🍂 Figgy LaFate 🍄
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they/them // 30 yo // poly // horror freak // either a handsome mouse or a pretty rat // writer and poet of ill repute // 💉Halloween 2025
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November 27, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I'm a little behind but Absolute Martian Manhunter whips so much ass
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I'm a little behind but Absolute Martian Manhunter whips so much ass
Sorry liberals, but you'll never stop me from drinking my calories when there's hot chocolate on the table
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Sorry liberals, but you'll never stop me from drinking my calories when there's hot chocolate on the table
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Very funny that I've still had no noticable changes on T other than being less deranged. Like nothing looks or feels different but I haven't had heart palpitations since and I've thus far stopped biting my nails
November 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Very funny that I've still had no noticable changes on T other than being less deranged. Like nothing looks or feels different but I haven't had heart palpitations since and I've thus far stopped biting my nails
It sucks that it's been such a slow couple months for reading. Like there are Big Understandable Reasons but my TBR calls to me and I've had not the strength to answer it. But there are machinations at play soon.
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
It sucks that it's been such a slow couple months for reading. Like there are Big Understandable Reasons but my TBR calls to me and I've had not the strength to answer it. But there are machinations at play soon.
An irritating thing about having an old-ass bathrook thst didn't get a lot of love for a long time is that it NEVER looks clean. I've got this shit spotless but unfortunately the damage to the tub will always look like mold (it's not, we Super Bleached the bastard) and it Pisses Me Off.
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 AM
An irritating thing about having an old-ass bathrook thst didn't get a lot of love for a long time is that it NEVER looks clean. I've got this shit spotless but unfortunately the damage to the tub will always look like mold (it's not, we Super Bleached the bastard) and it Pisses Me Off.
Got my bag shrimp, I'm ready to rumble
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Got my bag shrimp, I'm ready to rumble
The wicked storms last night have knocked over one of my prettiest trees :(((
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
The wicked storms last night have knocked over one of my prettiest trees :(((
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tbh i dont rly care for the distinction of "artistic nudity." i dont think "artistic" is a good antonym to "sexual"
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
tbh i dont rly care for the distinction of "artistic nudity." i dont think "artistic" is a good antonym to "sexual"
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I don’t think it’s right to take pictures of strangers without their permission but there’s a gnome weaving spells in my back garden
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I don’t think it’s right to take pictures of strangers without their permission but there’s a gnome weaving spells in my back garden
Good morning to all the bugs in my phone
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Good morning to all the bugs in my phone
Behold: THIS thing
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Behold: THIS thing
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She robo on my cop til bitches leave
November 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
She robo on my cop til bitches leave
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Nightmare Before Christmas is the most tactile movie of all time I wanna just rub on it
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Nightmare Before Christmas is the most tactile movie of all time I wanna just rub on it
Got a degree where people bullied me about how I should be a HS teacher, worked in marketing as a writer/editor out of spite, got out during the first AI push, and now I work at a college but not teaching, lol. Those mfs will NOT win
November 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Got a degree where people bullied me about how I should be a HS teacher, worked in marketing as a writer/editor out of spite, got out during the first AI push, and now I work at a college but not teaching, lol. Those mfs will NOT win
For the record, my bio dad never apologized, and he got real bad sick and died. You don't need to get right with God, you need to get right with ME.
I think dying for several minutes at the hospital was a "speed running the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future" experience for my stepdad because he's even telling ME he loves me, I don't think I've heard that shit in my life
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
For the record, my bio dad never apologized, and he got real bad sick and died. You don't need to get right with God, you need to get right with ME.
I think dying for several minutes at the hospital was a "speed running the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future" experience for my stepdad because he's even telling ME he loves me, I don't think I've heard that shit in my life
November 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I think dying for several minutes at the hospital was a "speed running the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future" experience for my stepdad because he's even telling ME he loves me, I don't think I've heard that shit in my life
I really do come from a long line of short round bitches with giant chips on our shoulders who are ready to square up on anyone at any given time. My mom just straight up ran my step-grandpa out of the hospital, lmfao
November 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I really do come from a long line of short round bitches with giant chips on our shoulders who are ready to square up on anyone at any given time. My mom just straight up ran my step-grandpa out of the hospital, lmfao
Not even a little surprised at the results but lmfao the ad
November 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Not even a little surprised at the results but lmfao the ad
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That's why the platonic ideal of a cheer leader is a guy in a high necked sweater shouting cut-ups into a megaphone
November 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
That's why the platonic ideal of a cheer leader is a guy in a high necked sweater shouting cut-ups into a megaphone
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November 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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I feel like I should talk more about stuff I actually know something about. I need to yap about genre films of the 1970’s-1980’s
November 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I feel like I should talk more about stuff I actually know something about. I need to yap about genre films of the 1970’s-1980’s
I just don't think I like the salted caramel tater chips very much. I keep eating them though
November 21, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I just don't think I like the salted caramel tater chips very much. I keep eating them though
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