Hannibal Lecter's Satiny Foreskin
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As well as my new chair, I finally bought a footrest (as my short arse should really be using one for my posture)
It arrived this evening, and it was vacuum-packed, so it needs time to inflate properly
But SOMEONE thinks it's for her
It arrived this evening, and it was vacuum-packed, so it needs time to inflate properly
But SOMEONE thinks it's for her
February 11, 2026 at 8:41 PM
As well as my new chair, I finally bought a footrest (as my short arse should really be using one for my posture)
It arrived this evening, and it was vacuum-packed, so it needs time to inflate properly
But SOMEONE thinks it's for her
It arrived this evening, and it was vacuum-packed, so it needs time to inflate properly
But SOMEONE thinks it's for her
My mind is absolutely blown
Mischa is literally teaching Honey how to use this toy, something he's never shown any interest in before
I have never seen him do something like this (he usually only liked big kicking catnip toys)
Thread of three clips!
Mischa is literally teaching Honey how to use this toy, something he's never shown any interest in before
I have never seen him do something like this (he usually only liked big kicking catnip toys)
Thread of three clips!
February 11, 2026 at 5:54 PM
My mind is absolutely blown
Mischa is literally teaching Honey how to use this toy, something he's never shown any interest in before
I have never seen him do something like this (he usually only liked big kicking catnip toys)
Thread of three clips!
Mischa is literally teaching Honey how to use this toy, something he's never shown any interest in before
I have never seen him do something like this (he usually only liked big kicking catnip toys)
Thread of three clips!
It makes me so happy to see him pursuing her and using his back legs well when he's had a few hard days recently
February 11, 2026 at 5:36 PM
It makes me so happy to see him pursuing her and using his back legs well when he's had a few hard days recently
Old man Vs worm
February 11, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Old man Vs worm
The zero braincells club
February 11, 2026 at 5:16 PM
The zero braincells club
guys I'm trying to use my PC
February 11, 2026 at 3:42 PM
guys I'm trying to use my PC
I am not allowed to just have a day go smoothly
My mini dishwasher's drainage tube sits in the sink
It decided to lift itself upright, and flood my kitchen side, where I keep all of the cat food and most of the meds
Mischa's vaccination card was ruined
My mini dishwasher's drainage tube sits in the sink
It decided to lift itself upright, and flood my kitchen side, where I keep all of the cat food and most of the meds
Mischa's vaccination card was ruined
February 11, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I am not allowed to just have a day go smoothly
My mini dishwasher's drainage tube sits in the sink
It decided to lift itself upright, and flood my kitchen side, where I keep all of the cat food and most of the meds
Mischa's vaccination card was ruined
My mini dishwasher's drainage tube sits in the sink
It decided to lift itself upright, and flood my kitchen side, where I keep all of the cat food and most of the meds
Mischa's vaccination card was ruined
I was reminded that I should really get a new walking stick at some point, especially if I'm going to try being on my feet more, because mine has really seen better days from old adventures
and uh, well
this was on sale
and uh, well
this was on sale
February 10, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I was reminded that I should really get a new walking stick at some point, especially if I'm going to try being on my feet more, because mine has really seen better days from old adventures
and uh, well
this was on sale
and uh, well
this was on sale
Made the mistake of looking down at my lap whilst booking my travel to London next month
Immediately got upset that I won't get to see my cats for an entire day (staying there for two nights)
But they'll be taken care of by a really lovely friend 😭
Immediately got upset that I won't get to see my cats for an entire day (staying there for two nights)
But they'll be taken care of by a really lovely friend 😭
February 10, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Made the mistake of looking down at my lap whilst booking my travel to London next month
Immediately got upset that I won't get to see my cats for an entire day (staying there for two nights)
But they'll be taken care of by a really lovely friend 😭
Immediately got upset that I won't get to see my cats for an entire day (staying there for two nights)
But they'll be taken care of by a really lovely friend 😭
CW: food
Can confirm, they might look a bit like ogre snot but they're still very tasty
Can confirm, they might look a bit like ogre snot but they're still very tasty
February 10, 2026 at 12:56 PM
CW: food
Can confirm, they might look a bit like ogre snot but they're still very tasty
Can confirm, they might look a bit like ogre snot but they're still very tasty
CW: food
Well uhm 😂😂
I used the exact same type and amount of spinach as before, but my mixture was a bit wetter this time
I also tried out Cathedral City's "High Protein" cheese and it melted very weirdly, even with using less cheese 😂😂
Well uhm 😂😂
I used the exact same type and amount of spinach as before, but my mixture was a bit wetter this time
I also tried out Cathedral City's "High Protein" cheese and it melted very weirdly, even with using less cheese 😂😂
February 10, 2026 at 12:55 PM
CW: food
Well uhm 😂😂
I used the exact same type and amount of spinach as before, but my mixture was a bit wetter this time
I also tried out Cathedral City's "High Protein" cheese and it melted very weirdly, even with using less cheese 😂😂
Well uhm 😂😂
I used the exact same type and amount of spinach as before, but my mixture was a bit wetter this time
I also tried out Cathedral City's "High Protein" cheese and it melted very weirdly, even with using less cheese 😂😂
Mischa really enjoyed her cloud toy attached to the door, so much so that she managed to break it
But, I had replacements
Gave her a new one, and this is it after like TWO DAYS??
She was OBSESSED with this one lmao so it's sad
But now she has a bee with ribbons that has met her approval
But, I had replacements
Gave her a new one, and this is it after like TWO DAYS??
She was OBSESSED with this one lmao so it's sad
But now she has a bee with ribbons that has met her approval
February 10, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Mischa really enjoyed her cloud toy attached to the door, so much so that she managed to break it
But, I had replacements
Gave her a new one, and this is it after like TWO DAYS??
She was OBSESSED with this one lmao so it's sad
But now she has a bee with ribbons that has met her approval
But, I had replacements
Gave her a new one, and this is it after like TWO DAYS??
She was OBSESSED with this one lmao so it's sad
But now she has a bee with ribbons that has met her approval
I don't know what this thing is but I'm not convinced that it's a cat
February 9, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I don't know what this thing is but I'm not convinced that it's a cat
Honey has me worried this evening as he's struggling with his back legs, even with his painkillers.
Which makes me concerned that this will only continue to decline.
Mischa was cleaning his feet, and now she's— well, she's being Mischa.
Which makes me concerned that this will only continue to decline.
Mischa was cleaning his feet, and now she's— well, she's being Mischa.
February 9, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Honey has me worried this evening as he's struggling with his back legs, even with his painkillers.
Which makes me concerned that this will only continue to decline.
Mischa was cleaning his feet, and now she's— well, she's being Mischa.
Which makes me concerned that this will only continue to decline.
Mischa was cleaning his feet, and now she's— well, she's being Mischa.
I need a valid ID for my hotel booking next month
My provisional driver's license recently expired, so I went to renew it online
But the website refused to accept my National Insurance Number, which I've used my entire life without fail
So now I have to apply by Post Office
Utter bullshit
My provisional driver's license recently expired, so I went to renew it online
But the website refused to accept my National Insurance Number, which I've used my entire life without fail
So now I have to apply by Post Office
Utter bullshit
February 9, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I need a valid ID for my hotel booking next month
My provisional driver's license recently expired, so I went to renew it online
But the website refused to accept my National Insurance Number, which I've used my entire life without fail
So now I have to apply by Post Office
Utter bullshit
My provisional driver's license recently expired, so I went to renew it online
But the website refused to accept my National Insurance Number, which I've used my entire life without fail
So now I have to apply by Post Office
Utter bullshit
I got some new jammies uwu
February 9, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I got some new jammies uwu
Fuck whoever took my pride gnome out of my front garden (well away from the path and people, you'd need to go into the garden to access it), broke it and left it outside my garden
Sadly it's outside where my door camera faces
Sadly it's outside where my door camera faces
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Fuck whoever took my pride gnome out of my front garden (well away from the path and people, you'd need to go into the garden to access it), broke it and left it outside my garden
Sadly it's outside where my door camera faces
Sadly it's outside where my door camera faces
Tfw you have to shave off your beard because your kitten discovered she can bite it
But your clippers won't charge for some reason
So you're forced to use the cat shaving clippers 😫
But your clippers won't charge for some reason
So you're forced to use the cat shaving clippers 😫
February 8, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Tfw you have to shave off your beard because your kitten discovered she can bite it
But your clippers won't charge for some reason
So you're forced to use the cat shaving clippers 😫
But your clippers won't charge for some reason
So you're forced to use the cat shaving clippers 😫
She's too busy cuddling Honey's tail on my lap to care
February 8, 2026 at 12:05 PM
She's too busy cuddling Honey's tail on my lap to care
Apparently all it takes for Mischa to be chill in the evening is for me to be out all day, and an electric blanket
If she continues to not be a complete menace between now and bed time, I might consider trialing letting her free roam at night
WE'LL SEE
If she continues to not be a complete menace between now and bed time, I might consider trialing letting her free roam at night
WE'LL SEE
February 7, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Apparently all it takes for Mischa to be chill in the evening is for me to be out all day, and an electric blanket
If she continues to not be a complete menace between now and bed time, I might consider trialing letting her free roam at night
WE'LL SEE
If she continues to not be a complete menace between now and bed time, I might consider trialing letting her free roam at night
WE'LL SEE
Send Help time!
February 7, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Send Help time!
February 6, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Discovered that I can control Mischa's ears with the laser pointer
February 6, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Discovered that I can control Mischa's ears with the laser pointer