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UO Fenster @fenster83.bsky.social · 1h

Just had one of the “cheaper” Nike grateful duck tees INSIDE my “bag” on the app—only to have someone steal it away.

I thought it was safe once it got in the bag.

Not grateful. 🦆

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UO Fenster @fenster83.bsky.social · 12h

First time I’ve seen this 3 RB setup.
AND the first time I’ve really seen Brock Thomas’ wheels!
#GoDucks 🦆

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UO Fenster @fenster83.bsky.social · 16h

Who’s got the better sushi?
RiteAid or Texaco?

UO Fenster @fenster83.bsky.social · 22h

I really can’t wait.

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UO Fenster @fenster83.bsky.social · 1d

Frump to Patel: “We REALLY need you to find someone and make a high-profile arrest in Portland.”

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UO Fenster @fenster83.bsky.social · 1d

Is that the place with big inflatable crab on the building?

UO Fenster @fenster83.bsky.social · 1d

Rock n roll, gramps. You know you can watch price is right on YouTubetv now?

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UO Fenster @fenster83.bsky.social · 1d

I had no idea Akili Jr. was this big!!
#GoDucks 🐣

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UO Fenster @fenster83.bsky.social · 1d

Went to see this with a friend on opening night. After one of these particularly crazy scenes, some guy a few rows back [in perfect Mr. Slave] let out a pretty loud “oh jeezus’christ”.

My friend sprayed CokeZero through her nose all over the person in front of her and the place erupted. #Nosferatu

UO Fenster @fenster83.bsky.social · 1d

Oh I switched to centurylink a while back. It’s the fastest Internet I’ve ever had (I know that varies wildly). Plus, the bills come from “Lumen”, which is kinda cool.

I haven’t had a problem yet, but I’m sure they won’t be any better when that time comes.

a woman in a brown shirt is standing in front of a green door .

ALT: a woman in a brown shirt is standing in front of a green door .

media.tenor.com

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UO Fenster @fenster83.bsky.social · 2d

a woman in a black dress walks down a runway with senorgif.com in the corner

ALT: a woman in a black dress walks down a runway with senorgif.com in the corner

media.tenor.com

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UO Fenster @fenster83.bsky.social · 1d

Xfinity is one of the few companies that, as a matter of policy, punishes loyalty.

It’s like you exceed a certain limit and they decide there’s no inconvenience or price increase you won’t weather.

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UO Fenster @fenster83.bsky.social · 1d

Dallas

UO Fenster @fenster83.bsky.social · 2d

If I were I billionaire, I’d throw money at everyone involved in the making of Tinker Tailor. I’d commission either a nine season series (eight?) or eight more films to encompass the entire Smiley story.

Alfredson, Hoytema, everyone. Tinker is so phenomenal, and it pains me we don’t have more.

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Justin Phillips @justinphillipseug.bsky.social · 2d

Oregon Basketball looks to Jackson Shelstad to lead the way, when he returns open.substack.com/pub/kpnwspor...
#GoDucks #BigTen

Oregon Basketball looks to Jackson Shelstad to lead the way, when he returns

Dana Altman talks about Jackson Shelstad and some new international faces on the team in 2025.

open.substack.com

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UO Fenster @fenster83.bsky.social · 2d

They cost a pretty penny but they’re on the way! Some are calling them the coolest Nikes ever. 🤔

#GratefulDucks 🦆🌹💀

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UO Fenster @fenster83.bsky.social · 2d

Just a delight at 6am

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 2d

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.