Am drunk. Life is finally good.
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Am drunk. Life is finally good.
My sedatives wore off at 1am. I fear I may become a liability rather quickly but we ball regardless
November 13, 2025 at 6:10 AM
My sedatives wore off at 1am. I fear I may become a liability rather quickly but we ball regardless
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If I had a nickel for every time a busker unknowingly stopped me from destroying my body, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it's happened twice. Support your local artists people.
October 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
If I had a nickel for every time a busker unknowingly stopped me from destroying my body, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it's happened twice. Support your local artists people.
Me assembling a choir but I don't know the fancy names for vocal ranges
I’ll have five hundred voices of that sound.
September 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Me assembling a choir but I don't know the fancy names for vocal ranges
Fish in a birdcage are doing headline shows with Sparkbird and I can't go because the fucking Atlantic Ocean is in the way. This is going to seriously affect the trout population.
August 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Fish in a birdcage are doing headline shows with Sparkbird and I can't go because the fucking Atlantic Ocean is in the way. This is going to seriously affect the trout population.
Me at spoons when someone says it's their round
pray order it
August 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Me at spoons when someone says it's their round
Gang I get my hearing fixed on Saturday and I am very excited
August 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Gang I get my hearing fixed on Saturday and I am very excited
What the fuck is NASA up to
My lord, they say five moons were seen tonight;
Four fixed, and the fifth did whirl about
The other four in wondrous motion.
Four fixed, and the fifth did whirl about
The other four in wondrous motion.
August 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
What the fuck is NASA up to
My time-blindness is horrific today. Woke up at 11am after downing 7ish units at a party last night and as far as I'm concerned it's still 11am and it's been 11am for the past 3 hours. It's almost 3pm ffs
August 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
My time-blindness is horrific today. Woke up at 11am after downing 7ish units at a party last night and as far as I'm concerned it's still 11am and it's been 11am for the past 3 hours. It's almost 3pm ffs
Me telling the toddlers the crayons are not for eating
Now, masters, draw.
August 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Me telling the toddlers the crayons are not for eating
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I thank my God for my humility.
August 1, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I thank my God for my humility.
i'm currently running on 3 hours sleep and i've been up since 3am. i feel like i'm going through every stage of grief simultaneously. god help anyone who has to interact with me today.
August 5, 2025 at 9:49 AM
i'm currently running on 3 hours sleep and i've been up since 3am. i feel like i'm going through every stage of grief simultaneously. god help anyone who has to interact with me today.
Me as a bouncer when someone's under 18
Alas, this is a child
July 31, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Me as a bouncer when someone's under 18
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But soft! No bedfellow!
July 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
But soft! No bedfellow!
There's a country festival near me that has line dancing tuition included AND I CAN'T GO. criminal.
July 10, 2025 at 11:46 AM
There's a country festival near me that has line dancing tuition included AND I CAN'T GO. criminal.
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Whither go you, George
May 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Whither go you, George
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Currently seeing Shoot From The Hip live. I'm such a whore for good comedy. God bless america. 🦅🦅🦅
May 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Currently seeing Shoot From The Hip live. I'm such a whore for good comedy. God bless america. 🦅🦅🦅
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Corruption in the place!
May 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Corruption in the place!