when you find your dads old karate pants in a box in the attic and just gotta try them on
January 4, 2026 at 9:42 PM
when you find your dads old karate pants in a box in the attic and just gotta try them on
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Everyone at the party was hyped when I showed up and it felt good but later I found out the bene gesserit had already been here for thousands of years seeding the myth of the “crazy ass white boy “
January 4, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Everyone at the party was hyped when I showed up and it felt good but later I found out the bene gesserit had already been here for thousands of years seeding the myth of the “crazy ass white boy “
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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pursuant to new york city executive order 2, section 2
(extremely “opalite” voice)
oh my god
frisbee is a special puppy dog
he’s so sweet and he’s so nice
love this boy my whole dang life
oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh
(extremely “opalite” voice)
oh my god
frisbee is a special puppy dog
he’s so sweet and he’s so nice
love this boy my whole dang life
oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh
January 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
pursuant to new york city executive order 2, section 2
(extremely “opalite” voice)
oh my god
frisbee is a special puppy dog
he’s so sweet and he’s so nice
love this boy my whole dang life
oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh
(extremely “opalite” voice)
oh my god
frisbee is a special puppy dog
he’s so sweet and he’s so nice
love this boy my whole dang life
oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh
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🤌🤌🤌
Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
January 2, 2026 at 2:40 PM
🤌🤌🤌
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January 1, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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i can hear the computer voice guy saying “double dribble” when you turn the game on with the same perfect clarity i can remember the guy saying “blades of steel”
December 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
i can hear the computer voice guy saying “double dribble” when you turn the game on with the same perfect clarity i can remember the guy saying “blades of steel”
it just goes tbh
December 31, 2025 at 3:36 PM
it just goes tbh
my most listened to track of 2025 youtu.be/a9_tUT6Ajyc?...
Viagra Boys - Man Made of Meat
YouTube video by David Dean Burkhart
youtu.be
December 31, 2025 at 3:35 PM
my most listened to track of 2025 youtu.be/a9_tUT6Ajyc?...
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mike f on how one of his accounts got nuked
rip homniegh see u on the other side
rip homniegh see u on the other side
December 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
mike f on how one of his accounts got nuked
rip homniegh see u on the other side
rip homniegh see u on the other side
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Oh man how could I forget this one
December 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Oh man how could I forget this one
depending on the size cutoff….toledo
December 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
depending on the size cutoff….toledo
filling the role of “crazy uncle jeff” to my friends’ kids is a responsibility i take very seriously
December 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
filling the role of “crazy uncle jeff” to my friends’ kids is a responsibility i take very seriously
i’ve never seen a dog saying “sup” with their body language stronger than in this image nice work sup pup
December 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
i’ve never seen a dog saying “sup” with their body language stronger than in this image nice work sup pup
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you should never keep a baseball bat to defend against home invasions. because what if the guy breaking in has a baseball. you're just going to end up trying to hit that instead
November 15, 2024 at 2:51 AM
you should never keep a baseball bat to defend against home invasions. because what if the guy breaking in has a baseball. you're just going to end up trying to hit that instead
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You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
August 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
i got
soup tickets to paradise
soup tickets to paradise
December 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i got
soup tickets to paradise
soup tickets to paradise
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Alexa play Alanis Morissette “You Learn”
December 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Alexa play Alanis Morissette “You Learn”
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