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Fitzbattleaxe
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Lover, writer, commissioner of massive boobs.

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Fitzbattleaxe @fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social · Jul 14
I've never done an appreciation/lore thread but I'll try one for #FantasyJudy. Give her backstory and do artshare? At first, she was a way to get a commission of a version of Judy from @crosscrescent.bsky.social that made sense in his size range and with Clarissa. @koboldium.bsky.social on colors.
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This is one of the earliest Fantasy @judywall.bsky.social pieces I ever got. It happens to feature Judy and the artist @verdazin.bsky.social's own OC Gseanga. It's a really nice one and I finally decided to get it colored by the great @chips-colors.bsky.social. #HyperSky
January 26, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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judywall.bsky.social
Truly, I love my own boobs and being MASSIVE!!! That said, I get extremely excited by other big and growing gals who share at least some aspect of my own desires... So, imagine my excitement to get a visit from Milk Gremlin Gretta!!! 🐮

Thanks to @gindummy.bsky.social for the art & Gretta! #HyperSky
January 26, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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kibblesmith.com
Hey can we also pause and unpack what “quotas” means
January 26, 2026 at 6:05 PM
fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social
Very few things piss me off as much as a message that says "As stated" or "As you know" when the information it precedes wasn't actually clearly conveyed previously. At the best of times, it still hits me like "Hey, Dumb Fuck, you oughtta know this already!"
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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muskratjohn.bsky.social
By my friend, the amazing cartoonist @mikedawson.bsky.social

Part of a longer story. You need to follow him.
January 26, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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audiosand.bsky.social
he grew up in NYC!! i babysat him!!

racism is just misinformation with more misinfo on top. a hate and lie stack.
joelhs.bsky.social Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 6h
I think it's really bad that the group that claims to speak for Jews at Columbia University is so grossly xenophobic.

Also - Mamdani did grow up in NYC.
Tweet from Columbia Jewish Alumni Association: "Maybe if Mamdani had grown up in NYC and not Uganda, he'd know that snow days are a cherished part of American childhood"
January 26, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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bigmads.blog
Yes. Y'all did.
A smiling white woman holding a "MASS DEPORATION NOW!" sign.
January 26, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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momfriend64.northsky.social
Vintage Popeye panel from original creator E.C. Segar. Popeye is looking at a bathing beauty and saying "It must be won'erful to be a womin on account of they's so @$&# beautious. Specially brunecks"
October 4, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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vonbladet.bsky.social
If the Dutch had a sense of humour the ambiguities of this word could be a rich source of amusement

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/scharre...
Verb: scharrelen 1. (of chickens) to walk around scratching the soil to forage for food 2. to move around clumsily, especially on ice skates 3. to perform various small activities around the place; to mess around, to potter 4. to piece together, to gather from scattered bits and pieces, scavenge, make a living with difficulty 5. (informal) to have casual sex
January 26, 2026 at 10:17 AM
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barrydeutsch.bsky.social
I Can't Believe They Deported Carol

By me and Mike Lawrence.

Read more cartoons! ---> #PoliCartoon
Help us make more! ----> patreon.com/barry
TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON This cartoon has four panels. Each panel shows a frizzy-haired guy, and in each panel he's in a different setting talking to a different person. PANEL 1 Frizzy and a woman in a green shirt are on a downtown sidewalk. WOMAN: I voted for Trump, but I didn't know he'd deport good moms like Carol. FRIZZY: And now that you know, you'll vote for someone who'll fix it, right? WOMAN: Eh. PANEL 2 Frizzy and a sad-looking man in a blue baseball cap and American flag t-shirt are sitting at a bar. MAN: We all love Carol. She's so honest and hard working. What they did to her is just awful. FRIZZY: Exactly! So next time you'll vote for someone for giving people like Carol legal ways to stay? MAN: Well... PANEL 3 Frizzy is standing in front of a church, talking to an anxious woman wearing a nice dress. WOMAN: Carol's a regular at church! And such a big heart! She doesn't belong in a detention center. FRIZZY: Um... So now you'll vote differently? WOMAN: I didn't say that. PANEL 4 In a park, a man in a plaid shirt looks a little downcast; Frizzy is yelling and in a panic. MAN: I can't believe they're doing this to Carol. Poor Carol. FRIZZY: SO NOW YOU'LL VOTE DIFFERENTLY RIGHT?!?
January 25, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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kafkapresents.bsky.social
I appreciate that Barry’s heart is in the right place, but there is no option within the two party system where Carol is not deported. I tried, and often failed, to prevent hundreds of Carols from getting deported under Obama. I saw thousands of Carols deported under Biden.
barrydeutsch.bsky.social Barry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social · 1d
I Can't Believe They Deported Carol

By me and Mike Lawrence.

Read more cartoons! ---> #PoliCartoon
Help us make more! ----> patreon.com/barry
TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON This cartoon has four panels. Each panel shows a frizzy-haired guy, and in each panel he's in a different setting talking to a different person. PANEL 1 Frizzy and a woman in a green shirt are on a downtown sidewalk. WOMAN: I voted for Trump, but I didn't know he'd deport good moms like Carol. FRIZZY: And now that you know, you'll vote for someone who'll fix it, right? WOMAN: Eh. PANEL 2 Frizzy and a sad-looking man in a blue baseball cap and American flag t-shirt are sitting at a bar. MAN: We all love Carol. She's so honest and hard working. What they did to her is just awful. FRIZZY: Exactly! So next time you'll vote for someone for giving people like Carol legal ways to stay? MAN: Well... PANEL 3 Frizzy is standing in front of a church, talking to an anxious woman wearing a nice dress. WOMAN: Carol's a regular at church! And such a big heart! She doesn't belong in a detention center. FRIZZY: Um... So now you'll vote differently? WOMAN: I didn't say that. PANEL 4 In a park, a man in a plaid shirt looks a little downcast; Frizzy is yelling and in a panic. MAN: I can't believe they're doing this to Carol. Poor Carol. FRIZZY: SO NOW YOU'LL VOTE DIFFERENTLY RIGHT?!?
January 26, 2026 at 7:14 AM
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borisgrim414.bsky.social
Pinkie Plump
January 24, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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joeblaydesign.bsky.social
"Distractions"
January 24, 2026 at 7:43 AM
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rodgewp.bsky.social
R Mika
January 19, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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rodgewp.bsky.social
Tifa Lockheart
December 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social
Here's some new art for you going into the weekend! It's my four-arm, adjustable-implant gal Tessa! It looks like she's managed to get away to somewhere warm despite what's going on in much of the U.S. right now...

Lines by @crosscrescent.bsky.social, Color/BG by @chips-colors.bsky.social #HyperSky
January 23, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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kuhlayduskopik.bsky.social
something zip-shaped

Zip by @icymasamune.bsky.social

#HyperSky
January 23, 2026 at 9:36 PM
fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social
I'm not saying anything unique but I think it's worth amplifying the question of how Dave Sim made this list. I'm only slightly acquainted with his work but one of the few things I do know is that he has some controversial views and even a cursory internet search suggests he's an Uber-Misogynist.
January 23, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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monsterteatime.bsky.social
Dave Sims has been nominated. Given his intense misogyny, I'm not a fan, regardless of how influential the work may be. Others may feel differently but I just don't have it in me anymore to be ok with this kind of thing.
January 23, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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theisb.bsky.social
ICE just crashed a car at my intersection (due to their own shitty driving) and immediately got out and tear gassed observers.
January 23, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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immortaltom.bsky.social
Breast expansion joy
www.patreon.com/posts/happy-...
Happy? | iT Labs Director
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January 23, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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jessiestar.bsky.social
Workin on a thing with @fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social Dulluhan magic and giant tits and whatever...
January 23, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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harorlood.bsky.social
Would you try this flavor?
January 19, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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whatsleftcomics.bsky.social
This account stuck my comic through an ugly AI filter, removed my @ from the bottom and blocked me when I called them out.
Inkradio
January 15, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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juliusgoat.bsky.social
Democratic leadership is terrified of being seen on the side of the people of Minneapolis, least they lose the potential future support of pro-cop people whose support they do not and never will have.
margaret.bsky.social Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 4d
I have been actively involved in protest movements for 24 years. I have never seen anything approaching this scale. Minneapolis is not accepting what's happening here. ICE fucking murdered a woman for participating in this, and all that did is bring out more people, from more walks of life.
January 22, 2026 at 10:53 AM