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festive guy 🎄
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they/he 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 trans man feminist
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I’m an atheist but I think I’m gonna go back to church because I don’t think my entire social circle should be people I know from work. There are no book clubs in the area and the local LGBTQ org is not my vibe (I’ve been there before) so this is what I’ll do
December 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I think the British are coming dude
December 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I adore Nick Mullen so much because if you watch clips of him he’s always smiling and looking fond but audio only he sounds just like this void of pessimism and anger and despair and I think that’s the autistic experience
December 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
God, remember when Folding Ideas made that NFT video? I watched it over and over like 5 times the day it came out
December 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Mommy is hiding my little bunny ears while she pets me. 😊 Her pets are so relaxing. 🥰🤗

~ Jet 🖤🐰❤️
December 6, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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In the 4.5-mile bike ride to pick up my kids from school, I found the following in painted bike lanes: at least 6 trash bins, a parked car, a parked firefighter truck (likely lunch break), and a parked city maintenance vehicle. This is unacceptable, and another reason why paint is not infrastructure
December 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
People absolutely dogpiled me for saying the term body shaming has lost all meaning in recent years and that it absolutely only cuts one way but like the pendulum will swing back and prove me right
December 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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hey, look! it’s the meme guy!
December 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I’ve been listening to I Hate Bill Maher and it is SO good
December 5, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I can’t remember who it was (I think it was 24 Frames of Nick) who quoted Car Seat Headrest (I’ve become such a negative person) when talking about Zootopia 2 or something but I think about it a lot 😂😂😂😂
December 5, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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three of them
December 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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it's really something how barking mad batcrap insane the internet has made so many people. i always assumed that like, people acted out online but mostly kinda kept it in their pants in the real world. it appears that in a great many cases i was wrong about that
December 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I hope Keeper is actually scary because the trailer is awesome
December 5, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Paul Dano is a delight
December 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I have begun to be incredibly fond of living in Southern Illinois
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Making capitalists “pay their fair share into society” means all of it. They do not produce. They own. Their fair share is nothing. Labor is entitled to all it creates. It’s important we understand this.
December 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I love the trend of editing your OC into Smiling Friends
December 4, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I almost failed my second driver’s test after failing the first time but nowadays I’m one of the safest drivers on the road. I guess I just don’t test well. That’s been true my whole life
December 4, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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To 'AI First' Companies.
Remember, there are no AI generated customers.
People invest in people.
December 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Goldfinches (the European species) in the winter’s morning sunshine. Ink and watercolour.
#artAdventCalendar
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December 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I have not become anyone’s channel member on YouTube because of the fact that you can’t play any channel member video in the background
December 4, 2025 at 10:02 AM
I love the Terrifier movies. 3 is a work of art, genuinely. I do not rewatch the bedroom scene.
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I really respect the Kavernacle for calling out racist behavior even if it’s on “his side” or “our side”
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM