D. Blackfyre
@dpzzle.bsky.social
Head of Trusts & Estates Dept at Wolfram & Hart. 9 iron or 9mm, always ready to put a hole in one. Country Club Thug. 3 Time Trap Croquet Champion. (Y)Our Kind of People. Old school nerd. Forever Self-Deprecatory. 1904 1906 1933
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I’m sobbing he said you gotta check in with sparklesthehen first
Think it might be beginning to dawn on the thick fuckers. Stay away from Europe this summer. You have been warned.
January 21, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I’m sobbing he said you gotta check in with sparklesthehen first
New Zealand trying cornbread and pound cake for the first time. In every video and in every city there's a Black woman feeding this man and he be just as happy as I don't what 😂😂😂
January 21, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Honestly, the Supreme Court’s made up Federal Reserve exception is the greatest support for the crazy conspiracy theories that a hidden financial elite (as opposed to the open oligarchy we currently have) run this country/the world and will let President Trump play in his sandbox, but only so much.
#SCOTUS is likely to do the right thing in the Lisa Cook case.
But it's worth bearing in mind that this idea that the Fed is some bespoke exception to the unitary executive theory is utterly incoherent as a matter of both law and history—and is really just proof that the UET is itself bollocks:
But it's worth bearing in mind that this idea that the Fed is some bespoke exception to the unitary executive theory is utterly incoherent as a matter of both law and history—and is really just proof that the UET is itself bollocks:
153. Living by the Ipse Dixit
A constitutional principle like the "unitary executive theory" isn't worth all that much if the Supreme Court can conjure new, unprincipled exceptions to it by simply asserting that they exist.
www.stevevladeck.com
January 21, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Honestly, the Supreme Court’s made up Federal Reserve exception is the greatest support for the crazy conspiracy theories that a hidden financial elite (as opposed to the open oligarchy we currently have) run this country/the world and will let President Trump play in his sandbox, but only so much.
Judicial #Calvinball
#SCOTUS is likely to do the right thing in the Lisa Cook case.
But it's worth bearing in mind that this idea that the Fed is some bespoke exception to the unitary executive theory is utterly incoherent as a matter of both law and history—and is really just proof that the UET is itself bollocks:
But it's worth bearing in mind that this idea that the Fed is some bespoke exception to the unitary executive theory is utterly incoherent as a matter of both law and history—and is really just proof that the UET is itself bollocks:
153. Living by the Ipse Dixit
A constitutional principle like the "unitary executive theory" isn't worth all that much if the Supreme Court can conjure new, unprincipled exceptions to it by simply asserting that they exist.
www.stevevladeck.com
January 21, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Judicial #Calvinball
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#SCOTUS is likely to do the right thing in the Lisa Cook case.
But it's worth bearing in mind that this idea that the Fed is some bespoke exception to the unitary executive theory is utterly incoherent as a matter of both law and history—and is really just proof that the UET is itself bollocks:
But it's worth bearing in mind that this idea that the Fed is some bespoke exception to the unitary executive theory is utterly incoherent as a matter of both law and history—and is really just proof that the UET is itself bollocks:
153. Living by the Ipse Dixit
A constitutional principle like the "unitary executive theory" isn't worth all that much if the Supreme Court can conjure new, unprincipled exceptions to it by simply asserting that they exist.
www.stevevladeck.com
January 21, 2026 at 5:24 PM
#SCOTUS is likely to do the right thing in the Lisa Cook case.
But it's worth bearing in mind that this idea that the Fed is some bespoke exception to the unitary executive theory is utterly incoherent as a matter of both law and history—and is really just proof that the UET is itself bollocks:
But it's worth bearing in mind that this idea that the Fed is some bespoke exception to the unitary executive theory is utterly incoherent as a matter of both law and history—and is really just proof that the UET is itself bollocks:
In a blizzard and can’t ski!
(I’ll show myself out)
(I’ll show myself out)
aye, ya'll better hit the plug TODAY and re-up cuz you don't wanna be in the middle of that winter storm with no tree.
January 21, 2026 at 5:37 PM
In a blizzard and can’t ski!
(I’ll show myself out)
(I’ll show myself out)
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“Remember that, Mark, the next time you make your statements.”
January 21, 2026 at 2:20 PM
“Remember that, Mark, the next time you make your statements.”
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Sixty-five countries celebrate independence from Britain. Sixty-five separate nations of people celebrate getting that bitch off the back and they are swooning over a bitch nobody likes being heckled.
ONE OF THE HECKLERS BEING A FORMER US VICE PRESIDENT.
ONE OF THE HECKLERS BEING A FORMER US VICE PRESIDENT.
January 21, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Sixty-five countries celebrate independence from Britain. Sixty-five separate nations of people celebrate getting that bitch off the back and they are swooning over a bitch nobody likes being heckled.
ONE OF THE HECKLERS BEING A FORMER US VICE PRESIDENT.
ONE OF THE HECKLERS BEING A FORMER US VICE PRESIDENT.
Carney and Trump turned Davos into the 1995 Source Awards
“Remember that, Mark, the next time you make your statements.”
January 21, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Carney and Trump turned Davos into the 1995 Source Awards
I assume someone would or would not get a vasectomy for the same reason they would or would not do any particular elective surgery: because they do/do not want to.
Maybe I’m in the minority (on here) but, to me, someone wanting/not wanting to do an elective surgery is more than reason enough.
Maybe I’m in the minority (on here) but, to me, someone wanting/not wanting to do an elective surgery is more than reason enough.
January 21, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I assume someone would or would not get a vasectomy for the same reason they would or would not do any particular elective surgery: because they do/do not want to.
Maybe I’m in the minority (on here) but, to me, someone wanting/not wanting to do an elective surgery is more than reason enough.
Maybe I’m in the minority (on here) but, to me, someone wanting/not wanting to do an elective surgery is more than reason enough.
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She said she didn't want no diet nut, no boneless semen.
She said she needs all her protein, so I listened.
She said she needs all her protein, so I listened.
As a man in his 40’s and you done had all your babies why haven’t you gotten a vasectomy??
January 21, 2026 at 1:25 PM
She said she didn't want no diet nut, no boneless semen.
She said she needs all her protein, so I listened.
She said she needs all her protein, so I listened.
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“.. Carney .. gave a magnificently powerful speech before the gathered elites that will be discussed many years from now. Decades, likely.”
@charlotteclymer.bsky.social
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@charlotteclymer.bsky.social
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January 21, 2026 at 11:59 AM
“.. Carney .. gave a magnificently powerful speech before the gathered elites that will be discussed many years from now. Decades, likely.”
@charlotteclymer.bsky.social
charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/canada-ann...
@charlotteclymer.bsky.social
charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/canada-ann...
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No. Her pull in game is just stronger. 🥴
and your pull out game weak!!!!
January 21, 2026 at 2:11 PM
No. Her pull in game is just stronger. 🥴
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Indiana football is undefeated since its state legislature told JD Vance to fuck off
January 20, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Indiana football is undefeated since its state legislature told JD Vance to fuck off
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This is the least surprising news story so far this year.
DOGE employees may have improperly accessed social security data, DOJ says
It's a stunning admission from the Trump administration, after it battled in court over DOGE's rights to access and use Social Security data .
www.axios.com
January 21, 2026 at 11:40 AM
This is the least surprising news story so far this year.
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Moriarty: "A police officer of color who was off duty was boxed in by ICE - she's a citizen - they demanded to know who she was & see her papers. She was going to try to record it & they ripped the phone out of her hand. That happened to a cop. That's what's happening here on the streets of MN."
January 21, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Moriarty: "A police officer of color who was off duty was boxed in by ICE - she's a citizen - they demanded to know who she was & see her papers. She was going to try to record it & they ripped the phone out of her hand. That happened to a cop. That's what's happening here on the streets of MN."
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January 21, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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Screaming 😭
January 20, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Screaming 😭
Quote this with a selfie in one of your favorite cities.
Oak Bluffs 📍
Oak Bluffs 📍
January 21, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Quote this with a selfie in one of your favorite cities.
Oak Bluffs 📍
Oak Bluffs 📍
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Y’all gotta stop acting like Usha not a willing participant.
January 20, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Y’all gotta stop acting like Usha not a willing participant.
She’s right. I don’t care abt the math—she’s right and she’s never been wrong.
These be the people that y’all be arguing with online.
January 21, 2026 at 3:20 AM
She’s right. I don’t care abt the math—she’s right and she’s never been wrong.
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Aw. Bluesky’s favorite publication covered Bluesky’s first viral play-by-play horror story ❤️❤️❤️
people.com/passenger-sa...
people.com/passenger-sa...
Passenger Says NYC-to-D.C. Bus Went Off Route After Driver Switch in Viral Thread Recounting Play-by-Play
A BlueSky user said a NYC-to-Washington, D.C., bus ride took a frightening turn after a driver swap, claiming the new driver insisted passengers were on the wrong bus and would not go to Union Station...
people.com
January 20, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Aw. Bluesky’s favorite publication covered Bluesky’s first viral play-by-play horror story ❤️❤️❤️
people.com/passenger-sa...
people.com/passenger-sa...