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I guess whoever wrote this headline assumes NPR has an infinite amount of Bob Ross paintings to auction off and continue their funding
freelanceastronaut.bsky.social
OF COURSE he relied on "you're supposed to be the party of peace" bs. they all do, bc they're all cowards
freelanceastronaut.bsky.social
are we supposed to convince our local tv station to NOT be owned by Sinclair anymore? how do we do that
freelanceastronaut.bsky.social
-“and now for a moment of silence for Charlie Kirk”
-drunk 20yo “BOOBS!”
-“they’re booing him call the cops!”
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meredithshiner.com
My dad first signed up for Twitter to follow live sports and he’s a freak about U of I. One day he said to me “Twitter is abuzz about Illini golf,” and I was like dude you only follow Illini sports accounts. And that’s how every reporter feels Charlie Kirk was the most important person in the world.
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stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social
Keep picturing Patel dropping the casings in terror after reading “if you read this youre gay”
freelanceastronaut.bsky.social
new Records & Riffs episode on the way!?

Hayley Williams
Jim James (MMJ didn't get traction until early 2000)
Matty Healy keeps 1975 interesting whether you like them or not
Nathaniel Rateliff
Brittany Howard
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ddayen.bsky.social
Holy crap, NYT let Charles Munger Jr. write an op-ed opposing the California redistricting without disclosing that he's FUNDING the opposition to the California redistricting. I have 4 mailers he paid for in my house right now and that's just the beginning.
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/02/o...
Opinion | Do Not Re-Gerrymander California
If Democrats gerrymander California, they will lose the moral high ground.
www.nytimes.com
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aftashok.blacksky.app
Mans took off that jacket and shit CHANGED!
freelanceastronaut.bsky.social
we just want spellcheck to work again
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sifill.bsky.social
The only thing I can say about this paragraph is read it. Sit with it. Read it again. @michaelharriot.bsky.social
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lol exactly how you imagine Kevin Trager looks reading this article
freelanceastronaut.bsky.social
I don't think it will be up to Louisville, unfortunately
freelanceastronaut.bsky.social
what do his player props look like
freelanceastronaut.bsky.social
what's their rotisserie chicken situation?
freelanceastronaut.bsky.social
"butt stuff" on every rent check last time I had a roommate. Mateer needs to grow up lol
freelanceastronaut.bsky.social
would you rather lay off 1000 or 3200?
freelanceastronaut.bsky.social
oh great now we'll never get that NBA team
freelanceastronaut.bsky.social
rock bands are just ACC football teams at this point
freelanceastronaut.bsky.social
just keep Mayor Greenburg away from that guy