FinchBeak
finchbeak.bsky.social
FinchBeak
@finchbeak.bsky.social
Lover of lemurs, perfume, poetry, travel, ballet, birds, and wine. Trial attorney by trade. AuDHD. BougieAF. Boston you're my home.
It's so quiet in the house.

I just got back home. My friend who went with me for support actually lives a few blocks from my vet, so we went to his place to watch Star Trek and ordered Cheesecake Factory.

It's hard to believe how much noise that tiny, spicy potato made 😭😭😭
February 14, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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Athens of America.
"Odysseus, stop humping Homer!"

- Actual thing I heard at the off-leash area on the Boston Common
February 14, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Oh no. Pippa has blood in her stool. I don't want to take her to the emergency vet because I know what that means 😭😭😭😭
February 14, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Ugggghhhh. My favorite ice skating boys keep falling 😭
February 13, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Got a weird message from my brother tonight.
February 13, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Y'all are celebrating this shit too hard. Grow up.
Ring says it is terminating its partnership with police tech company Flock Safety following backlash to this commercial: www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/02/...
Here's that Ring #SuperBowl commercial:
February 13, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Omg. This season of Traitors is so great. I love Eric so much 😭😂
February 13, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I just saw the trailer for the upcoming season of DTS and I swear to fucking god if they make Max a villain again I'm going to throw something at my television.
February 12, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Counterpoint: Canada gave us Heated Rivalry. All debts forgiven.
Trump: “Canada has taken advantage of the United States on Trade for many years. They are among the worst in the World to deal with, especially as it relates to our Northern Border. TARIFFS make a WIN for us, EASY. Republicans must keep it that way! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP”
February 11, 2026 at 11:28 PM
This gives me the ick.
Valentine’s Day is not a competition. But if it was, Lonnie Anderson is a contender, maybe behind the man who built the Taj Mahal, or perhaps Cupid. For the past 30 years, Lonnie has pulled off over-the-top, larger-than-life Valentine’s Day surprises for his wife.
The King and Queen of Valentines
Every year, he tries to prove how much he loves her. After 30 years, she still can’t predict what he’ll do next.
nyti.ms
February 11, 2026 at 11:13 PM
So happy for fast cars going vroom on my screen.
February 11, 2026 at 3:46 PM
West coast blue sky is gonna have whiplash this morning.
February 11, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Tara and Johnny are so ruthless!
February 11, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I had to stop watching the men's short program midstream because of work and then my cleaning lady coming. So I am resuming now.

I love these boys so much.
February 11, 2026 at 1:00 AM
It's not a real Mass case until you have cited to a Demoulas matter
Am I really even on a case if I haven't rage-cited 370 Mass. 787, 790?
February 10, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I was supposed to have two arbitration hearings this week but I managed to convince opposing counsel to not just dismiss one of them, but BOTH of them.

I am a magical dismissal queen.
February 10, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I am almost done with Letterkenny and I am so sad about it.
February 10, 2026 at 12:15 AM
This is the best thing to happen in weeks.
February 9, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Well, McClaren's livery is boring AF. Glad they continue to give me nothing to like about them.
February 9, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I am so angry about the Cadillac F1 reveal
February 9, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Cadillac!
February 9, 2026 at 2:38 AM
There is TIME
February 9, 2026 at 2:38 AM
JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Why are we ruining Jurassic Park? 😭😭😭😭
February 9, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Y'all. That Budweiser commercial was AI, yes?
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM