Fabio A. Machado
@fmachado.bsky.social
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Vertebrate heads 💀 | South-American biodiversity | Anti-colonialist Assistant professor and curator of vertebrates @ Oklahoma State Ele/he/el
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fmachado.bsky.social
🚨🚨JOB ALERT 🚨🚨
Fresh new position in Comparative Biology at OSU!

We're looking for a comp. biologist, especially those who investigate biomechanics, functional anatomy, neuroanatomy, or morphological development.

Feel free to ask me any questions!
jobs.okstate.edu/jobs/assista...
Assistant Professor of Biology - Stillwater, Oklahoma, United States
Campus OSU-Stillwater Contact Name & Email Dr. Michael Reichert, [email protected] Work Schedule TBD Appointment Length Regular Continuous/Until Further Notice Hiring Range $85,000 - $8...
jobs.okstate.edu
fmachado.bsky.social
I am fascinated by this Mother Horse Eyes story.
fmachado.bsky.social
Good ideas. What about bergmann? I envision just using some kind of metal balls and thermometers but unsure...
fmachado.bsky.social
I want to design a thermal physiology lab for my Mammalogy course. The simplest way would be a bunch of math, but I wonder if anyone has developed a more interactive lab for that
fmachado.bsky.social
more often than not, this is how I feel about AI
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Man, I'm sorry, but reading all these AI generated essays from students, it just sucks all the joy out of everything. It's exhausting, makes you into a weird paranoid cop, grinds you down, wastes your time, makes you feel like shit about everything.

Fuck this shit technology and all its enablers.
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msoares.bsky.social
Brazilian Constitution
worstgirleva.bsky.social
you can make anything stronger by adding the brazilian prefix. jiu-jitsu? brazilian jiu jitsu is stronger. wax shave? brazilian wax shave is more effective. butt lift? brazilian butt lift is hotter. hatsune miku? you already know
fmachado.bsky.social
urg... these guys are really testing our patience
fmachado.bsky.social
since yesterday i cannot use google scholar link to produce bib citations. Has anyone else experienced that on eduroam?
fmachado.bsky.social
that just makes me feel like a fool. Many times I've struggled to conform to those policies...
fmachado.bsky.social
I feel that some papers receive a pass on the "share your data" requirement, even though journals declare their support for open science.

It does not seem to be a case of seniority or nationality. Not sure what it is
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rebeccarhelm.bsky.social
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
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annewhilborn.bsky.social
CA Biology job alert
My unit at the CA Dep of Fish and Wildlife is hiring a permanent position to write 5 year reviews for species listed under the CA Endangered Species Act.
Based in West Sacramento, currently 2x week in office.
I am happy to answer questions
calcareers.ca.gov/CalHrPublic/...
Job Posting: CESA Five-Year Review Coordinator

 
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Department of Fish and Wildlife

JC-493311  -  CESA Five-Year Review Coordinator
ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENTIST 
$4,269.00 - $8,877.00 per Month
New to State candidates will be hired into the minimum salary of the classification or minimum of alternate range when applicable.

Final Filing Date: 10/13/2025
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elinck.bsky.social
I can't help but notice polarization and societal dysfunction have increased since we stopped making websites like this
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cliff.leaninto.it
What's the matter babe you've barely touched your event horizon ribs
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fmachado.bsky.social
Usem protetor solar, amigues
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friedmanlab.bsky.social
Do you like cichlids? Fossils? Fossil cichlids? Would you like to study them as part of a graduate degree at the University of Michigan, joining an NSF-funded project? Get in touch.
Multicolored CT model of a fossil cichlid skeleton. Image credit: Austin Babut (project technician).
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tomopfuku.bsky.social
I am recruiting a PhD student this application cycle to explore questions on the evolution of morphological variation and phylogenetics. I'm especially seeking folks interested in fossil marine inverts. Please reach out to me if interested! Portal opens Nov. 1 eeb.utoronto.ca/education/gr...
Admissions - Ecology & Evolutionary Biology
Resources For More Information Please contact: [email protected]
eeb.utoronto.ca
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linhadotrem.bsky.social
Quantas vezes ouvimos "não vai dar em nada".

Mas deu. E hoje o Brasil dá um exemplo pro mundo (e pra si mesmo).

Essa é pra todo mundo que chorou a perda de entes queridos enquanto esse verme imitava eles morrendo.
bolsonaro de cabeça pra baixo retratado como o verme que é