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@feverbitch.bsky.social
amateur writer, professional court jester, arsenal supporter, ice dance nonbeliever, non-practicing human being

https://www.substack.com/@feverpitchwithab

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it is crazy how many people in the US view the country as some kind of global police force responsible for enforcing laws that they themselves aren't following (as is the case with many regular cops). the projected false sense of moral superiority is ASTOUNDING
January 3, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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I need to become less online because you shouldn’t find out about an illegal invasion because someone posted that it wasn’t very FIFA Global Peace Prizey of Trump to do that.
January 3, 2026 at 9:42 AM
everyone fear they are buying yarn again
January 2, 2026 at 10:59 PM
think we might keep cecily around the squad while katie is out or is she going on loan somewhere else?
January 2, 2026 at 2:20 PM
best mate has been talking about doing a 30 before 30 but she's six months younger than me and now i feel like i'm behind
January 1, 2026 at 2:56 PM
happy new year blueskyers
January 1, 2026 at 12:21 AM
this piece was a real defining moment of my year. i was heartened by how many people picked it up and felt like it summed up something they were struggling to say... but the whole thing was so fucking awful
Arsenal’s men are a really good football team. And that’s nice. But compared to their conduct regarding Thomas Partey, it doesn’t really mean that much.

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December 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
literally what even is the point
December 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
no new signing then?
Understand that Arsenal are set to recall Naomi Williams from her loan spell at Bristol City to bolster their goalkeeping options, full story 👇🔴⚪
December 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
i had to completely undo and redo this but it was worth it because today, my last day at my parents' house for the holidays, this finally happened
December 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
seen a lot of these but i am yet to see HER!
December 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
ania magliano is me in my fully-evolved form
December 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
been relegated to the spare room because my gran is staying and i am sleeping on my brother's fishing bed which is made for sleeping outside in winter and not in a very warm 3ft wide room
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
mums with adhd may forget the quiche they put in the oven for boxing day lunch
December 26, 2025 at 12:03 PM
my dad:
If I have to die tonight I’m just glad it’s via Wine Gum poisoning
December 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
my mum has been working with elderly people on and off for the last couple of years and tell me why there is no one on this earth funnier than a 94 year old
December 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
fulfilling my femcel potential by getting a fiona apple vinyl and a limited edition copy of jane austen's persuasion for christmas
December 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
second year in a row birdwatching with my dad on christmas eve
December 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
that was so stressful oh my god
December 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
michelle alozie has gone to chicago?????
December 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
don't think he's comfortable
December 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
finished work for the holidays! now it's time to hang out with my parents and the various animals that live in their house and eat and drink a lot
December 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
took my film in to be developed and it seems most photos i took this year were of my finger
December 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
tis the season for there to be a queue out the door at the cheesemongers
December 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM