Mr Synaptic Bandwidth
@frass.bsky.social
Earth's most lugubrious simpleton
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I'm sleazy Larry Flynt in that I think its a slippery slope to legally prosecute deepfake revenge porn as the real thing, even csam, but Musk should still be hung in the town square for encouraging and selling access to a computer that can crank out TBs of it every day
January 7, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I'm sleazy Larry Flynt in that I think its a slippery slope to legally prosecute deepfake revenge porn as the real thing, even csam, but Musk should still be hung in the town square for encouraging and selling access to a computer that can crank out TBs of it every day
Dropshipping agentic access to chatgpt, call it an MLLLMM
January 7, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Dropshipping agentic access to chatgpt, call it an MLLLMM
We're supposed to hate Maduro for suspending democracy to maintain his seat as strongman dictator, but when the opposition party was saying in plain spanish that they planned to dismantle all public works and literally sell the country out to the Americans, it was probably the only virtuous choice
January 7, 2026 at 12:57 PM
We're supposed to hate Maduro for suspending democracy to maintain his seat as strongman dictator, but when the opposition party was saying in plain spanish that they planned to dismantle all public works and literally sell the country out to the Americans, it was probably the only virtuous choice
Waking up in the middle of thr night sweating, immediate zzz thought is "Aaaa the led street light outside our window is raising the temperature of the room because we forgot to close the blinds!!!"
January 6, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Waking up in the middle of thr night sweating, immediate zzz thought is "Aaaa the led street light outside our window is raising the temperature of the room because we forgot to close the blinds!!!"
Did they get the shortest cops to pose with Maduro on purpose to make him look like Ed Kemper or is that just how short the average cops are these days?
January 5, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Did they get the shortest cops to pose with Maduro on purpose to make him look like Ed Kemper or is that just how short the average cops are these days?
The Peter Principle, that everyone rises to their level of incompetence in a corporation, is insane propaganda for the idea that a business is a meritocracy and that the heirarchy of management is otherwise skills based, which is obviously false to anyone who has spent even one minute inside one
January 4, 2026 at 2:17 PM
The Peter Principle, that everyone rises to their level of incompetence in a corporation, is insane propaganda for the idea that a business is a meritocracy and that the heirarchy of management is otherwise skills based, which is obviously false to anyone who has spent even one minute inside one
The Three Stooges have been arrested and charged with seditious Wrecking for the undermining of labor productivity, and sent to the Gulag, with the other bolsheviks
January 4, 2026 at 1:56 PM
The Three Stooges have been arrested and charged with seditious Wrecking for the undermining of labor productivity, and sent to the Gulag, with the other bolsheviks
Trump told his doctors to put Scott Adams in the med bed to save him but they don't work when you're vaxxed
January 2, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Trump told his doctors to put Scott Adams in the med bed to save him but they don't work when you're vaxxed
I'm not going to learn how to illustrate in a year, obviously, but my 2026 rezzo is to finally start putting in the practice hours
January 2, 2026 at 3:50 AM
I'm not going to learn how to illustrate in a year, obviously, but my 2026 rezzo is to finally start putting in the practice hours
my Special Interest is having all my devices charged to 100% at all times
January 2, 2026 at 1:29 AM
my Special Interest is having all my devices charged to 100% at all times
Dingbats like to cry wolf about the AI search engine developing sapience and doing a colossus the forbin project on all the online defense systems to enslave and eradicate us, while ignoring the tech grifters actually trying to access all the online defense systems to enslave and eradicate us
December 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Dingbats like to cry wolf about the AI search engine developing sapience and doing a colossus the forbin project on all the online defense systems to enslave and eradicate us, while ignoring the tech grifters actually trying to access all the online defense systems to enslave and eradicate us
G. Gordon Shumway
December 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
G. Gordon Shumway
The delusional and paranoid deer, who believes he is always facing down the headlights of an oncoming car no matter where he is, is permanently rigid and paralyzed with terror even safe in the solitude of the deep woods
December 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The delusional and paranoid deer, who believes he is always facing down the headlights of an oncoming car no matter where he is, is permanently rigid and paralyzed with terror even safe in the solitude of the deep woods
If anything, Chomsky's indiscretions are his best argument that strong centralized government is bad because absolute power corrupts absolutely. He practiced what he preached. First hand experience being slutted out by the literal international capitalist elite.
December 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
If anything, Chomsky's indiscretions are his best argument that strong centralized government is bad because absolute power corrupts absolutely. He practiced what he preached. First hand experience being slutted out by the literal international capitalist elite.
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The introduction of the internet was a temporary freedom from the canonical hours of the tv guide channel, but now we've returned to clock slavery with a schedule of canonical minutes, a frequency of canonical seconds if the algorithm so determines its time to synchronize our feeds with sponcon
December 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The introduction of the internet was a temporary freedom from the canonical hours of the tv guide channel, but now we've returned to clock slavery with a schedule of canonical minutes, a frequency of canonical seconds if the algorithm so determines its time to synchronize our feeds with sponcon
Elon Musk's Twitter
Eventually, the chickens were able to drive a wedge between Farmer Bob and Lulu.
December 3, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Elon Musk's Twitter
John Gast's 'American Progress' painting but it's Mr Beast in the glowing robes, behind him are 5G towers, parking lot flock cameras, amazon warehouses and OpenAI data centers, wildfires, drones and uber eats drivers, etc. On the left, the primative fleeing for the shadows, is me specifically
December 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
John Gast's 'American Progress' painting but it's Mr Beast in the glowing robes, behind him are 5G towers, parking lot flock cameras, amazon warehouses and OpenAI data centers, wildfires, drones and uber eats drivers, etc. On the left, the primative fleeing for the shadows, is me specifically
Mork from Ork was an ancient alien astronaut and secretly part of the Nanu-Nanunnaki
December 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Mork from Ork was an ancient alien astronaut and secretly part of the Nanu-Nanunnaki
Steve Ballmer voice: Managers! Managers! Managers! Managers! Managers! Managers!
December 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Steve Ballmer voice: Managers! Managers! Managers! Managers! Managers! Managers!
Abundance! No ceiling! Managerial jobs for anyone who wants them! We're entering a new era of prosperity! 10 managers for every worker! Productivity will be through the roof!! A golden age for managers, we will uplift the middle class, there's enough management positions for everyone!
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Abundance! No ceiling! Managerial jobs for anyone who wants them! We're entering a new era of prosperity! 10 managers for every worker! Productivity will be through the roof!! A golden age for managers, we will uplift the middle class, there's enough management positions for everyone!
Every single supporting character in Shadow Ticket is like "You best start believing in [1930s] stories, McTaggart.... You're in one!"
December 1, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Every single supporting character in Shadow Ticket is like "You best start believing in [1930s] stories, McTaggart.... You're in one!"
Sheepishly raising my hand at the board meeting like, gentlemen, what if we've had enough revenue growth?
November 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Sheepishly raising my hand at the board meeting like, gentlemen, what if we've had enough revenue growth?