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spooky fletch 👻 @fletcherp.bsky.social · 4h

i got the drugs (bluray rip of over the garden wall)

spooky fletch 👻 @fletcherp.bsky.social · 5h

"The idea that a cryptosystem should be designed to be secure even if everything about the system, except the secret key, is public knowledge." Gaze upon it with dread.

spooky fletch 👻 @fletcherp.bsky.social · 5h

Kerckhoff's principle but its nudes...
Shannon's Maxim is what I call my dick

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11h

This two-parter below is exactly why it's hard to make clothes in the United States.

Let's look at how much it costs to produce a button-up shirt in the US. 🧵

Someone on Twitter replies to me: "meh. buy american or stfu."

Two hours later, in a separate thread, the write: "$30 for a single button-up is ridiculous unless it is decent quality silk."

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 1d

It’s pronounced cyclist.

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Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 1d

Press L to pet Cerberus

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feral streep @seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social · 1d

it’s not really spooky season until you’ve seen the close up of the super cunty vampire nails in Fright Night

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Thiccdadsvaping4christ @meccorad.bsky.social · 1d

Scout said 👅

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just a lil’ guy @justinalex.bsky.social · 1d

leftover croissants = ham + gruyère strata for breakfast the next day

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spooky fletch 👻 @fletcherp.bsky.social · 1d

ohhhhhhh myyyyy 🤤

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spooky fletch 👻 @fletcherp.bsky.social · 2d

the zipper seam on my nice pillow ripped :(

but I know how to hand sew a tight backstitch and it's already fixed :)

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spooky fletch 👻 @fletcherp.bsky.social · 2d

not Jerry though, I'm still restricting him from changing his desktop wallpaper because we all agree it was getting too weird

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spooky fletch 👻 @fletcherp.bsky.social · 2d

I'm reviewing Group Policy management today and I just want you to know I have socially engineered your admin password and have locked out the executives and eliminated all policy objects giving full permissions to your employees. ¡Viva la revolución!

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Riyadh Comedy Massacre @ruleo.bsky.social · 2d

putting on the official Halloween soundtrack

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spooky fletch 👻 @fletcherp.bsky.social · 2d

there's a guy I used to know in a closeted lavender marriage who's wife just walked in on him having gay sex and the fact I even know about it tells me it didn't play out well.

good luck babe, but I AM PERSONALLY SO RELIEVED I DONT HAVE TO HIDE OR COMPROMISE AROUND THAT thank you

witch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 2d

Oh fuck off Washington Post this does not need to be a headline 🤦🏻‍♂️

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spooky fletch 👻 @fletcherp.bsky.social · 2d

idk if you've ever heard someone break their midwestern manners to call a bitch a bitch but it's so special

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spooky fletch 👻 @fletcherp.bsky.social · 2d

I'm not even trying to do the meme but when I flew to South Dakota she had just rolled out her awful commercials and new video reels in the TSA line, and gorl... I went to your home state and everyone in the TSA line was making fun of you.

William Adler @williamadler78.bsky.social · 2d

Petty garbage www.cnn.com/2025/10/09/u...

Video of Kristi Noem blaming Democrats for shutdown “rolling out” at TSA security checkpoints across the country | CNN

Travelers waiting in airport security lines across the country will now be met with a video where the Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem blames Democrats for the government shutdown.

www.cnn.com

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spooky fletch 👻 @fletcherp.bsky.social · 2d

not that kind of spooky !!

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spooky fletch 👻 @fletcherp.bsky.social · 2d

love October rolling in, but in the past 12hrs I’ve killed two black widows within 6ft of each other, both approx 12ft from my bed. so. let’s not do that part.

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🍁 DireDireDocks 🍂 @dirediredocks.bsky.social · 2d

Changing leaves... decaying outdoor plants... grey skies... kinda chilly... 🎃

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 29d

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

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spooky fletch 👻 @fletcherp.bsky.social · 3d

and like a printer head, of all things you don’t want to leave residue on

use isopropyl alc on your electronics kids, go for over 90%

spooky fletch 👻 @fletcherp.bsky.social · 3d

a google tech course is telling me to use denatured alcohol to clean a printer. no ma’am, it’s isopropyl for me. pick up ur lame additives and leave the grain alcohol behind for the trouble.

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spooky fletch 👻 @fletcherp.bsky.social · 3d

oops I need to eat…….

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spooky fletch 👻 @fletcherp.bsky.social · 3d

yeah, don’t look into the void for too long

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