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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 6h

It’s the 859th inning. I no longer recognize myself. I am convinced that I am living in a simulation. T-Mobile park is crumbling. Javy Baez retired in the 802nd inning. AJ Hinch died of natural causes in the 827th.

Werner Herzog is filming a documentary about my life. I beg him to kill me.

SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 6h

It’s the 437th inning of game 5 of the ALDS. I now have a big bushy beard. I have been fired from my job. My family has abandoned me. The Tigers have loaded the bases with no outs for 32 consecutive innings but have not scored a single run.

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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 6h

It’s the 437th inning of game 5 of the ALDS. I now have a big bushy beard. I have been fired from my job. My family has abandoned me. The Tigers have loaded the bases with no outs for 32 consecutive innings but have not scored a single run.

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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 6h

It’s the 437th inning of game 5 of the ALDS. I now have a big bushy beard. I have been fired from my job. My family has abandoned me. The Tigers have loaded the bases with no outs for 32 consecutive innings but have not scored a single run.

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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 6h

This game is going 27 innings isn’t it? #DetroitTigers

SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 7h

This is crazy. You only get so many chances. You can’t squander them.

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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 7h

Hard disagree from this Tigers fan.

SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 7h

Vest and Melton were absolutely filthy tonight out of the bullpen.

Now someone please hit a bomb! Preferably with someone on base. #DetroitTigers

SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 8h

Yeah, he hasn’t been as sharp since the injury.

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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 10h

They’ve got huge government contracts, so of course they’re going to suck up to him.

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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 10h

They’ve got huge government contracts so of course they need to suck up to dear leader.

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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 10h

It’s because Platner is a giant red flag with a face painted on it, Bernie.

Guy Trivago @convolutedname.bsky.social · 1d

I saw this 15 mins ago and I am still laughing

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Guy Trivago @convolutedname.bsky.social · 1d

I saw this 15 mins ago and I am still laughing

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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 10h

No reason at all that Greg can’t hit the pull up bar and show us what he’s made of!

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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 13h

Chuck Schumer actually has a giant red IMPEACH button on his desk and if he pushes it, a giant spring launches Trump into the Potomac.

Sadly, he’s too feckless to use it!

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Don't Fret. It Adores You @seed-corn-thoughts.bsky.social · 14h

This is basically magical thinking. It is the thought process of a small, frightened child who just wants mommy to make the pain stop and is getting angry that she can't.
The issue is that this is a grown adult, not a small child, and also when the Democrats do things it's never good enough.

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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 14h

These folks will line up to vote for any giant red flag with a face painted on it. Full commitment to the “fell for it again” lifestyle.

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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 18h

As long as there was a pending election, Biden’s leverage was weak. That’s why electing Harris was so important. It would have changed the entire dynamic.

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M. Nolan Gray 🥑 @mnolangray.bsky.social · 18h

Ladies and gentlemen, we did it. SB 79 has been signed.

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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 18h

Presenting TPUSA’s “All American Halftime Show!” Featuring:

* Lee Greenwood’s corpse
* Grindr crashes
* The My Pillow Hitler Youth dance ensemble
* Free AR15’s for every child
* Enough filler and Botox to make you ask, “are you sure you don’t support gender affirming care?”

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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 2d

Clout chasers don’t do nuance.

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#DetroitTigers showing signs of life! Javy and Torres both hit bombs as well!

I was starting to think we were toast.

Jason Beck @jasonbeck.bsky.social · 2d

They are no longer booing Riley Greene. Lefty-lefty home run thru the shadows gives Tigers their first lead since Game 1.

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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 2d

Lmao! @washingtonpost.com with some truly egregious “both sides” bullshit here.

I’ll never regret cancelling my subscription to this hot trash publication.

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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 2d

For third time in 3 years my 9 yo son has received Student of the Month for kindness/empathy and I am very proud!

That is all.

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Jeff Fecke @jkfecke.bsky.social · 3d

If your reaction to Chuck doing exactly what you said want him to do is to dunk on Chuck then just admit you're more interested in attacking Democrats than Fascists and become a Republican already.

Chuck Schumer @schumer.senate.gov · 3d

The government is shut down because Trump and the Republicans are hellbent on taking health care away from you.

And they won’t even come to the table to talk to us about it.

This is not about politics. It's about people.

Let’s break it down:

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