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Pinned
Maybe the real rock climbing was the gear we dropped along the way
Amarillo Sunset 11b
Amarillo Sunset 11b
Choose one frame from Silence of the Lambs that represents you. I’ll go first
December 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Choose one frame from Silence of the Lambs that represents you. I’ll go first
🧗 The closest I’ll ever be to a one-armed pushup
Strike V3
Strike V3
December 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
🧗 The closest I’ll ever be to a one-armed pushup
Strike V3
Strike V3
The Fort Bragg Cartel is so blunt that it reads as righteous anger. It rules
Chapter one: these special forces guys are drug-addled monsters, it’s a systemic problem, and you’re gonna hear about it
Chapter one: these special forces guys are drug-addled monsters, it’s a systemic problem, and you’re gonna hear about it
December 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The Fort Bragg Cartel is so blunt that it reads as righteous anger. It rules
Chapter one: these special forces guys are drug-addled monsters, it’s a systemic problem, and you’re gonna hear about it
Chapter one: these special forces guys are drug-addled monsters, it’s a systemic problem, and you’re gonna hear about it
🧗 Sit finish V5 with some nice compression
Swapped ropes in the middle of a route this weekend. Don’t end up like me, kids. 20 meters is shorter than you think
Swapped ropes in the middle of a route this weekend. Don’t end up like me, kids. 20 meters is shorter than you think
December 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
🧗 Sit finish V5 with some nice compression
Swapped ropes in the middle of a route this weekend. Don’t end up like me, kids. 20 meters is shorter than you think
Swapped ropes in the middle of a route this weekend. Don’t end up like me, kids. 20 meters is shorter than you think
Mr secretary we have solid intel that a drug cartel has set up bases north of the border. Eliminate them and you might just beat this boat scandal. Yes sir. They’re called the sacklers sir
December 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Mr secretary we have solid intel that a drug cartel has set up bases north of the border. Eliminate them and you might just beat this boat scandal. Yes sir. They’re called the sacklers sir
Maybe the real rock climbing was the gear we dropped along the way
Amarillo Sunset 11b
Amarillo Sunset 11b
November 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Maybe the real rock climbing was the gear we dropped along the way
Amarillo Sunset 11b
Amarillo Sunset 11b
This year I’m thankful for Elden Ring dlc items that trivialize annoying enemies
NPC? Greatsword of damnation
Dragon? Dragon hunter’s great katana
Royal revenant? Heal from afar
Invasion? Wrath from afar
NPC? Greatsword of damnation
Dragon? Dragon hunter’s great katana
Royal revenant? Heal from afar
Invasion? Wrath from afar
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
This year I’m thankful for Elden Ring dlc items that trivialize annoying enemies
NPC? Greatsword of damnation
Dragon? Dragon hunter’s great katana
Royal revenant? Heal from afar
Invasion? Wrath from afar
NPC? Greatsword of damnation
Dragon? Dragon hunter’s great katana
Royal revenant? Heal from afar
Invasion? Wrath from afar
🧗 Gambled the onsight on this maneuver and it paid off
Hazel Green 10b
Hazel Green 10b
November 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
🧗 Gambled the onsight on this maneuver and it paid off
Hazel Green 10b
Hazel Green 10b
🧗 This thing still kicks my ass but it’s kicking more softly lately
Swingers V3/4
Swingers V3/4
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
🧗 This thing still kicks my ass but it’s kicking more softly lately
Swingers V3/4
Swingers V3/4
Finished Say Nothing by Patrick Radden Keefe. Came away thinking the Troubles are under-discussed when it comes to colonialism, facism, and the imperial boomerang, at least here in the states. I’m ashamed I was so ignorant
I’ll give examples but none of them are as on the nose as this headline
I’ll give examples but none of them are as on the nose as this headline
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Finished Say Nothing by Patrick Radden Keefe. Came away thinking the Troubles are under-discussed when it comes to colonialism, facism, and the imperial boomerang, at least here in the states. I’m ashamed I was so ignorant
I’ll give examples but none of them are as on the nose as this headline
I’ll give examples but none of them are as on the nose as this headline
Even the goofiest rock climbing video contains a few frames where you look cool. This is how the mainstream media lies to you
Bonne Fete 10a
Bonne Fete 10a
November 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Even the goofiest rock climbing video contains a few frames where you look cool. This is how the mainstream media lies to you
Bonne Fete 10a
Bonne Fete 10a
I imprisoned my cat under a laundry basket an hour ago and she has done nothing but purr loudly
October 31, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I imprisoned my cat under a laundry basket an hour ago and she has done nothing but purr loudly
🧗 V5 flash with a super satisfying second move and a nice lil knee bar
October 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
🧗 V5 flash with a super satisfying second move and a nice lil knee bar
This country is so mired in puritan work ethic that the main defense of SNAP right now is
“um actually SNAP recipients work hard and therefore god loves them and it’s not a commie handout”
instead of
“social safety nets are not optional, deal with it”
Exhausting
“um actually SNAP recipients work hard and therefore god loves them and it’s not a commie handout”
instead of
“social safety nets are not optional, deal with it”
Exhausting
October 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
This country is so mired in puritan work ethic that the main defense of SNAP right now is
“um actually SNAP recipients work hard and therefore god loves them and it’s not a commie handout”
instead of
“social safety nets are not optional, deal with it”
Exhausting
“um actually SNAP recipients work hard and therefore god loves them and it’s not a commie handout”
instead of
“social safety nets are not optional, deal with it”
Exhausting
🧗 Got my first 10c. Slab/vertical with crimps and big underclings. Full rest in the hueco. Crux is mantling the large shelf above
It’s been said this is an 11 if you’re short. The amount of chalk I saw on awful holds which were skippable for me seems to support that
Gumbo Love 10c
It’s been said this is an 11 if you’re short. The amount of chalk I saw on awful holds which were skippable for me seems to support that
Gumbo Love 10c
October 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
🧗 Got my first 10c. Slab/vertical with crimps and big underclings. Full rest in the hueco. Crux is mantling the large shelf above
It’s been said this is an 11 if you’re short. The amount of chalk I saw on awful holds which were skippable for me seems to support that
Gumbo Love 10c
It’s been said this is an 11 if you’re short. The amount of chalk I saw on awful holds which were skippable for me seems to support that
Gumbo Love 10c
🧗 The guys cheering for me on this one were complete strangers. I think it might have been the penjamin talking
Clipping bolts outside tomorrow, very stoked
Clipping bolts outside tomorrow, very stoked
October 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
🧗 The guys cheering for me on this one were complete strangers. I think it might have been the penjamin talking
Clipping bolts outside tomorrow, very stoked
Clipping bolts outside tomorrow, very stoked
While I am disappointed that my plan to turn the white house into a museum of america’s crimes did not pan out, tearing it down completely is an acceptable compromise thank you mr president
October 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
While I am disappointed that my plan to turn the white house into a museum of america’s crimes did not pan out, tearing it down completely is an acceptable compromise thank you mr president
That video of the ice agent getting a dui reads like a comedy written by police abolitionists
It’s such an exhaustive list of cop tropes that I’m surprised they don’t stop for donuts at the end
It’s such an exhaustive list of cop tropes that I’m surprised they don’t stop for donuts at the end
October 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
That video of the ice agent getting a dui reads like a comedy written by police abolitionists
It’s such an exhaustive list of cop tropes that I’m surprised they don’t stop for donuts at the end
It’s such an exhaustive list of cop tropes that I’m surprised they don’t stop for donuts at the end
This and loud cars
A phone speaker ruins the vibe of a room
A loud car ruins the vibe of a neighborhood
If someone made that much noise by any other means, interrupting dozens of conversations, music, etc, they’d get arrested and probably punched. If it’s a car, we just have to eat it
A phone speaker ruins the vibe of a room
A loud car ruins the vibe of a neighborhood
If someone made that much noise by any other means, interrupting dozens of conversations, music, etc, they’d get arrested and probably punched. If it’s a car, we just have to eat it
people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
This and loud cars
A phone speaker ruins the vibe of a room
A loud car ruins the vibe of a neighborhood
If someone made that much noise by any other means, interrupting dozens of conversations, music, etc, they’d get arrested and probably punched. If it’s a car, we just have to eat it
A phone speaker ruins the vibe of a room
A loud car ruins the vibe of a neighborhood
If someone made that much noise by any other means, interrupting dozens of conversations, music, etc, they’d get arrested and probably punched. If it’s a car, we just have to eat it
Untamed is good so far
(spoiler)
Turner saving Vasquez from the mine with a pep talk was super lame. She should have escaped on her own
Maybe she even escapes on her own, brings in the evidence, and suddenly decides to not even mention being trapped
(spoiler)
Turner saving Vasquez from the mine with a pep talk was super lame. She should have escaped on her own
Maybe she even escapes on her own, brings in the evidence, and suddenly decides to not even mention being trapped
October 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Untamed is good so far
(spoiler)
Turner saving Vasquez from the mine with a pep talk was super lame. She should have escaped on her own
Maybe she even escapes on her own, brings in the evidence, and suddenly decides to not even mention being trapped
(spoiler)
Turner saving Vasquez from the mine with a pep talk was super lame. She should have escaped on her own
Maybe she even escapes on her own, brings in the evidence, and suddenly decides to not even mention being trapped
🧗 Bad camera angle, but watch till the end to see my buddy’s reaction when he realizes how stupid my beta was
These Feel Just Like Your Sister’s V3
These Feel Just Like Your Sister’s V3
October 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
🧗 Bad camera angle, but watch till the end to see my buddy’s reaction when he realizes how stupid my beta was
These Feel Just Like Your Sister’s V3
These Feel Just Like Your Sister’s V3
A kid asked me why my bike is so big while we were waiting at a crosswalk
Buddy, I have the thighs of a water buffalo and the tibias of a etiolated giraffe
During puberty I had shin splints for 2 years straight
I’m lucky a local bike shop even had a contraption such as this
Buddy, I have the thighs of a water buffalo and the tibias of a etiolated giraffe
During puberty I had shin splints for 2 years straight
I’m lucky a local bike shop even had a contraption such as this
October 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
A kid asked me why my bike is so big while we were waiting at a crosswalk
Buddy, I have the thighs of a water buffalo and the tibias of a etiolated giraffe
During puberty I had shin splints for 2 years straight
I’m lucky a local bike shop even had a contraption such as this
Buddy, I have the thighs of a water buffalo and the tibias of a etiolated giraffe
During puberty I had shin splints for 2 years straight
I’m lucky a local bike shop even had a contraption such as this
The only form of metagaming that’s always ok and funny to me in a TTRPG:
“Baldrick, I saw you take an arrow back there, how are you faring?”
“4”
“Baldrick, I saw you take an arrow back there, how are you faring?”
“4”
October 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The only form of metagaming that’s always ok and funny to me in a TTRPG:
“Baldrick, I saw you take an arrow back there, how are you faring?”
“4”
“Baldrick, I saw you take an arrow back there, how are you faring?”
“4”
I tried the boulder from the greatest bouldering video of all time
Dragon Lady V4
Dragon Lady V4
October 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I tried the boulder from the greatest bouldering video of all time
Dragon Lady V4
Dragon Lady V4
Listen, there’s still a chance Bill Burr nudges my dad to the left of the democratic party. We just gotta ride this one out. We’re so close
October 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Listen, there’s still a chance Bill Burr nudges my dad to the left of the democratic party. We just gotta ride this one out. We’re so close