robert shredford
@fruitsbat.bsky.social
remy. old enough. i should be writing
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I talk too much but I like to think that it’s part of my charm
didn’t have a girlhood in a lavender glitter gel pen way but more in a “I have been spoken down to about my emotions and my point of view since the day I was born” way
February 17, 2026 at 1:51 AM
didn’t have a girlhood in a lavender glitter gel pen way but more in a “I have been spoken down to about my emotions and my point of view since the day I was born” way
if i die and anyone puts my digital everything into an ai to "grieve" me:
1) then you never understood me
2) i will haunt you
3) i hope it shorts out and you hear way more about lesbian chemsex than you were ever ready to hear about in the first place
1) then you never understood me
2) i will haunt you
3) i hope it shorts out and you hear way more about lesbian chemsex than you were ever ready to hear about in the first place
February 17, 2026 at 12:40 AM
if i die and anyone puts my digital everything into an ai to "grieve" me:
1) then you never understood me
2) i will haunt you
3) i hope it shorts out and you hear way more about lesbian chemsex than you were ever ready to hear about in the first place
1) then you never understood me
2) i will haunt you
3) i hope it shorts out and you hear way more about lesbian chemsex than you were ever ready to hear about in the first place
if they actually gave a shit about winning, they'd get newsom to run as a republican and split the republican vote. but they don't actually care about winning because it's easier to fundraise when you can pretend that you're the resistance party.
February 16, 2026 at 11:22 PM
if they actually gave a shit about winning, they'd get newsom to run as a republican and split the republican vote. but they don't actually care about winning because it's easier to fundraise when you can pretend that you're the resistance party.
we put down a deposit 🥰
nans test driving a few cars this upcoming week and if I can pull this off maybe we will have a car by the end of the month and wouldn’t that be fantastic
February 16, 2026 at 6:02 PM
we put down a deposit 🥰
vegetarians be like “I’m making pieces alfredo”
February 16, 2026 at 8:40 AM
vegetarians be like “I’m making pieces alfredo”
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i understand why people began to talk about “representation” and that all intentions came from the right place but i think it has been bad for virtually every conversation about diversity in fiction and popular culture because it oversimplifies everything and flattens all other critique
February 13, 2026 at 10:22 PM
i understand why people began to talk about “representation” and that all intentions came from the right place but i think it has been bad for virtually every conversation about diversity in fiction and popular culture because it oversimplifies everything and flattens all other critique
i'm not good at titles if i'm not allowed to be whimsical with it so none of my dissertation chapters have titles yet either
February 14, 2026 at 5:59 PM
i'm not good at titles if i'm not allowed to be whimsical with it so none of my dissertation chapters have titles yet either
I don’t have a driver’s license so I’ve taken to showing my weed card for ID. immediate response of complete fascination
February 14, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I don’t have a driver’s license so I’ve taken to showing my weed card for ID. immediate response of complete fascination
only mexican spot here that had it on the menu in the first place has stopped serving chicken mole. mourning like a sailor’s wife rn
February 14, 2026 at 2:32 AM
only mexican spot here that had it on the menu in the first place has stopped serving chicken mole. mourning like a sailor’s wife rn
every day I’m like ‘let’s not make dorky and kind of moralistic political posts that any sane person would agree with’ and every day someone gives me a reason to have to write something like ‘no, you do not in fact have to hand it to andrea dworkin’
February 14, 2026 at 12:22 AM
every day I’m like ‘let’s not make dorky and kind of moralistic political posts that any sane person would agree with’ and every day someone gives me a reason to have to write something like ‘no, you do not in fact have to hand it to andrea dworkin’
one time this dude was suicide baiting me on twitter and out of curiosity i clicked on the carrd in his bio and it had this disclaimer like "im autistic so i can be blunt sometimes fyi" and well. i suppose
February 14, 2026 at 12:01 AM
one time this dude was suicide baiting me on twitter and out of curiosity i clicked on the carrd in his bio and it had this disclaimer like "im autistic so i can be blunt sometimes fyi" and well. i suppose
nan: "I don't think I want andrew wakefield anywhere near my penis"
February 13, 2026 at 7:53 PM
nan: "I don't think I want andrew wakefield anywhere near my penis"
nans test driving a few cars this upcoming week and if I can pull this off maybe we will have a car by the end of the month and wouldn’t that be fantastic
February 13, 2026 at 6:31 PM
nans test driving a few cars this upcoming week and if I can pull this off maybe we will have a car by the end of the month and wouldn’t that be fantastic
my new glasses can’t come fast enough omg
February 13, 2026 at 6:24 PM
my new glasses can’t come fast enough omg
photos don’t do justice to how close to my face she’s standing rn
February 13, 2026 at 5:46 PM
photos don’t do justice to how close to my face she’s standing rn
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Logging on
Happy birthday, Chuck.
Proud to carry on your legacy of studying evolutionary biology while going through it
Proud to carry on your legacy of studying evolutionary biology while going through it
February 12, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Logging on
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What better way to say "I love you" than with the Chicago Manual of Style
February 13, 2026 at 2:22 PM
What better way to say "I love you" than with the Chicago Manual of Style
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When your name is all over the Epstein files, but you don’t want your reputation tarnished by being associated with Glinner
February 13, 2026 at 1:56 PM
When your name is all over the Epstein files, but you don’t want your reputation tarnished by being associated with Glinner
I talk too much but I like to think that it’s part of my charm
February 13, 2026 at 9:22 AM
I talk too much but I like to think that it’s part of my charm
the phrase “it sounds like she just started whooping his drunk ass back” changed my life
February 13, 2026 at 9:17 AM
the phrase “it sounds like she just started whooping his drunk ass back” changed my life
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do any of these corporate ghouls know how it looks that they can’t be fucked to actually send an email on their own
February 12, 2026 at 2:36 PM
do any of these corporate ghouls know how it looks that they can’t be fucked to actually send an email on their own
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Ireland is full of beautiful, talented, famous people. We deserve a better class of nepo baby.
Another media darling and insider coming out with the nastiest laziest “joke” he can make about a mass shooting of kids.
February 11, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Ireland is full of beautiful, talented, famous people. We deserve a better class of nepo baby.
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"i promise right now, years away from an election, to vote for an awful shitbag bigot because he isn't the other guy" shut da fuck up. you are making things worse
February 12, 2026 at 12:15 AM
"i promise right now, years away from an election, to vote for an awful shitbag bigot because he isn't the other guy" shut da fuck up. you are making things worse