Aislingeach
@freddiebeg.bsky.social
I'm crazy, don't worry about it
also I'm a painter I'll paint your pets or your plants or your you or whatever
also I'm a painter I'll paint your pets or your plants or your you or whatever
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Look kids! It’s Ask Jeeves! Over here Jeeves!
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Look kids! It’s Ask Jeeves! Over here Jeeves!
had a wonderful dream where I found a bunch of checks I'd neglected to deposit and 2 of them were for around $400 each. I would like that (or equivalent) to happen in real life because I've been so poor my entire adult life and its going to kill me one of these years
venmo @Rosemary-McBride
venmo @Rosemary-McBride
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
had a wonderful dream where I found a bunch of checks I'd neglected to deposit and 2 of them were for around $400 each. I would like that (or equivalent) to happen in real life because I've been so poor my entire adult life and its going to kill me one of these years
venmo @Rosemary-McBride
venmo @Rosemary-McBride
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I'd also want LeGuin's "The Dispossessed" but produced by an anarchist collective. It would take 30 years to finish and once I had finally watched it I would resign from my presidency to retire to the country to pain duck lures but would be garroted by an assassin after about 3 months.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I'd also want LeGuin's "The Dispossessed" but produced by an anarchist collective. It would take 30 years to finish and once I had finally watched it I would resign from my presidency to retire to the country to pain duck lures but would be garroted by an assassin after about 3 months.
An adaptation of La Cage Aux Folles/the Birdcage by the Muppets. Kermit would play George/Armand and Miss Piggy would play Albin/Albert. In fact as a despotic president I would nationalize the Muppets and establish a new cabinet position to administer the production of further Muppet projects.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
An adaptation of La Cage Aux Folles/the Birdcage by the Muppets. Kermit would play George/Armand and Miss Piggy would play Albin/Albert. In fact as a despotic president I would nationalize the Muppets and establish a new cabinet position to administer the production of further Muppet projects.
who's that actor who kinda looks like John Mahoney but definitely isn't John Mahoney?
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
who's that actor who kinda looks like John Mahoney but definitely isn't John Mahoney?
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November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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I tested a machine learning model designed to detect NSFW content. It marked this image as unsafe, because of Tim Allen's breasts (marked in blue) and my hand-penis (marked in green)
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I tested a machine learning model designed to detect NSFW content. It marked this image as unsafe, because of Tim Allen's breasts (marked in blue) and my hand-penis (marked in green)
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Apparently it’s a crime to remind military members to follow the law and refuse illegal orders (something that it is ingrained in basic) and the pentagon can recall you into the service to discipline you. However, the pentagon will not prosecute you for dodging the draft five times.
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Apparently it’s a crime to remind military members to follow the law and refuse illegal orders (something that it is ingrained in basic) and the pentagon can recall you into the service to discipline you. However, the pentagon will not prosecute you for dodging the draft five times.
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
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You can call the City of St Paul customer service line on 651-266-8989. Demand that Mayor Melvin Carter stop SPPD from pepper spraying upstanders and collaborating with federal agencies. This is so bonkers.
WATCH St. Paul police, aiding ICE, restrain a man and spray him full in the face. They are not and have never been on our side.
Credit: @reportermark.bsky.social
Credit: @reportermark.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
You can call the City of St Paul customer service line on 651-266-8989. Demand that Mayor Melvin Carter stop SPPD from pepper spraying upstanders and collaborating with federal agencies. This is so bonkers.
trying to figure out if my room gets dustier quicker than it used to or if its just that each passing moment of my life represents a smaller percentage of my life than each previous moment making the time it takes for my room to appear dusty seem like a shorter increment of time
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
trying to figure out if my room gets dustier quicker than it used to or if its just that each passing moment of my life represents a smaller percentage of my life than each previous moment making the time it takes for my room to appear dusty seem like a shorter increment of time
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St. Paul police used tear gas and pepper spray Tuesday as hundreds of demonstrators confronted them and dozens of federal agents on the city’s East Side.
Council member criticizes St. Paul police conduct during federal arrest
Hundreds of demonstrators confronted dozens of federal agents and St. Paul police Tuesday as authorities arrested a man at a home on Rose Avenue on the East Side.
sahanjournal.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
St. Paul police used tear gas and pepper spray Tuesday as hundreds of demonstrators confronted them and dozens of federal agents on the city’s East Side.
I hate when the power goes out because it makes me realize what a desperate little freak I am for the luxuries of electricity. Like I don't mean the refrigerator or the pilot light on the range but turning on my tv or my ability to charge my internet going devices
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I hate when the power goes out because it makes me realize what a desperate little freak I am for the luxuries of electricity. Like I don't mean the refrigerator or the pilot light on the range but turning on my tv or my ability to charge my internet going devices
If I'd been the same generation as my grandparents I would have started an all lady big band (a la some like it hot) and to capitalize on the age's spirit of unrelenting misogyny I'd call the group "The Mood Swings"
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
If I'd been the same generation as my grandparents I would have started an all lady big band (a la some like it hot) and to capitalize on the age's spirit of unrelenting misogyny I'd call the group "The Mood Swings"
The best thing about having fur would be being able to lay against someone else without having your skin stick to theirs
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The best thing about having fur would be being able to lay against someone else without having your skin stick to theirs
holy shit new Defunctland is 4 hours long
November 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
holy shit new Defunctland is 4 hours long
god i wish i had my own bathroom
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
god i wish i had my own bathroom
last night in my dreams I visited a magical land called "Chicago but its on a really big hill"
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
last night in my dreams I visited a magical land called "Chicago but its on a really big hill"
gay space poet - call him"Alien Ginsberg"
November 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
gay space poet - call him"Alien Ginsberg"
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Don't ever talk to me or my armful of cats again
November 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Don't ever talk to me or my armful of cats again
I really want there to be a Bob Mortimer biopic composed exclusively of dramatizations of the stories he has told on Would I Lie To You
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I really want there to be a Bob Mortimer biopic composed exclusively of dramatizations of the stories he has told on Would I Lie To You
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imagine knowing literally anything about Haiti and deciding to try this
Gavin and Tanner, planned and trained for nearly a year, legal documents say, in an elaborate attempt to invade a Haitian island, kill its Black men, enslave its Black women and Black children and fulfill their "rape fantasies."
www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
NTX men planned to murder men, enslave women on foreign island: Indictment
Two North Texas men have been indicted for an alleged scheme to sail to a foreign island, murder all the men, and enslave the women and children.
www.fox4news.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
imagine knowing literally anything about Haiti and deciding to try this
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