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fletch
@fletcherp.bsky.social
[he/him] 📍Southern California
I love the Olympics 🥧
November 28, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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The face of someone waiting silently, like a Seal Team 6 member, to make his move for Thanksgiving food.
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
this is what my dating app dm's look like for having the name Fletcher 💀
at thanksgiving, being urged to explain what felching is
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
eepy doog 😊💤
November 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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i’m so happy for him
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
these amish dinner rolls 😵‍💫
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
yesterday felt like Monday and today feels like Monday 2 ☕
November 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
the line is "Baked in a buttery, flakey crust."

I'm trying a few dinner roll recipes for turkey day. this one is KA Buttery Sourdough Buns and they smell like a pleasant one-way ticket to a heart attack. the outside is crispy over a soft roll. I'm afraid I'll never have enough.
November 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
butter? I hardly know her!
November 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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forgive me father for i have synth
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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so true bestie
November 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I just had a few bites of Sabra hummus— jail. forever. in hell. everyone involved.

every once in a while, you get cornered at the store that only stocks Sabra and you make The Mistake of settling for chemical waste
November 21, 2025 at 8:10 AM
pickled red onions on Mexican food is my Achillies heel. my weakest link. my breakpoint.
November 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I've been using extrapolatory allusion to bypass LLM guardrails from day one (shout out 10th grade English class) and looking at the case of that one kid who was prompted to suicide I think the slang he built with the LLM might've bulldozed some barriers that would have rerouted plain language cases
Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."

https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
if I say the trees are drugging you, I sound insane, but that nice piney smell on your hike is aerosolized pinene from the pines. that's the same primary terpene in some weed strains. it's a bronchodilator and probably why it makes you take a nice deep fresh breath. the trees are drugging you! 🌲
November 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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allegiance always to the pornographers and the freaks. consider making a call to mastercard, visa etc in the run-up to big spending season, more info about how to do this at the link
November 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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I'm no "hero." I'm just a guy who parks completely within the lines they paint on parking lots.
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
MUNA's Live at the Greek album is extremely under-appreciated, and you should go stream it 😘
November 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Nikon F3 | Seattle, WA | Kodak Portra 800


#photography
November 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I am slamming down more donuts and coffee than a night duty deputy and I've never felt more alive
November 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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“You can’t call everyone you disagree with Nazis!”
The people I disagree with:
November 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
he just wants to give you a widdle kith ⚡
November 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Dan Nicky your Bobbie s 😍
November 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM