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Lover, writer, commissioner of massive boobs. Twitter: https://x.com/BattleaxeFitz DeviantART: https://www.deviantart.com/fitzbattleaxe Blog: https://expansivelynewsworthy.wordpress.com/ PFP by @slickpens.bsky.social Banner by @verdazin.bsky.social

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Fitzbattleaxe @fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social · Jul 14

I've never done an appreciation/lore thread but I'll try one for #FantasyJudy. Give her backstory and do artshare? At first, she was a way to get a commission of a version of Judy from @crosscrescent.bsky.social that made sense in his size range and with Clarissa. @koboldium.bsky.social on colors.

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Aaron Campbell @aaroncampbellarts.com · 3d

Been working on this for quite some time, but it is finally finished. Cover quality Shadow commission

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Fitzbattleaxe @fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social · 9h

a blue and a pink ditto are standing next to each other in the grass

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Fitzbattleaxe @fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social · 9h

"I paid all this money for caviar and it just tasted really fishy..."

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Cake @theycallhimcake.bsky.social · Nov 30

(PPM lore) despite Crepe's status/powers, she still starts off in the same monochrome Palm Plaza Mall uniform that the others do

I wanted to doodle what she'd look like when Jam and PB first meet her ✨

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Angeltights✨ @angeltights.bsky.social · 25d

Rosalina's Supernova Breasts

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Dawmino [NSFW] @dawmino.bsky.social · 22h

Finally, part 4 is out! Told you I would do it!

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Walter Geovani @waltergeovani.bsky.social · 20h

My commissions list is open.

1 character no background: $100
1 character w/ partial background: $120
1 character w/ full background: $150
Each additional character: $60

These are rates for inked pieces on 11' x '17 artboard.

Please contact [email protected]

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🖤ShortPhantom🖤Commissions(Forms Full) @theshortphantom.bsky.social · 1d

I was going through some old sketches and found these~

Phantanya loves gettin' kisses 💋

#Phantanya #Sandro #OC

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Dr Pop Culture USA @drpopcultureusa.bsky.social · 1d

Published by Sterling in Captain Flash #1-4. She's secretly Janie Jackson, a seemingly-demure 10-year-old & daughter of a police lieutenant, who goes out and fights crime as Tomboy.

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Goddess Daisy 🖤✨️ @luvgoddessdaisy.bsky.social · 1d

❤️✨

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BeePunz @beepunz.bsky.social · 1d

hehehe more indulgent stuff of my persona and sammy

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Mariah McCourt @monsterteatime.bsky.social · 1d

::points:: For the people insisting he gets a "pass" because his sm team are competent at dunking on a demented fascist, this is also fascism. Now go read up on his inhuman policies regarding the unhoused & disabled and stop telling CAers like me not to criticize him.

LGBTQ Nation @lgbtqnation.com · 1d

Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85

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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 1d

This is going around again and it is not true. Like every site on the internet, Bluesky uses machine learning to do a first-pass approximation of image classification to detect and label content. They have repeatedly confirmed outside services do not use Bluesky user data to train their models.

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blarg @2ndblargh.bsky.social · 1d

Caught.
#-Wizcat

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Morg @orcmom.art · 1d

after booking all this work recently, i'm still ONLY about $1500 in the hole!

i am VERY thankful for everyone who's been booking with me, keeping me aloft, and able to draw smut for the past few years. 😌

i've just got a LOT further to go before I can even begin to invest in bimbo surgeries again.

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World-Of-Dymmir @dymmir.bsky.social · 1d

The way to a Gwen's heart is through her stomach...

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🍑 www.patreon.com/WorldofDymmir

#nsfw #blueskynsfw #nerdygirl #bigboobs #bigass #lewds #skybusty #art #webcomic #SizeSky #skyhub #Hentai #nsfwcomic #hypersky

Page 5 of Chapter 3 of the webcomic Awkward Amazon Adventures, in which Lotho brings out a spice cake for her and Gwen to have with their tea, only for Gwen to devour it in one bite. Unfazed, Lotho cheerfully offers to put another one in the oven.

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · Sep 13

okay okay OKAY i’ll rank all the Shakespeare plays

1. Nice Night For Fucking
2. The Parallax View
3. Comedy Central Roast of Queen Elizabeth I
4. Romeo and Juliet and Ted and Alice
5. Untitled Richard Burbage Project

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Fitzbattleaxe @fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social · 1d

Edie Hayes? Reverse them and you basically get "Hayseed."

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Jongrave (Comms OPEN - Info in Profile) @jongrave.bsky.social · 4d

Commission for anonymous of my southern country bumpkin girl, still thinking in a name for her.

#art #oc #commission

Pinup of my country bumpkin OC, the character was inspired by the concept art of Rural Riding Hood.

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Ted (& technically Ro) @brandtandstein.com · 1d

My two favourite tiny people inked so far today!

A photo of WIP inks. A woman is standing with her hands on hips, looking very suspiciously at someone just outside the photo. Her head is next to my thumb, showing it’s about the same size as my thumbnail.

A photo of WIP comic inks. A guy is very innocently hiding a notebook behind his back. His head is next to my thumb, showing it’s about the same size as my thumbnail.

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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 2d

Something from the ol' comfort zone for the beginning of autumn

A horned jousting helmet with some autumn leaves in the background and sun icons on three sides.

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Fitzbattleaxe @fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social · 1d

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Fitzbattleaxe @fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social · 1d

Seriously, there are women out there who've managed to get breast implants filled to at least 10 liters of volume each... the sheer size, weight, and volume is staggering in terms of the impact on the body and daily life... and to me that's just amazing on some level.

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Fitzbattleaxe @fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social · 1d

Is there a line in mainstream corporate superhero comics between a:

Creative Reuse and Reinvention of Past Continuity

...and...

Fanfic-y Comic Nerd Wank

...or is it entirely perceptual? DC's rainbow of different Lantern Corps definitely feels more like one of those to me. You can guess which.

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Fitzbattleaxe @fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social · 1d

For me personally, I find an almost magical aesthetic and experiential quality to giant boobs. Extreme-sized implants in particular hold a certain fascination for the level of real-world commitment, impact, and intentional self-determining body modification.

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