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iridescent/beige-bandit (black-nically✨)
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🌻Exactly what you wanted, and never what you expected🦄

he/she/they/them/non-binary/bicycle

I'm making the collards these days🧑🏽‍🌾
Pinned
I be drunk after this karaoke bar... and the decisions I make with my brain after are always so interesting the next day.

Here's a candid where I was fine af
Them chocolates be more miss than hit. Gimme the bear
*HAPPY VALENTINES DAY*

Valentines Day bear or Valentines Day chocolate?
February 14, 2026 at 5:26 AM
The fa**it in the stripes sweater
*FRIDAY THE 13Th*

Jason Voorhees or Freddie Krueger?
February 14, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Z is a cultural shift
February 14, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Q-Tip
February 14, 2026 at 5:14 AM
OverlyDedicated, and it's not close
Friday Night Lights or Overly Dedicated?
February 14, 2026 at 5:03 AM
This halftime show hard den a mufckka
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
We ain't need that, Stefani...
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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August 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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I’ll never forgive them for trying to make her the fat girl.
Countess Vaughn, ladies and gentlemen.
February 7, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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This!

What’s understood doesn’t need to be explained 🤌🏾
February 7, 2026 at 5:08 AM
He's such a limited-edition collectable
February 7, 2026 at 5:54 AM
The vibes every night at the karaoke bar
February 7, 2026 at 5:53 AM
And like when did it get this bad? Why u tryna rob an old lady? Ain't no shoes u can steal and put on? Is this what AI thinks of us?
February 6, 2026 at 9:20 PM
That bitch from Gossip Harbor be going thru it
February 6, 2026 at 4:59 AM
That whole Victorious gang fine as fuck
February 6, 2026 at 12:57 AM
💞
Neon Valley Street
open.spotify.com
February 4, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Post your type as a Black Celebrity.

These 4
February 2, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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This quote alone is the reason why people say athletes are stupid and instructors just pass them in classes
February 2, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Don't miss this jet, ho
January 29, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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correct!
January 29, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I wish she would've just made it her song. I hate the pac verse
January 29, 2026 at 1:05 AM
I wanna.... BETHEWONNNN
January 29, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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Yall thought being rick rolled was annoying. Bill Clinton audio after waiting hours to download ONE song would have you ready to FLIP SHIT!

Especially, if you needed that last song to make your mix CD to head out! Lol.
January 27, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Will be coming back to this for reactions
January 26, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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There's just something about bald guys with beards 😍
BALD NIGGA
BALD NIGGA
BALD NIGGA
BALD NIGGA
BALD NIGHA
January 24, 2026 at 2:08 PM