Ewan Croft
@ewancroft.uk
a mentally unstable british poet and programmer who is unreasonably into werewolves. I water the Yew trees.
I'm on Germ DM 🔑
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I'm on Germ DM 🔑
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happy regular-day to all non-americans
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 PM
happy regular-day to all non-americans
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just did something so dirty and sinful i'm not sure most of you are going to look at me the same way again
(clicked on a twitter link)
(clicked on a twitter link)
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 AM
just did something so dirty and sinful i'm not sure most of you are going to look at me the same way again
(clicked on a twitter link)
(clicked on a twitter link)
so tempted to just put Arch Linux on my college-issued laptop because it literally idles at 100% CPU usage on Windows 11 because of the amount of pre-loaded apps there are.
Alas, I can’t because it’s my college-issued laptop.
Alas, I can’t because it’s my college-issued laptop.
November 27, 2025 at 9:37 AM
so tempted to just put Arch Linux on my college-issued laptop because it literally idles at 100% CPU usage on Windows 11 because of the amount of pre-loaded apps there are.
Alas, I can’t because it’s my college-issued laptop.
Alas, I can’t because it’s my college-issued laptop.
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I love that people go “we have to separate art from the artist” when it comes to companies who say this shit
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I love that people go “we have to separate art from the artist” when it comes to companies who say this shit
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tfw she says "im going to make some soup" so you assume its like a ramen noodle soup or something, but no. shes british. so she actually meant a packet of tomato soup (heinz brand???) and three slices of plain, untoasted bread.
what the fuck
what the fuck
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 AM
tfw she says "im going to make some soup" so you assume its like a ramen noodle soup or something, but no. shes british. so she actually meant a packet of tomato soup (heinz brand???) and three slices of plain, untoasted bread.
what the fuck
what the fuck
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jfc google what the fuck????
November 27, 2025 at 8:16 AM
jfc google what the fuck????
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Here's a little design concept that didn't make it into the product
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Here's a little design concept that didn't make it into the product
I might be awake but god damn, I do not want to be.
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I might be awake but god damn, I do not want to be.
i just sent in my verification request. let's see...
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
i just sent in my verification request. let's see...
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sneak peek of a little atproto app i’ve been working on. it’s called sidetrail
it is for sharing “trails”. a trail is a sequence of stops where you do, learn, or think. a trail feels personal — it is whatever “worked for you”
(this is a mockup with fake data)
it is for sharing “trails”. a trail is a sequence of stops where you do, learn, or think. a trail feels personal — it is whatever “worked for you”
(this is a mockup with fake data)
October 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
sneak peek of a little atproto app i’ve been working on. it’s called sidetrail
it is for sharing “trails”. a trail is a sequence of stops where you do, learn, or think. a trail feels personal — it is whatever “worked for you”
(this is a mockup with fake data)
it is for sharing “trails”. a trail is a sequence of stops where you do, learn, or think. a trail feels personal — it is whatever “worked for you”
(this is a mockup with fake data)
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The new location feature suggested that some influencer accounts are based thousands of miles away from the countries they weigh in on. But X has explained very little about the data and how it works. n.pr/4p1jeoa
X's new location feature sparks controversy, but is the data reliable?
The new location feature suggested that some influencer accounts are based thousands of miles away from the countries they weigh in on. But X has explained very little about the data and how it works.
n.pr
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The new location feature suggested that some influencer accounts are based thousands of miles away from the countries they weigh in on. But X has explained very little about the data and how it works. n.pr/4p1jeoa
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All #EuroskyLive sessions are now available to watch here
vimeo.com/showcase/eur...
featuring @bnewbold.net @robin.berjon.com @erikologic.bsky.social @seabass.bsky.social @mathewlowry.bsky.social
vimeo.com/showcase/eur...
featuring @bnewbold.net @robin.berjon.com @erikologic.bsky.social @seabass.bsky.social @mathewlowry.bsky.social
Eurosky: sovereign European technology
Eurosky is building European infrastructure for the open social web - the foundation that lets startups create safer, fairer social web products and services that users actually control, enabling Euro...
vimeo.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 AM
All #EuroskyLive sessions are now available to watch here
vimeo.com/showcase/eur...
featuring @bnewbold.net @robin.berjon.com @erikologic.bsky.social @seabass.bsky.social @mathewlowry.bsky.social
vimeo.com/showcase/eur...
featuring @bnewbold.net @robin.berjon.com @erikologic.bsky.social @seabass.bsky.social @mathewlowry.bsky.social
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I want to believe that the development team at Google who worked on this YouTube app update actually wrote this.
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I want to believe that the development team at Google who worked on this YouTube app update actually wrote this.
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Is AI making people delusional? Pretty positive they were delusional before coming into contact with any AI.
November 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Is AI making people delusional? Pretty positive they were delusional before coming into contact with any AI.
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Hello hii i wanna say thanks to Bluesky PBC for supporting Red Dwarf with a generous grant
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Hello hii i wanna say thanks to Bluesky PBC for supporting Red Dwarf with a generous grant
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Also want to say thanks to Bluesky for generously supporting @slices.network with some grant funding ☺️
Working on a containerized auto-indexing “AppView in a box” sort of thing I’m hoping will make it easier to get started with #atproto. More updates soon!
Working on a containerized auto-indexing “AppView in a box” sort of thing I’m hoping will make it easier to get started with #atproto. More updates soon!
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Also want to say thanks to Bluesky for generously supporting @slices.network with some grant funding ☺️
Working on a containerized auto-indexing “AppView in a box” sort of thing I’m hoping will make it easier to get started with #atproto. More updates soon!
Working on a containerized auto-indexing “AppView in a box” sort of thing I’m hoping will make it easier to get started with #atproto. More updates soon!
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You will be visited by three spirits.
The three spirits.
The three spirits.
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 AM
You will be visited by three spirits.
The three spirits.
The three spirits.
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i think this is further than any of us who work(ed) on product ever got, so kudos to @natalie.sh
My father-in-law is a software engineer. We looked at building a draggable sorted list together years ago and I asked him what it would cost to build it today. I will never forget his answer...
"We can't, we don't know how...”
"We can't, we don't know how...”
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
i think this is further than any of us who work(ed) on product ever got, so kudos to @natalie.sh
I use Constellation for my engagement stats in my Bluesky post card on my website. I use Slingshot for the literal initialisation of data fetching.
i also received a bluesky grant, for @microcosm.blue
dozens of atproto apps you might know use constellation, for major features like red dwarf, minor ones like leaflet, or as fallback like Blacksky.
dozens of atproto apps you might know use constellation, for major features like red dwarf, minor ones like leaflet, or as fallback like Blacksky.
yup that's officially 10 billion atproto backlinks
indexed by constellation
across every lexicon
that you can query
at constellation.microcosm.blue
indexed by constellation
across every lexicon
that you can query
at constellation.microcosm.blue
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I use Constellation for my engagement stats in my Bluesky post card on my website. I use Slingshot for the literal initialisation of data fetching.