Figgenstein's Monster
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they/them // 30 yo // poly // horror freak // either a handsome mouse or a pretty rat // writer and poet of ill repute 🧡 @bubblegumrhi.bsky.social 🎙️producing @unusualtrans.bsky.social 🎙️hosting @charcutereadsboard.bsky.social
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figgums.bsky.social
I get that! But in flat places I can See Too Much
figgums.bsky.social
Jesus Christ my sister has 84,000 unread emails. I'm breaking out in hives
figgums.bsky.social
My family rented a cabin in the valley and you can see them rising around us on all sides and I feel very at peace. It's the only part of this trip I feel at peace about, but
figgums.bsky.social
I don't think I could ever live somewhere flat. I need to lay eyes on the mountains. It nears a religious sense of something vast and full of mysteries to see a mountain
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unusualtrans.bsky.social
Buckle in, folks. This one's an epic.
@roxierusalka.bsky.social joins us to talk baking, concerts, cartoons, and that good ol halloween ON OUR LONGEST EPISODE EVER🎃🎃🎃🎃

open.spotify.com/episode/5eyK...
UTI Episode 11: Tilda Roomstink
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wendyo.bsky.social
Milton Glaser poster for Lexikon 83 DL Typewriter by Mario Bellini for Olivetti (1976)
Offset lithograph in colors featuring an Olivetti typewriter flying through the air along with winged spheres, all above a portion of the moon.
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magencubed.bsky.social
Here's what they need right now:

• A mattress for Najwa
• Coats
• Hoodies for the boys
• Pants
• Sweaters
• Gloves
• Scarves
• Warm hats
• Food, water, and medicine
figgums.bsky.social
I barely choked down a cup, and the creamer just made it worse 😭
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beardyblue.bsky.social
Please read Kate's piece and watch Zohran's video. So important, so good, and so hopeful. I cried watching it too.
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I wrote a little about some of the little details you might have missed in this video and why it hit me so hard as a trans person this morning:

www.burnsnotice.com/you-have-to-...
figgums.bsky.social
Oh I will be reading this as soon as possible. Quoting because I know many people who might be very interested
figgums.bsky.social
Devastating: my grandfather has made some absolute trash coffee
figgums.bsky.social
I was going to ask what would be Figgy-coded but like, I think I know
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figgums.bsky.social
Sky I may be a little illiterate because I only just now realized you entirely fucked the assignment
figgums.bsky.social
YES YES YES PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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jrbolt.bsky.social
Log Lady [calmly stroking log]: One day the sadness will end.

Log Lady [spinning donuts on your lawn in a Camaro]: But not today bitch
figgums.bsky.social
I fear I might be a hairless cat. I look evil and hitting me sounds like slapping a raw chicken
figgums.bsky.social
It's simply stylish and cool
figgums.bsky.social
Despite the haters and the ne'er-do-wells, travel mode Figgy is now cabin mode Figgy
Me, still in the outfit from earlier, but I've removed my hat
figgums.bsky.social
They call me ten minutes before they close and I didn't see it for a while because I was driving I'm going to mcfreaking lose it
figgums.bsky.social
Fucking hell the HRT doctor called me back and I probably won't get enough free space to call them back until Tuesday