The recurring theme of my junk getting itchy again – a leitscrotif
January 2, 2026 at 1:14 AM
The recurring theme of my junk getting itchy again – a leitscrotif
Got this button on my coffee machine that I don't use. For me the grind never stops 😤💯
December 31, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Got this button on my coffee machine that I don't use. For me the grind never stops 😤💯
They need to add more dopamine to reading. Lootboxes, maybe
December 30, 2025 at 12:33 PM
They need to add more dopamine to reading. Lootboxes, maybe
We all got that one homie who speaks many a true word in jest
December 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
We all got that one homie who speaks many a true word in jest
We all got that one homie whose Quiplash answers always reference the fall of Constantinople to the Ottoman Empire in 1453
December 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
We all got that one homie whose Quiplash answers always reference the fall of Constantinople to the Ottoman Empire in 1453
THAT'S MY FUCKIN EUROPEAN MAJOR CITY AUDIO TOUR GUIDE RIGHT THERE 🗣🗣🗣
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
THAT'S MY FUCKIN EUROPEAN MAJOR CITY AUDIO TOUR GUIDE RIGHT THERE 🗣🗣🗣
Trump actually said
RIP Rob Reiner. You died because you were one of my haters. I am really great at my job. Gone but not 4gotten🙏
RIP Rob Reiner. You died because you were one of my haters. I am really great at my job. Gone but not 4gotten🙏
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Trump actually said
RIP Rob Reiner. You died because you were one of my haters. I am really great at my job. Gone but not 4gotten🙏
RIP Rob Reiner. You died because you were one of my haters. I am really great at my job. Gone but not 4gotten🙏
Jorjorwell, the animal farm guy
December 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Jorjorwell, the animal farm guy
Super embarrassing misunderstanding when I brought over my guitar to my German friend's house. Apparently he's really into gunplay. How was I supposed to know that's what he meant by glockenspiel?
December 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Super embarrassing misunderstanding when I brought over my guitar to my German friend's house. Apparently he's really into gunplay. How was I supposed to know that's what he meant by glockenspiel?
Dril is who Banksy wishes he was
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Dril is who Banksy wishes he was
I think we're due for a good old fashioned meal panic about chatGPT. If we can get the suburban housemoms to rally against it, altman will be hung in a public square by next Thursday
The 19-year-old sophomore was found dead in her off-campus apartment.
Cause of death revealed in shocking death of Rice soccer player
The 19-year-old sophomore was found dead in her off-campus apartment.
bit.ly
December 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I think we're due for a good old fashioned meal panic about chatGPT. If we can get the suburban housemoms to rally against it, altman will be hung in a public square by next Thursday
"Well, to play devil's advocate," – stop. Why? Why are you choosing to advocate for the evil position? Just because we have a turn of phrase for it doesn't excuse voicing harmful opinions.
December 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
"Well, to play devil's advocate," – stop. Why? Why are you choosing to advocate for the evil position? Just because we have a turn of phrase for it doesn't excuse voicing harmful opinions.
Damn Ludwig really popped his Beethovussy on Moonlight Sonata
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Damn Ludwig really popped his Beethovussy on Moonlight Sonata
I love having alt text as a "I don't understand the reference " button
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I love having alt text as a "I don't understand the reference " button
Another certified banger from da share z0ne
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Another certified banger from da share z0ne
Progressively decreasing my own literacy over a prolonged period of years as a bit
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Progressively decreasing my own literacy over a prolonged period of years as a bit
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Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆
DUI-shaming is ableist
November 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
DUI-shaming is ableist
Driving on the left side of the road is normalizing colonizer traditions and should be seen as problematic
November 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Driving on the left side of the road is normalizing colonizer traditions and should be seen as problematic
Yea you could say I'm a JD Vance supporter
A Michigan man named JD Vance was sentenced for threatening to kill JD Vance. www.fox5ny.com/news/michiga...
Michigan man who shares same initials as JD Vance convicted of threatening to kill president, vice president
A Michigan man named JD Vance was sentenced for threatening to kill JD Vance.
www.fox5ny.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Yea you could say I'm a JD Vance supporter
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trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app
April 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app
WOKE 2 has momentum and inevitability that even the Pope can't deny
NEW: Pope Leo XIV will share a meal this Sunday with Alessia Nobile and four fellow transgender Catholic activists, during the Vatican’s Jubilee of the Poor — marking the most significant public encounter shared between a pope and the trans community.
NEW: Transgender Activists to Dine with Pope Leo XIV during Sunday's Jubilee for the Poor
Papal luncheon with trans advocate Alessia Nobile set for Sunday at Vatican’s Jubilee of the Poor, highlighting a legacy of outreach and hopes for continued inclusion.
open.substack.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
WOKE 2 has momentum and inevitability that even the Pope can't deny
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
Doing to Alan Jackson's Chattahoochee what Gary Jules did to Mad World
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Doing to Alan Jackson's Chattahoochee what Gary Jules did to Mad World