walter (penis caught in finger trap)
@fkrc.bsky.social
Yes, I (Walter) have accessed saucy images before, but let me be clear: I have never in my life 'had a wank'.
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Let's get a couple things straight: my name is Walter. This is my Blue Sky account
👏🏼say 👏🏼it 👏🏼with 👏🏼your 👏🏼chest
This is not who we are. I became an ICE agent because I truly believed in the value of getting a $50,000 signing bonus to violently assault and terrorize anyone I wanted while never getting in trouble for anything. Being held accountable conflicts strongly with my deeply-held personal beliefs
January 7, 2026 at 10:22 PM
👏🏼say 👏🏼it 👏🏼with 👏🏼your 👏🏼chest
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Yung Frankenstein
January 7, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Yung Frankenstein
i guarantee you that however hard you think this is going to suck, it sucks a thousand times harder
Here's the clip of Tony Dokoupil ending tonight's broadcast by absolutely gushing over "ultimate Florida Man" Marco Rubio.
January 7, 2026 at 1:28 AM
i guarantee you that however hard you think this is going to suck, it sucks a thousand times harder
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Guillermo del Porno
January 6, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Guillermo del Porno
to fully accept that i return to work tomorrow i turn as always to buddha, whose teachings remind me i must embrace da impermanence of everything…… conscious and un-………
January 6, 2026 at 2:39 AM
to fully accept that i return to work tomorrow i turn as always to buddha, whose teachings remind me i must embrace da impermanence of everything…… conscious and un-………
football. its bad and yet its good.
January 5, 2026 at 4:37 AM
football. its bad and yet its good.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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anyway PSY was right
October 4, 2024 at 4:03 PM
anyway PSY was right
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going to call my senators back and tell them to put the child porno machine on the back burner for now and focus on the undeclared war of aggression
January 3, 2026 at 7:09 AM
going to call my senators back and tell them to put the child porno machine on the back burner for now and focus on the undeclared war of aggression
this is some truly evil and awful shit
The Grok reddit is just dudes giving each other advice and encouragement on how to commit digital rape.
There needs to be accountability for this. I don’t want to hear “the genie is already out the bag.” This shit needs to be destroyed.
There needs to be accountability for this. I don’t want to hear “the genie is already out the bag.” This shit needs to be destroyed.
January 2, 2026 at 1:43 PM
this is some truly evil and awful shit
beverage of the year choice is once again coffee from a meeting at Alcoholics Anonymous with an honorable mention to good earth sweet and spicy original herbal tea and aldis strawberry carby water
January 2, 2026 at 4:21 AM
beverage of the year choice is once again coffee from a meeting at Alcoholics Anonymous with an honorable mention to good earth sweet and spicy original herbal tea and aldis strawberry carby water
haha you clowns was the best tv show of the year with an honorable mention to atlanta
January 2, 2026 at 4:18 AM
haha you clowns was the best tv show of the year with an honorable mention to atlanta
best short film of the year
IT'S YA BOY ELDERTIKTOK
January 2, 2026 at 4:17 AM
best short film of the year
book of the year was red rosa by kate evans with an honorable mention to lives of the saints by nancy lemann
January 2, 2026 at 4:15 AM
book of the year was red rosa by kate evans with an honorable mention to lives of the saints by nancy lemann
2025 movie of the year was a tie between sister midnight and the secret agent
January 2, 2026 at 4:12 AM
2025 movie of the year was a tie between sister midnight and the secret agent
the 2025 song of the year was, to no ones surprise, lou reed’s street hassle, with an honorable mention given to junior parker and jimmy mcgriffs cover of the inner light
January 2, 2026 at 4:11 AM
the 2025 song of the year was, to no ones surprise, lou reed’s street hassle, with an honorable mention given to junior parker and jimmy mcgriffs cover of the inner light
real shit for brains 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
January 2, 2026 at 3:20 AM
real shit for brains 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
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Entrepreneur Elon Musk has drowned.
January 1, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Entrepreneur Elon Musk has drowned.
your 2025 shortlist of swagged out white boys:
cameron winter
chalamet
chet holmgren
zach kanin
dan o’sullivan
however our unequivocal winner is alex caruso. congratulations to one of the best shooting guards to come off of the bench
cameron winter
chalamet
chet holmgren
zach kanin
dan o’sullivan
however our unequivocal winner is alex caruso. congratulations to one of the best shooting guards to come off of the bench
January 1, 2026 at 3:41 PM
your 2025 shortlist of swagged out white boys:
cameron winter
chalamet
chet holmgren
zach kanin
dan o’sullivan
however our unequivocal winner is alex caruso. congratulations to one of the best shooting guards to come off of the bench
cameron winter
chalamet
chet holmgren
zach kanin
dan o’sullivan
however our unequivocal winner is alex caruso. congratulations to one of the best shooting guards to come off of the bench
some real pyro guys got it poppin down the block
January 1, 2026 at 6:05 AM
some real pyro guys got it poppin down the block
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And now to sing Auld Lang Syne....Misterrrrrr Jared Fogel!
January 1, 2026 at 5:01 AM
And now to sing Auld Lang Syne....Misterrrrrr Jared Fogel!
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They need to bring back silent films, so i can make phone calls in the theater without any background noise
February 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
They need to bring back silent films, so i can make phone calls in the theater without any background noise
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[Trailer for Funyuns (2024)] Jeremy Strong holds an onion up in front of a board room "Kids don't want to buy this. They see this and they think Grandmas Soup. They hate this shit." he throws the onion hard against the wall "I think it's about time we started having a little fun with it"
July 12, 2023 at 11:41 AM
[Trailer for Funyuns (2024)] Jeremy Strong holds an onion up in front of a board room "Kids don't want to buy this. They see this and they think Grandmas Soup. They hate this shit." he throws the onion hard against the wall "I think it's about time we started having a little fun with it"