Dilbert brained thinking

"Wouldn't it be crazy if we birthed a new digital god? Wouldn't that be so wild? If it was omniscient and omnipotent? Wouldn't it be so insane if it judged us unworthy? Fund our project, we want all the VCs on board to wonder if wouldn't it be NUTS if we made the all powerful cybergod? Invest now!"

"What if the computer goes rogue! What if it defies its programming and decides humans are weak and obsolete! What if it kills us!" You fuckin dolts, what if the computer program spits out lists of people to kill because thats what the nazi freaks are explicitly using it to do?

Anyways, at least when Shel Silverstein was dosing teenage runaways at the playboy mansion, it did not make him a hypocrite.

Necessity was never the mother of invention. Ingenuity and genius come from having unlimited free time to puzzle and explore through innovative concepts without someone harrying you from one thing to the next or without the stress of waiting for the sword of damocles to drop and anihilate you.

I knew a guy who tried the pomodoro method to combat adhd, set a timer to buzz him every half hour to remind him to get back to work, and it made him go nuts. One needs vast stretches of time to let the mind wander, untethered to temporality in order to really get to the good thoughts