incadescent/beige-bandit (homely🍂)
@fluorescentbeige.bsky.social
🌻Exactly what you wanted, and never what you expected🦄
he/she/they/them/non-binary/bicycle
I'm making the collards these days🧑🏽🌾
he/she/they/them/non-binary/bicycle
I'm making the collards these days🧑🏽🌾
Pinned
I be drunk after this karaoke bar... and the decisions I make with my brain after are always so interesting the next day.
Here's a candid where I was fine af
Here's a candid where I was fine af
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“You too fine to be single”
I’m too fine to be played with too
I’m too fine to be played with too
November 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
“You too fine to be single”
I’m too fine to be played with too
I’m too fine to be played with too
You know that I heard it all before
Spotify – Web Player
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November 29, 2025 at 5:07 AM
You know that I heard it all before
Post something random or you'll have an awful Decemeber
November 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful Decemeber
And I gotta fucking work
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
And I gotta fucking work
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may the carbs i ingest today go straight to my ass.
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
may the carbs i ingest today go straight to my ass.
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I love watching New York Flavor of Love compilations.
They really don’t get old. Lmao
They really don’t get old. Lmao
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I love watching New York Flavor of Love compilations.
They really don’t get old. Lmao
They really don’t get old. Lmao
Ngl, I think my sweet potato pie recipe this year has finally Digivolved to Ultimate
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November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Ngl, I think my sweet potato pie recipe this year has finally Digivolved to Ultimate
I didn't ask to go with you to Mexico.
U Should've Known Better
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November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I didn't ask to go with you to Mexico.
Sing to the food. It'll taste better🥰
Heaven Sent
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November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Sing to the food. It'll taste better🥰
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Let's go ahead and get the jokes about not bottoming tomorrow out the way
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Let's go ahead and get the jokes about not bottoming tomorrow out the way
In the kitchen all day😘💅🏽
Sad millennial bitch
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November 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
In the kitchen all day😘💅🏽
Guillermo del Toro's Diary of a Mad Black Woman
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Guillermo del Toro's Diary of a Mad Black Woman
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I like a big muscular meaty manly man. Fix things type man. Communicating type of man. Tall man. Godly man. Leading man. Kind man. Giving man. Considerate man. Intelligent man. Thoughtful man. Musically inclined man.
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I like a big muscular meaty manly man. Fix things type man. Communicating type of man. Tall man. Godly man. Leading man. Kind man. Giving man. Considerate man. Intelligent man. Thoughtful man. Musically inclined man.
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Make it 100%, fuck it.
10% off or 20% off is not a deal. At least make it 50 lol
November 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Make it 100%, fuck it.
Nobody talks about how soup is free seratonin
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Nobody talks about how soup is free seratonin
Nothing will ruin your day like a man InstaCart shopper
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November 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Nothing will ruin your day like a man InstaCart shopper
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Privacy. I don't mind taking the long way around
7. What do you value more: privacy or convenience?
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Privacy. I don't mind taking the long way around
Laaawwedd I got some things I need to sayyyyy....
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Laaawwedd I got some things I need to sayyyyy....
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Post an image you can hear
November 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Post an image you can hear
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Post an image you can hear
November 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Post an image you can hear