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Lover, writer, commissioner of massive boobs. Twitter: https://x.com/BattleaxeFitz DeviantART: https://www.deviantart.com/fitzbattleaxe Blog: https://expansivelynewsworthy.wordpress.com/ PFP by @slickpens.bsky.social Banner by @verdazin.bsky.social

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Fitzbattleaxe @fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social · Jul 14

I've never done an appreciation/lore thread but I'll try one for #FantasyJudy. Give her backstory and do artshare? At first, she was a way to get a commission of a version of Judy from @crosscrescent.bsky.social that made sense in his size range and with Clarissa. @koboldium.bsky.social on colors.

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SizeCon - Live ‘26 3/27-3/29 @sizecon.bsky.social · 8h

Save the date! You’re invited to our 10th birthday! 🎂

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Fitzbattleaxe @fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social · 9h

Irresponsible shitheads...

NPR @npr.org · 15h

A single nuclear warhead, of unknown origin, is heading toward the U.S. mainland in Kathryn Bigelow's new Netflix film. It's an unnerving scenario — but it's also thrilling to watch. n.pr/48przga

Every moment pops in the nuclear thriller 'A House of Dynamite'

A single nuclear warhead, of unknown origin, is heading toward the U.S. mainland in Kathryn Bigelow's new Netflix film. It's an unnerving scenario — but it's also thrilling to watch.

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social · 10h

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

Sophie Sherry @sophiesherry.bsky.social · 13h

During a military-style raid on a building in Chicago’s South Shore, one resident heard a knock on his door.   It wasn’t the feds — it was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for help.

He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.

chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

Neighbor shielded 7-year-old during South Shore federal raid: ‘I didn’t want them to take her’

During the Sept. 30 raid one tenant protected a terrified girl and her mom. Remnants at the complex, including a detailed map of all the units, offer clues to what authorities may have known before th...

chicago.suntimes.com

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Fitzbattleaxe @fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social · 10h

I didn't want to Quote Repost or Reply directly to people who were apparently, and I assume rightly, thrilled about something good Newsom did recently. That said, I WILL QRp this and say, "Fuck this guy!" about this bullshit.

LGBTQ Nation @lgbtqnation.com · 3d

Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85

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Joe England @joeengland.bsky.social · 10h

This is why scapegoating is such a devastating injury upon humanity. Because once vulnerable people become scapegoats, it gets so much easier for those in power to leave them in the lurch than to help them back out of it. The standards are lowered, and all that progress has to be regained.

LGBTQ Nation @lgbtqnation.com · 3d

Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85

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Fitzbattleaxe @fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social · 13h

Yes but opposite.

Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 13h

I don't remember either Dylan OR Springsteen being a murderer on Columbo, so I'd slow down with rating artists on the Cool Scale

Fitzbattleaxe @fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social · 13h

I recall how surprised I was at the time to realize that "Amscray" is just Pig Latin for "Scram."

Fitzbattleaxe @fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social · 13h

I love Stephen Colbert but it's worth remembering that he and the Late Show staff are still old white folks. Admittedly, that's an assumption about the broader staff but I think on balance it's true and if it's not, I'm even more surprised about this gauche, insensitive bullshit.

Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 13h

Oh my god???

“producers asked if he’d like to do a “thumbs-up, thumbs-down” segment. Prompts included “Thumbs-up or thumbs-down: Hamas” and “Thumbs-up or thumbs-down: a Palestinian state,””

“I just couldn’t believe what was happening, That a genocide could be distilled into a late-night game.”

The Late Show Pitched Zohran Mamdani a ‘Game’ About Palestine

He and his team passed on playing “Thumbs-up or thumbs-down: a Palestinian state.”

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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 14h

Exist in public? They can arrest you.

Sitting quietly in your home. They can arrest you, and take all your stuff

thematthill.bsky.social @thematthill.bsky.social · 3d

Wow. Greg Bovino admits on camera that his agents can detain people if you look scared, change your demeanor, or grip a steering wheel too tight.

As his unmasked agents walk around with large guns to scare you, they may arrest you just for that — even if you're a U.S. citizen.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 16h

He's literally speaking out against the idea of representation for the American people and saying we have a corrupt SCOTUS that does what we want. Just saying it all out loud

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16h

Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... "

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Jerk Douglas @jerkdouglas.bsky.social · 17h

This is a crossover between A Decent Guy's American Dream and @megaflare08.bsky.social 's Jamie Supreme getting some victory dogs after battling the crime guys, who also want hotdog.

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¡Gordo Y Más! @gordo-y-mas.bsky.social · 18h

Gordo by Gus Arriola, October 31 1969:

Panchito: Don't look down on earthworms, buby! No ordinary creeps we! Cut off our tail, we can grow another! Slice off our head at just the right spot, and we can grow another!
Porfirio, under an ice pack: Panchito! At last! The miracle hangover cure! Perform a noodlectomy on me, please!
Panch: I wouldn'y dare! Not with my shakes! It's why I gave up surgery!

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zdemian @zdemian.bsky.social · 1d

#inktober 09 - Heavy

zdemian.com | patreon.com/zdemian

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BustArtist — BustArtist.com and Patreon 🔞 @bustartist.bsky.social · 20h

1 of 53 of my Commissions : Part 3 of 3. Full: 7000 x 5000 px (available on my Patreon, DeviantArt). Comms OPEN! Info, prices, links to the Request form, go to (public post): bit.ly/ba-commission #sizesky #skysize #expansionart #breastexpansion

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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 18h

A foreign military base on US soil.

Good job, chumps.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19h

Hegseth: "I'm also proud that today we're signing a letter of acceptance to build a Qatari Emeri air force facility at the Mountain Home Airbase in Idaho."

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Fitzbattleaxe @fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social · 18h

Yeah? I still haven't finished episode 1. I was a bit out off by how dramatic and serious it was trying to be right from the jump. Lacking context for the world and characters, I was just like, "Sure. But why do I CARE?" And I mean that in the deep, not flippant sense.

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Steve Niles @steveniles.bsky.social · 19h

Jordi Bernet

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Charlotte💚(Comms Full 9/15) @moonlitmoff.bsky.social · 8d

Rendered comm for @gilette.bsky.social

Careful when squishing chests with your friends, lest you squish the entire town

#commission #nsfw #hyper #macro

Drawing of Charlotte and an anthro bird squishing their hyper chests together, eclipsing a whole town.

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 20h

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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MonsieurRobot @monsieurrobot.bsky.social · 21h

Inktober 2025 - Sweep

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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 1d

Nobody believes me, but I swear to God that Punisher can be saved. But no one wants to save him but me.

Mark Bray @mark-bray.bsky.social · 7d

3c) Want to take the opportunity to share this great article from @truthout.org about racism/fascism and The Punisher character

Marvel’s “Punisher” Was a Hate Symbol Long Before Police Co-opted His Character

The Punisher has long been embraced as a classic superhero, but his comics spread reactionary ideology.

truthout.org

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Fitzbattleaxe @fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social · 1d

I don't wanna dignify this with a click and ad revenue... Seriously though? Is this played straight?

The Wall Street Journal @wsj.com · 1d

Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, country-music legend Johnny Cash can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength, writes Jon Fasman.

Essay | Can We Finally Give Johnny Cash His Due?

Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, the country-music legend can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength.

on.wsj.com

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Carlosgizza @carlosgizza.bsky.social · 1d

collab pic with @verdazin.bsky.social

Supreme tuna is GONE!!

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Sean Howe @seanhowe.bsky.social · 1d

Speaking of Vertigo...!

Joe Boo-nenwald @joegrunenwald.bsky.social · 24d

Somehow the legendary Karen Berger (@karenpberger.bsky.social) has fewer than 1000 followers here. This must be corrected. You know what to do, comics folks.

Karen Berger currently only has 982 followers on Bluesky. What in the WORLD.

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