Mr Synaptic Bandwidth
@frass.bsky.social
Earth's most lugubrious simpleton
There is nothing in the world I am capable of doing low to mid diff
February 13, 2026 at 3:28 AM
There is nothing in the world I am capable of doing low to mid diff
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MFs like, Epstein wasn't running an international prostitution and sex trafficking ring!! Show me the client list! No, the girls were complimentary, on the house! No cash changed hands for sex so it doesn't count as trafficking! It was just party favors, like Charles Manson, so its legal and normal!
February 11, 2026 at 11:47 PM
MFs like, Epstein wasn't running an international prostitution and sex trafficking ring!! Show me the client list! No, the girls were complimentary, on the house! No cash changed hands for sex so it doesn't count as trafficking! It was just party favors, like Charles Manson, so its legal and normal!
Been seeing a lot of newly wrapped small business contractor utility vans lately, all with the same horrid AI slop type logo design. Plumbing, hvac, flooring, etc, and while they're all seperate LLCs, it gives the uniform impression that the vans are all owned by the same awful lazy AI slop company.
February 11, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Been seeing a lot of newly wrapped small business contractor utility vans lately, all with the same horrid AI slop type logo design. Plumbing, hvac, flooring, etc, and while they're all seperate LLCs, it gives the uniform impression that the vans are all owned by the same awful lazy AI slop company.
I got the wing hat
February 11, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I got the wing hat
Coworker telling me about moonlighting as a freelance life insurance salesman, talking about sliding commision scales and buying leads from his upline. I think its beautiful that every single thing on earth is rife with increasingly baroque scams and cons with such artful and unique flourishes
February 9, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Coworker telling me about moonlighting as a freelance life insurance salesman, talking about sliding commision scales and buying leads from his upline. I think its beautiful that every single thing on earth is rife with increasingly baroque scams and cons with such artful and unique flourishes
The neighborhood starlings, like the ignoble waxwing, crowd around the chimney heat, huffing carbon monoxide exhaust until they pass out and fall in, where they quickly wake up and work their way through the perilous water heater ducts, where they escape to terrorize my wife and cats
February 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM
The neighborhood starlings, like the ignoble waxwing, crowd around the chimney heat, huffing carbon monoxide exhaust until they pass out and fall in, where they quickly wake up and work their way through the perilous water heater ducts, where they escape to terrorize my wife and cats
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Trumps just crashing the bitcoin to distract from shutting down the kennedy center
February 6, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Trumps just crashing the bitcoin to distract from shutting down the kennedy center
Tiktok and youtube influencer culture is just, probono shilling. All ad blocks and no programming. They don't even get paid by the brands, it's just a cargo cult of qvc and hsn commercial worshippers. The natives ritualistically selling eachother rocks and sticks in the barren wastelands
February 5, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Tiktok and youtube influencer culture is just, probono shilling. All ad blocks and no programming. They don't even get paid by the brands, it's just a cargo cult of qvc and hsn commercial worshippers. The natives ritualistically selling eachother rocks and sticks in the barren wastelands
It's easy to trace the line of causal logic from Epstein to 4chan and the destabilization and collapse of the public state so the hyenas can pick it clean, but don't forget thats been the prime American conservative project since even before the new deal
February 5, 2026 at 8:34 PM
It's easy to trace the line of causal logic from Epstein to 4chan and the destabilization and collapse of the public state so the hyenas can pick it clean, but don't forget thats been the prime American conservative project since even before the new deal
I read the other day some weird resist lib saying not to be histrionic and that Trump wasn't going to send his goons to bust up the polls and then immediately I see the Banon quote where he says yes of course ICE will be there with their guns and face scanners
February 5, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I read the other day some weird resist lib saying not to be histrionic and that Trump wasn't going to send his goons to bust up the polls and then immediately I see the Banon quote where he says yes of course ICE will be there with their guns and face scanners
Chomsky: So according to theory anyway, those are the arbitary distinctions inflicted on the labor class by the top of the heirarchy in order to isolate alienate and control them to keep them from effectuating class awareness and solidarity.
Epstein: great idea I will hav= my people lopk into it
Epstein: great idea I will hav= my people lopk into it
February 3, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Chomsky: So according to theory anyway, those are the arbitary distinctions inflicted on the labor class by the top of the heirarchy in order to isolate alienate and control them to keep them from effectuating class awareness and solidarity.
Epstein: great idea I will hav= my people lopk into it
Epstein: great idea I will hav= my people lopk into it
100 million percent Epstein would have given himself AI psychosis by typing stuff like "how could man kind be the ultradimenial supermiined from 4D perspective, can single human being achieve perfect omniscience of full temporal reality outside of the bounds of time" into chatgpt
February 1, 2026 at 12:20 AM
100 million percent Epstein would have given himself AI psychosis by typing stuff like "how could man kind be the ultradimenial supermiined from 4D perspective, can single human being achieve perfect omniscience of full temporal reality outside of the bounds of time" into chatgpt
Musk was just there for the zipline
January 31, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Musk was just there for the zipline
Surge pricing on tokenized IndulgenceCoin, purchasable at any major online sin-offset credit broker and redeemable at any in network Charlie Kirk! brand megachurch
January 30, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Surge pricing on tokenized IndulgenceCoin, purchasable at any major online sin-offset credit broker and redeemable at any in network Charlie Kirk! brand megachurch
The MBAs have broken corporate containment to apply their management expertise to the public at large. Aren't consumers essentially a kind of employee of the investment holdings they patronize? Its more overhead to cut and rightsize, more efficiencies to engineer into our vertical integration stack.
January 30, 2026 at 4:42 PM
The MBAs have broken corporate containment to apply their management expertise to the public at large. Aren't consumers essentially a kind of employee of the investment holdings they patronize? Its more overhead to cut and rightsize, more efficiencies to engineer into our vertical integration stack.
I have been invited to the Mithras Symposium in Luxembourg to give a lecture about, how in order for mankind to evolve we need to inflict an extinction event upon ourselves. There is a wart on my nose the size of a marble and a visible cum stain on my black t-shirt. I have 14 million dollars.
January 30, 2026 at 4:16 AM
I have been invited to the Mithras Symposium in Luxembourg to give a lecture about, how in order for mankind to evolve we need to inflict an extinction event upon ourselves. There is a wart on my nose the size of a marble and a visible cum stain on my black t-shirt. I have 14 million dollars.
I don't watch films. Every day after my shift at the Amazon Smiles Center I come home and listen to 9 hours of vods of the Historical Masculinity Realist telling me to buy AI backed Silver Coin (TM) until I start shrieking and shrieking and the neighbors start banging on my floor with a broomstick
January 30, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I don't watch films. Every day after my shift at the Amazon Smiles Center I come home and listen to 9 hours of vods of the Historical Masculinity Realist telling me to buy AI backed Silver Coin (TM) until I start shrieking and shrieking and the neighbors start banging on my floor with a broomstick
Lobotomize every moron in middle America and seize their property! You know, for national security! And by nation I mean my sovereign clade of Atlantean fish men and our slaves that live in a subterranean volcano island fortress that we got from an interpol police auction in the 70s.
January 30, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Lobotomize every moron in middle America and seize their property! You know, for national security! And by nation I mean my sovereign clade of Atlantean fish men and our slaves that live in a subterranean volcano island fortress that we got from an interpol police auction in the 70s.
I heard the invading helicopter used the Perfect Dark laptop gun, Winter Soldier movie style to go into RDR2 dead eye mode and drop all the guards in Venezuela with headshots in seconds after they used the Rimworld Vertigo Pulse psycast on them :(
January 30, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I heard the invading helicopter used the Perfect Dark laptop gun, Winter Soldier movie style to go into RDR2 dead eye mode and drop all the guards in Venezuela with headshots in seconds after they used the Rimworld Vertigo Pulse psycast on them :(
We need to accelerate our research and development on weapons platforms and technologies that can monitor and exterminate every human being on the planet at once. No, not as a deterrent. The technology will cause an ecosystem collapse and lead to civilizational ruin and extinction? Yes, that's fine.
January 30, 2026 at 2:12 AM
We need to accelerate our research and development on weapons platforms and technologies that can monitor and exterminate every human being on the planet at once. No, not as a deterrent. The technology will cause an ecosystem collapse and lead to civilizational ruin and extinction? Yes, that's fine.
When Cuba falls into anarchy like Haiti and roving gangs (armed by us) start killing everybody on the island, it's going to be breathtaking watching the congressional dems back Trump that the regime change needed to happen to protect freedom in the hemisphere
January 30, 2026 at 2:02 AM
When Cuba falls into anarchy like Haiti and roving gangs (armed by us) start killing everybody on the island, it's going to be breathtaking watching the congressional dems back Trump that the regime change needed to happen to protect freedom in the hemisphere
They warned me i'd get tired and weak as I got older but I feel like I got the short end of the stick here
January 29, 2026 at 11:30 PM
They warned me i'd get tired and weak as I got older but I feel like I got the short end of the stick here