Samantha, Sanguine & Sordid
@fictionaluser.bsky.social
Merging online with reality, slowly 🏳️🌈🇨🇦🧡🇵🇸🏳️⚧️
Late 30s
Late 30s
Pinned
OK.
I am done with hating myself starting today.
I am done with hating myself starting today.
POV disappointed headshake compilation
January 24, 2026 at 9:37 AM
POV disappointed headshake compilation
Getting the brain-computer interface implant and running 40 malware scans
January 24, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Getting the brain-computer interface implant and running 40 malware scans
Fusion powered vibrator
January 24, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Fusion powered vibrator
Heated Rivalry x Gundam crossover
January 24, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Heated Rivalry x Gundam crossover
Nude Tayne goes to Hollywood
January 24, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Nude Tayne goes to Hollywood
New Anaconda movie every year and it's always getting more meta and always just called Anaconda until it runs out of steam I guess
January 24, 2026 at 9:17 AM
New Anaconda movie every year and it's always getting more meta and always just called Anaconda until it runs out of steam I guess
Terror Tales from Duckberg: Quacking in Fear
January 24, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Terror Tales from Duckberg: Quacking in Fear
Movie parody "Simmers" in a kitchen setting with a pair of chefs but things just might boil over if they're not careful...
January 24, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Movie parody "Simmers" in a kitchen setting with a pair of chefs but things just might boil over if they're not careful...
Teeth 3D
January 24, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Teeth 3D
A Quiet Place: The Musical 🎵
January 24, 2026 at 8:50 AM
A Quiet Place: The Musical 🎵
A Serbian Film: On Ice! ⛸️⛸️
January 24, 2026 at 8:49 AM
A Serbian Film: On Ice! ⛸️⛸️
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[bottom surgeon voice]
here is the church. here is the steeple, open the doors-
🔪
-and there is your peehole
here is the church. here is the steeple, open the doors-
🔪
-and there is your peehole
January 23, 2026 at 11:01 PM
[bottom surgeon voice]
here is the church. here is the steeple, open the doors-
🔪
-and there is your peehole
here is the church. here is the steeple, open the doors-
🔪
-and there is your peehole
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bite my fucking tits
It inspired the same feeling in me as things like this post. The concept of sloughing off societal expectation and just being two vulnerable animals together is powerful. That feels like love to me
January 23, 2026 at 6:33 PM
bite my fucking tits
Computer, does this applicant have any sandwiches they share a name with?
No records found with a matching name.
Next applicant, same question.
Joseph Keely-Chisholm shares a name with a ground beef based sandwich called a 'Sloppy Joe'.
Replicate one please, computer.
...Inform 'Joe' he's hired
No records found with a matching name.
Next applicant, same question.
Joseph Keely-Chisholm shares a name with a ground beef based sandwich called a 'Sloppy Joe'.
Replicate one please, computer.
...Inform 'Joe' he's hired
January 23, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Computer, does this applicant have any sandwiches they share a name with?
No records found with a matching name.
Next applicant, same question.
Joseph Keely-Chisholm shares a name with a ground beef based sandwich called a 'Sloppy Joe'.
Replicate one please, computer.
...Inform 'Joe' he's hired
No records found with a matching name.
Next applicant, same question.
Joseph Keely-Chisholm shares a name with a ground beef based sandwich called a 'Sloppy Joe'.
Replicate one please, computer.
...Inform 'Joe' he's hired
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I love when my cat just wants to hide her head under my arm and chill there
January 23, 2026 at 1:37 PM
I love when my cat just wants to hide her head under my arm and chill there
Tips for meeting people in a small town and also you're bad at conversation?
January 23, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Tips for meeting people in a small town and also you're bad at conversation?
Hmm, been seeing a lot of interesting nsfw stuff I'd like to repost lately...
January 23, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Hmm, been seeing a lot of interesting nsfw stuff I'd like to repost lately...
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hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
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i didn't watch any of them cuz i don't respect short form video
January 22, 2026 at 5:38 PM
i didn't watch any of them cuz i don't respect short form video
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Had my behavioural health assessment for bottom surgery. Clinic had this neat sign so I share it:
January 23, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Had my behavioural health assessment for bottom surgery. Clinic had this neat sign so I share it:
Indigestion so often, fuck
January 23, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Indigestion so often, fuck
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