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Hooligan, miscreant
I'm a slut for a good round of Jeopardy
January 18, 2026 at 9:25 PM
And then all the racists surrendered peacefully and America never had any race problems every again 🤗
the civil rights movement won its fight against the fascism of the Jim Crow era PRECISELY because of their nonviolence.

maybe read some history. you might actually learn how to resist fascism in the US effectively.
January 15, 2026 at 5:09 PM
This thinking just kicks the can down the road. They need to be abolished no matter what and it's easier to accomplish this goal right now when everyone is furious at them. Reigning them back by giving them more training just gives them more perceived legitimatecy.

Rip off the band-aid!!!
maybe an unpopular position on this website but i think the moderate dem focus on ICE training can be, with political pressure, the pathway to more fundamental reforms. rhetorically it is not too hard to move from “more training” to “turns out they’re untrainable and we have to start all over.”
January 12, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Bad news guys. They're making it illegal to be annoying on the internet
January 8, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Got literacymogged on at the public library again
January 6, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Church choirs singing Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah isn't really that embarrassing or ironic. The lyrics are somewhat cryptic and it's written to sound like a song of praise. Even though it's a bit sexy when you look closely, I don't fault a person of faith for reading it otherwise
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Smoking 3 packs a day until I improve my RFK Jr impression
January 6, 2026 at 12:36 PM
The recurring theme of my junk getting itchy again – a leitscrotif
January 2, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Got this button on my coffee machine that I don't use. For me the grind never stops 😤💯
December 31, 2025 at 3:53 PM
They need to add more dopamine to reading. Lootboxes, maybe
December 30, 2025 at 12:33 PM
We all got that one homie who speaks many a true word in jest
December 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
We all got that one homie whose Quiplash answers always reference the fall of Constantinople to the Ottoman Empire in 1453
December 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
THAT'S MY FUCKIN EUROPEAN MAJOR CITY AUDIO TOUR GUIDE RIGHT THERE 🗣🗣🗣
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.

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December 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Trump actually said

RIP Rob Reiner. You died because you were one of my haters. I am really great at my job. Gone but not 4gotten🙏
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Jorjorwell, the animal farm guy
December 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Super embarrassing misunderstanding when I brought over my guitar to my German friend's house. Apparently he's really into gunplay. How was I supposed to know that's what he meant by glockenspiel?
December 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Dril is who Banksy wishes he was
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I think we're due for a good old fashioned meal panic about chatGPT. If we can get the suburban housemoms to rally against it, altman will be hung in a public square by next Thursday
December 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
"Well, to play devil's advocate," – stop. Why? Why are you choosing to advocate for the evil position? Just because we have a turn of phrase for it doesn't excuse voicing harmful opinions.
December 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
No woke? Go broke
December 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Damn Ludwig really popped his Beethovussy on Moonlight Sonata
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I love having alt text as a "I don't understand the reference " button
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Another certified banger from da share z0ne
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Progressively decreasing my own literacy over a prolonged period of years as a bit
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Reposted by Flook
Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM