM tonight...
But it's cold and rainy
It's meant to be nicer weather tomorrow, BUT no IMAX
Hnnngghhh
I'm going to wait and see how I feel by the evening but it's extremely tempting
But it's cold and rainy
It's meant to be nicer weather tomorrow, BUT no IMAX
Hnnngghhh
I'm going to wait and see how I feel by the evening but it's extremely tempting
January 27, 2026 at 3:54 PM
There's an IMAX showing of No Other Choice at 8PM tonight...
But it's cold and rainy
It's meant to be nicer weather tomorrow, BUT no IMAX
Hnnngghhh
I'm going to wait and see how I feel by the evening but it's extremely tempting
But it's cold and rainy
It's meant to be nicer weather tomorrow, BUT no IMAX
Hnnngghhh
I'm going to wait and see how I feel by the evening but it's extremely tempting
I was looking at rollators because the breaks on mine don't work well anymore, and holy shit I need to enter the lottery because LOOK AT IT
January 27, 2026 at 12:55 PM
I was looking at rollators because the breaks on mine don't work well anymore, and holy shit I need to enter the lottery because LOOK AT IT
I was just telling Mischa to be careful and play nice with Honey because his back legs have been especially bad (picking up new meds to try on Thursday)
What do I see two seconds later?
Honey CHASING HER INTO THE ROOM, back feet dragging, no fucks given
Unstoppable old man
What do I see two seconds later?
Honey CHASING HER INTO THE ROOM, back feet dragging, no fucks given
Unstoppable old man
January 27, 2026 at 11:47 AM
I was just telling Mischa to be careful and play nice with Honey because his back legs have been especially bad (picking up new meds to try on Thursday)
What do I see two seconds later?
Honey CHASING HER INTO THE ROOM, back feet dragging, no fucks given
Unstoppable old man
What do I see two seconds later?
Honey CHASING HER INTO THE ROOM, back feet dragging, no fucks given
Unstoppable old man
Mischa collapses that blue fabric cube toy every time she plays with it now, so I have ordered her a fabric cat tunnel
I expect chaos will ensue
I expect chaos will ensue
January 27, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Mischa collapses that blue fabric cube toy every time she plays with it now, so I have ordered her a fabric cat tunnel
I expect chaos will ensue
I expect chaos will ensue
I heard growling and Mischa had managed to get the bell toy on the fabric cube wrapped around her leg, so I quickly went to untie it
There was me, panicking she'd hurt herself, but as soon as I got to her she just started purring lmao
There was me, panicking she'd hurt herself, but as soon as I got to her she just started purring lmao
January 26, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I heard growling and Mischa had managed to get the bell toy on the fabric cube wrapped around her leg, so I quickly went to untie it
There was me, panicking she'd hurt herself, but as soon as I got to her she just started purring lmao
There was me, panicking she'd hurt herself, but as soon as I got to her she just started purring lmao
If I end up writing a hucklerobby one shot, it's fine just pretend it isn't there
January 26, 2026 at 7:48 PM
If I end up writing a hucklerobby one shot, it's fine just pretend it isn't there
I need to get back into working out soon, to my attempts at improving my health a little
But I just know that Mischa is going to try and "help," even more than Boba would by laying between my legs on my yoga match during stretches
Maybe the extra challenge will be good 😂
But I just know that Mischa is going to try and "help," even more than Boba would by laying between my legs on my yoga match during stretches
Maybe the extra challenge will be good 😂
January 26, 2026 at 5:57 PM
I need to get back into working out soon, to my attempts at improving my health a little
But I just know that Mischa is going to try and "help," even more than Boba would by laying between my legs on my yoga match during stretches
Maybe the extra challenge will be good 😂
But I just know that Mischa is going to try and "help," even more than Boba would by laying between my legs on my yoga match during stretches
Maybe the extra challenge will be good 😂
Mischa thinks it's perfectly acceptable to jump on my stomach when I lay down after eating, actually
But only after she tried to eat a bag of bee pollen, and then tried to bite just literal wooden furniture
But only after she tried to eat a bag of bee pollen, and then tried to bite just literal wooden furniture
January 26, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Mischa thinks it's perfectly acceptable to jump on my stomach when I lay down after eating, actually
But only after she tried to eat a bag of bee pollen, and then tried to bite just literal wooden furniture
But only after she tried to eat a bag of bee pollen, and then tried to bite just literal wooden furniture
Reposted by Hannibal Lecter's Satiny Foreskin
Fannibals the Black out bliss by sunkenfox has completed posting to AO3, it's a cute,angsty fic about hannigram getting drunk and married in Vegas while remembering nothing. 😘
January 26, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Fannibals the Black out bliss by sunkenfox has completed posting to AO3, it's a cute,angsty fic about hannigram getting drunk and married in Vegas while remembering nothing. 😘
I have a few little things I'll be raising with the vet when Mischa gets her second round of vaccinations on thursday
One is that her inner eyelids come out a lot when she's sleepy, making her stare at me like a zombie
Part bat, part deadite
One is that her inner eyelids come out a lot when she's sleepy, making her stare at me like a zombie
Part bat, part deadite
January 26, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I have a few little things I'll be raising with the vet when Mischa gets her second round of vaccinations on thursday
One is that her inner eyelids come out a lot when she's sleepy, making her stare at me like a zombie
Part bat, part deadite
One is that her inner eyelids come out a lot when she's sleepy, making her stare at me like a zombie
Part bat, part deadite
She's on a roll today
January 26, 2026 at 1:45 PM
She's on a roll today
I heard bags rustling
January 26, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I heard bags rustling
CW: Weight
It's been very slow going recently, but I weighed in at 199.8lbs today
Finally under the 200lbs mark 🎉
(Weight loss folks call it hitting 'Onederland' lmao)
It's been very slow going recently, but I weighed in at 199.8lbs today
Finally under the 200lbs mark 🎉
(Weight loss folks call it hitting 'Onederland' lmao)
January 26, 2026 at 11:17 AM
CW: Weight
It's been very slow going recently, but I weighed in at 199.8lbs today
Finally under the 200lbs mark 🎉
(Weight loss folks call it hitting 'Onederland' lmao)
It's been very slow going recently, but I weighed in at 199.8lbs today
Finally under the 200lbs mark 🎉
(Weight loss folks call it hitting 'Onederland' lmao)
If you want to know what owning a kitten is like...
I was just standing in the kitchen, and she suddenly scaled my entire body from my feet to my chest, like climbing a tree
Because I didn't sit down whilst eating my banana, so that she could play with the peel whilst I ate.
I was just standing in the kitchen, and she suddenly scaled my entire body from my feet to my chest, like climbing a tree
Because I didn't sit down whilst eating my banana, so that she could play with the peel whilst I ate.
January 26, 2026 at 10:49 AM
If you want to know what owning a kitten is like...
I was just standing in the kitchen, and she suddenly scaled my entire body from my feet to my chest, like climbing a tree
Because I didn't sit down whilst eating my banana, so that she could play with the peel whilst I ate.
I was just standing in the kitchen, and she suddenly scaled my entire body from my feet to my chest, like climbing a tree
Because I didn't sit down whilst eating my banana, so that she could play with the peel whilst I ate.
I have a really bad feeling
January 26, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I have a really bad feeling
Reposted by Hannibal Lecter's Satiny Foreskin
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Every single artist that posts on BlueSky should have this saved to their computer because so many of you are posting character torsos all day.
(created by @/whey.party)
(created by @/whey.party)
January 25, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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