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Fitzbattleaxe
@fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social
Lover, writer, commissioner of massive boobs.

Twitter: https://x.com/BattleaxeFitz
DeviantART: https://www.deviantart.com/fitzbattleaxe
Blog: https://expansivelynewsworthy.wordpress.com/

PFP by @slickpens.bsky.social
Banner by @verdazin.bsky.social
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I've never done an appreciation/lore thread but I'll try one for #FantasyJudy. Give her backstory and do artshare? At first, she was a way to get a commission of a version of Judy from @crosscrescent.bsky.social that made sense in his size range and with Clarissa. @koboldium.bsky.social on colors.
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Le Monde's cartoon of the day, by Marco De Angelis.
January 28, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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A lil more
August 6, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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More Honoka
December 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Dumb side work sketch
January 28, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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Jules found a jug too

I dunno I don't play Fortnite:)
January 27, 2026 at 11:16 PM
January 27, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
1/27/2026 - Minneapolis

ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone

They did not have a warrant
January 27, 2026 at 10:50 PM
@tonnerrecomics.bsky.social, I can't help considering from time to time how Tonn might react were she ever in the presence of my own character @judywall.bsky.social
January 27, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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tonn agreed to play a strip game, but she's wearing ~a-lot~ of clothes.

100 likes & she takes off one item of clothing.
January 27, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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www.gofundme.com/f/help-grim-...

2026 has not been easy for us from the get-go. We are trying to save up what we have to get the car fixed, but we still really need help. Please, if you can, help Grim and me in any way, we would be so grateful.
Donate to Help Grim and Debu Fix Our Car, organized by Todrey Diles
Let me start off by saying, I'm sorry we are doing another GoFundMe! 2026 has been… Todrey Diles needs your support for Help Grim and Debu Fix Our Car
www.gofundme.com
January 22, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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Still going!🤏So close!
www.gofundme.com/f/help-grim-...

2026 has not been easy for us from the get-go. We are trying to save up what we have to get the car fixed, but we still really need help. Please, if you can, help Grim and me in any way, we would be so grateful.
Donate to Help Grim and Debu Fix Our Car, organized by Todrey Diles
Let me start off by saying, I'm sorry we are doing another GoFundMe! 2026 has been… Todrey Diles needs your support for Help Grim and Debu Fix Our Car
www.gofundme.com
January 27, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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Only took a few days to go from invincible fascist dictatorship to "I was just following orders"
January 27, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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Being out all day without being able to draw sucks, im losing my mind!!!

Hypothetically, what would type of content you guys would like to see from me, new and old? I'm curious and bored so throw bricks at me please and thank you
Old sketches for attention grabbing
January 27, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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Full color commission for @uninspiredtortoise.bsky.social!

If you're interested:

✏️$40 - Quick Sketch (+$25 for flats)
✒️$110 - Full Color Commission
-(+$25 for additional Characters)
-(+$25 for background)

My 🟪discord: Boris_Grim
January 27, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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Boob flesh is soft, squishy, and tends to wobble around. I spend my time literally immobilized by and hanging from my MILE-WIDE tits. But that doesn't mean I'm actually entirely stationary... #HyperSky

By @epicpotato.bsky.social
Linktree: linktr.ee/epicpotatolord
PATRN: patreon.com/c/EpicPotatoLord
January 27, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I know that "Affordability" is cited as what allowed him to become POTUS again, but how about we now instead focus on the MULTIPLE IMPEACHABLE CRIMES AND IMPROPRIETIES HIS ADMINISTRATION IS COMMITTING AND JUST IMPEACH AND REMOVE HIM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! 😡
January 27, 2026 at 6:15 PM
So says every Kink Writer across every reality for all time forever and ever... Amen.
January 27, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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Lilith helps beta test a new “one size fits EVERYTHING” sports top.

Guess it needs some work? 🤣

Art by the incredible @gindummy.bsky.social!
January 27, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I really enjoy the science, history, and culture of cooking. That said, I think I'm past seeing food personalities make food at the extremes. For instance:
-Using the most expensive ingredients.
-Using the cheapest ingredients but going to great lengths to elevate them.

Know what I want?
a man in a white chef 's jacket is sitting in a restaurant .
ALT: a man in a white chef 's jacket is sitting in a restaurant .
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January 27, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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Couldn't resist these at the library sale, three bucks, a pristine pair of Doomsday Clock collections, a book I am positive is going to be absolutely fucking stupid and I can't wait. Whoever donated these never even read 'em. I opened one up in the lobby and the spine cracked so hard a kid cried.
January 26, 2026 at 9:30 PM
This is one of the earliest Fantasy @judywall.bsky.social pieces I ever got. It happens to feature Judy and the artist @verdazin.bsky.social's own OC Gseanga. It's a really nice one and I finally decided to get it colored by the great @chips-colors.bsky.social. #HyperSky
January 26, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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Truly, I love my own boobs and being MASSIVE!!! That said, I get extremely excited by other big and growing gals who share at least some aspect of my own desires... So, imagine my excitement to get a visit from Milk Gremlin Gretta!!! 🐮

Thanks to @gindummy.bsky.social for the art & Gretta! #HyperSky
January 26, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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Hey can we also pause and unpack what “quotas” means
January 26, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Very few things piss me off as much as a message that says "As stated" or "As you know" when the information it precedes wasn't actually clearly conveyed previously. At the best of times, it still hits me like "Hey, Dumb Fuck, you oughtta know this already!"
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window
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January 26, 2026 at 5:03 PM