D. Blackfyre
banner
dpzzle.bsky.social
D. Blackfyre
@dpzzle.bsky.social
Head of Trusts & Estates Dept at Wolfram & Hart. 9 iron or 9mm, always ready to put a hole in one. Country Club Thug. 3 Time Trap Croquet Champion. (Y)Our Kind of People. Old school nerd. Forever Self-Deprecatory. 1904 1906 1933
It’s not rocket science, just paying attention.
January 22, 2026 at 4:02 AM
One thing you gotta know…
January 22, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Reposted by D. Blackfyre
This picture making the rounds on reddit, Columbia Heights. I'm not OK.
January 21, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I help living rich people fight other living rich people over dead wealthy people’s money.
What are y’all jobs? Cause don’t none of you ever be at work 😭
January 22, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Reposted by D. Blackfyre
Professional Meeting Attender
What are y’all jobs? Cause don’t none of you ever be at work 😭
January 22, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Reposted by D. Blackfyre
Fernando Mendoza is a @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social After Dark listener confirmed?
January 21, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Reposted by D. Blackfyre
the linkedin quarterback mentioned B2B sales lmaoo ,,,i have ascended to the upper room 🙏🏽
January 21, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Law firms: AI is the future. Clients expect us to use it to add value by increasing efficiency & accomplishing more in less time.

Also Law Firms: Use AI to summarize things. Then go read the thing that it’s summarizing to doublecheck.

Us: So do the same work twice but less efficiently?

Them: Yes.
Dawg. Our executive director held an hour and a half long training with us today on co-pilot and ended the entire session with multiple warnings telling us don't use this for work product.
My manager used copilot to summarize the same info I had just told her with my human mouth but copliot did waste more water somewhere so it was better tbh.
January 21, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Kirk got murked on September 10.

After that it was nothing but JD & Erika all the time. Got so bad that random non-online ppl were talking abt it; and abt how JD was gonna move on to Erika & solidify his Christian Nationalist base.

Usha is a lot of things, but stupid or blind ain’t none of them.
January 21, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Glad to see Adele was rightly categorized 🙂‍↕️
Craig David Grenadian. Cleo Sol and Adele Jamaican. George Michael Greek. Daniel Kaluuya Ugandan. They deserve no credit! 😭😭😭
(The brits ate with Craig David, Cleo Sol, Adele, George Michael and the Spice Girls)

(They also ate with Daniel Kaluuya)
January 21, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Reposted by D. Blackfyre
I’m sobbing he said you gotta check in with sparklesthehen first
Think it might be beginning to dawn on the thick fuckers. Stay away from Europe this summer. You have been warned.
January 21, 2026 at 4:26 PM
New Zealand trying cornbread and pound cake for the first time. In every video and in every city there's a Black woman feeding this man and he be just as happy as I don't what 😂😂😂
January 21, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Honestly, the Supreme Court’s made up Federal Reserve exception is the greatest support for the crazy conspiracy theories that a hidden financial elite (as opposed to the open oligarchy we currently have) run this country/the world and will let President Trump play in his sandbox, but only so much.
#SCOTUS is likely to do the right thing in the Lisa Cook case.

But it's worth bearing in mind that this idea that the Fed is some bespoke exception to the unitary executive theory is utterly incoherent as a matter of both law and history—and is really just proof that the UET is itself bollocks:
153. Living by the Ipse Dixit
A constitutional principle like the "unitary executive theory" isn't worth all that much if the Supreme Court can conjure new, unprincipled exceptions to it by simply asserting that they exist.
www.stevevladeck.com
January 21, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Judicial #Calvinball
#SCOTUS is likely to do the right thing in the Lisa Cook case.

But it's worth bearing in mind that this idea that the Fed is some bespoke exception to the unitary executive theory is utterly incoherent as a matter of both law and history—and is really just proof that the UET is itself bollocks:
153. Living by the Ipse Dixit
A constitutional principle like the "unitary executive theory" isn't worth all that much if the Supreme Court can conjure new, unprincipled exceptions to it by simply asserting that they exist.
www.stevevladeck.com
January 21, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Reposted by D. Blackfyre
#SCOTUS is likely to do the right thing in the Lisa Cook case.

But it's worth bearing in mind that this idea that the Fed is some bespoke exception to the unitary executive theory is utterly incoherent as a matter of both law and history—and is really just proof that the UET is itself bollocks:
153. Living by the Ipse Dixit
A constitutional principle like the "unitary executive theory" isn't worth all that much if the Supreme Court can conjure new, unprincipled exceptions to it by simply asserting that they exist.
www.stevevladeck.com
January 21, 2026 at 5:24 PM
In a blizzard and can’t ski!

(I’ll show myself out)
aye, ya'll better hit the plug TODAY and re-up cuz you don't wanna be in the middle of that winter storm with no tree.
January 21, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Same.
January 21, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Reposted by D. Blackfyre
“Remember that, Mark, the next time you make your statements.”
January 21, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Reposted by D. Blackfyre
Sixty-five countries celebrate independence from Britain. Sixty-five separate nations of people celebrate getting that bitch off the back and they are swooning over a bitch nobody likes being heckled.

ONE OF THE HECKLERS BEING A FORMER US VICE PRESIDENT.
January 21, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Carney and Trump turned Davos into the 1995 Source Awards
“Remember that, Mark, the next time you make your statements.”
January 21, 2026 at 4:32 PM
I assume someone would or would not get a vasectomy for the same reason they would or would not do any particular elective surgery: because they do/do not want to.

Maybe I’m in the minority (on here) but, to me, someone wanting/not wanting to do an elective surgery is more than reason enough.
January 21, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Reposted by D. Blackfyre
She said she didn't want no diet nut, no boneless semen.

She said she needs all her protein, so I listened.
As a man in his 40’s and you done had all your babies why haven’t you gotten a vasectomy??
January 21, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Reposted by D. Blackfyre
“.. Carney .. gave a magnificently powerful speech before the gathered elites that will be discussed many years from now. Decades, likely.”

@charlotteclymer.bsky.social
charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/canada-ann...
January 21, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Reposted by D. Blackfyre
No. Her pull in game is just stronger. 🥴
and your pull out game weak!!!!
January 21, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Reposted by D. Blackfyre
Indiana football is undefeated since its state legislature told JD Vance to fuck off
January 20, 2026 at 1:55 PM