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Fitzbattleaxe
@fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social
Lover, writer, commissioner of massive boobs.

Twitter: https://x.com/BattleaxeFitz
DeviantART: https://www.deviantart.com/fitzbattleaxe
Blog: https://expansivelynewsworthy.wordpress.com/

PFP by @slickpens.bsky.social
Banner by @verdazin.bsky.social
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I've never done an appreciation/lore thread but I'll try one for #FantasyJudy. Give her backstory and do artshare? At first, she was a way to get a commission of a version of Judy from @crosscrescent.bsky.social that made sense in his size range and with Clarissa. @koboldium.bsky.social on colors.
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Truly, I love my own boobs and being MASSIVE!!! That said, I get extremely excited by other big and growing gals who share at least some aspect of my own desires... So, imagine my excitement to get a visit from Milk Gremlin Gretta!!! 🐮

Thanks to @gindummy.bsky.social for the art & Gretta! #HyperSky
January 26, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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Hey can we also pause and unpack what “quotas” means
January 26, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Very few things piss me off as much as a message that says "As stated" or "As you know" when the information it precedes wasn't actually clearly conveyed previously. At the best of times, it still hits me like "Hey, Dumb Fuck, you oughtta know this already!"
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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By my friend, the amazing cartoonist @mikedawson.bsky.social

Part of a longer story. You need to follow him.
January 26, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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he grew up in NYC!! i babysat him!!

racism is just misinformation with more misinfo on top. a hate and lie stack.
I think it's really bad that the group that claims to speak for Jews at Columbia University is so grossly xenophobic.

Also - Mamdani did grow up in NYC.
January 26, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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Yes. Y'all did.
January 26, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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October 4, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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If the Dutch had a sense of humour the ambiguities of this word could be a rich source of amusement

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/scharre...
January 26, 2026 at 10:17 AM
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I Can't Believe They Deported Carol

By me and Mike Lawrence.

Read more cartoons! ---> #PoliCartoon
Help us make more! ----> patreon.com/barry
January 25, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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I appreciate that Barry’s heart is in the right place, but there is no option within the two party system where Carol is not deported. I tried, and often failed, to prevent hundreds of Carols from getting deported under Obama. I saw thousands of Carols deported under Biden.
I Can't Believe They Deported Carol

By me and Mike Lawrence.

Read more cartoons! ---> #PoliCartoon
Help us make more! ----> patreon.com/barry
January 26, 2026 at 7:14 AM
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Pinkie Plump
January 24, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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"Distractions"
January 24, 2026 at 7:43 AM
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R Mika
January 19, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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Tifa Lockheart
December 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Here's some new art for you going into the weekend! It's my four-arm, adjustable-implant gal Tessa! It looks like she's managed to get away to somewhere warm despite what's going on in much of the U.S. right now...

Lines by @crosscrescent.bsky.social, Color/BG by @chips-colors.bsky.social #HyperSky
January 23, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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something zip-shaped

Zip by @icymasamune.bsky.social

#HyperSky
January 23, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I'm not saying anything unique but I think it's worth amplifying the question of how Dave Sim made this list. I'm only slightly acquainted with his work but one of the few things I do know is that he has some controversial views and even a cursory internet search suggests he's an Uber-Misogynist.
January 23, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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Dave Sims has been nominated. Given his intense misogyny, I'm not a fan, regardless of how influential the work may be. Others may feel differently but I just don't have it in me anymore to be ok with this kind of thing.
January 23, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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ICE just crashed a car at my intersection (due to their own shitty driving) and immediately got out and tear gassed observers.
January 23, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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Happy? | iT Labs Director
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January 23, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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Workin on a thing with @fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social Dulluhan magic and giant tits and whatever...
January 23, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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Would you try this flavor?
January 19, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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This account stuck my comic through an ugly AI filter, removed my @ from the bottom and blocked me when I called them out.
January 15, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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Democratic leadership is terrified of being seen on the side of the people of Minneapolis, least they lose the potential future support of pro-cop people whose support they do not and never will have.
I have been actively involved in protest movements for 24 years. I have never seen anything approaching this scale. Minneapolis is not accepting what's happening here. ICE fucking murdered a woman for participating in this, and all that did is bring out more people, from more walks of life.
January 22, 2026 at 10:53 AM
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Remember Zoey??
November 14, 2024 at 1:34 AM