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My corgi’s name is Oliver Chicken-Elizabeth-Nugget Tater-Tot Jones, the First of His Name, Ruler of His Domain, Terror of Land and Sea. He lives up to it.
My corgi’s name is Oliver Chicken-Elizabeth-Nugget Tater-Tot Jones, the First of His Name, Ruler of His Domain, Terror of Land and Sea. He lives up to it.
One of these is edible, the rest are poisonous. Which would you pick?
August 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
One of these is edible, the rest are poisonous. Which would you pick?
You ever hate someone so much you posthumously turn them into fireworks?
May 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
You ever hate someone so much you posthumously turn them into fireworks?
Hey, guess what?
Mannequin butt.
Mannequin butt.
May 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Hey, guess what?
Mannequin butt.
Mannequin butt.
Thirsty? No. Unhinged in the presence of a hose? Yep.
May 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Thirsty? No. Unhinged in the presence of a hose? Yep.
He sleeps HARD after I take him on a bike ride.
April 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
He sleeps HARD after I take him on a bike ride.
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Pop quiz: People are saying the kid says “you’re not the president you need to go away” — do y’all hear it too?
February 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Pop quiz: People are saying the kid says “you’re not the president you need to go away” — do y’all hear it too?
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Trans rights are unalienable human rights.
January 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Trans rights are unalienable human rights.
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Your skeleton is just a gift that time slowly unwraps.
October 21, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Your skeleton is just a gift that time slowly unwraps.
@stephenking.bsky.social I was told you like corgis. As caretaker to the loud potato that rules my house, I happened to have these lying around.
January 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
@stephenking.bsky.social I was told you like corgis. As caretaker to the loud potato that rules my house, I happened to have these lying around.
Shit’s so wrong that even our food knows things are messed up.
January 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Shit’s so wrong that even our food knows things are messed up.
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Make queers and communists atheist again
January 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Make queers and communists atheist again
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NOW: More than 98% of #Costco shareholders have just rejected an anti-DEI measure
The attempt to force Costco to audit their #DEI work was by an anti-inclusion lobby group:
"The proponent's broader agenda is not reducing risk for the Company but abolition of diversity initiatives." - Costco Board
The attempt to force Costco to audit their #DEI work was by an anti-inclusion lobby group:
"The proponent's broader agenda is not reducing risk for the Company but abolition of diversity initiatives." - Costco Board
January 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Has anyone else been looking hard at their lamp in the last few days?
January 24, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Has anyone else been looking hard at their lamp in the last few days?
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needed this & I bet you do too
January 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
needed this & I bet you do too
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If it feels like a trap, you’re already in one.
January 30, 2024 at 8:00 PM
If it feels like a trap, you’re already in one.
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Not allowing yourself to be sad because things could be worse is the same logic as not allowing yourself to be happy because things could be better.
Also known as depression.
Also known as depression.
July 12, 2023 at 1:05 PM
Not allowing yourself to be sad because things could be worse is the same logic as not allowing yourself to be happy because things could be better.
Also known as depression.
Also known as depression.
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Any room can be a panic room if you ask me a question I wasn’t expected and then wait a second.
August 9, 2023 at 1:06 AM
Any room can be a panic room if you ask me a question I wasn’t expected and then wait a second.
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Wanna start a cult?
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#supportartists #art #newartaccount #digitalartist
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July 27, 2023 at 11:46 PM
Wanna start a cult?
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If it feels like a trap, you’re already in one.
January 30, 2024 at 8:00 PM
If it feels like a trap, you’re already in one.
Here. 🍏
Now throw it harder this time, that rude doctor is feckin back again
Now throw it harder this time, that rude doctor is feckin back again
January 9, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Here. 🍏
Now throw it harder this time, that rude doctor is feckin back again
Now throw it harder this time, that rude doctor is feckin back again
