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· Nov 6
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
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He'll willingly spend his remaining days entangled with the legal justice system, kissing Mar-a-Lago and his days as the perpetual man of the hour goodbye (with tongue!).
January 17, 2026 at 10:16 AM
He'll willingly spend his remaining days entangled with the legal justice system, kissing Mar-a-Lago and his days as the perpetual man of the hour goodbye (with tongue!).
And the demonization of baldness chugs along
January 17, 2026 at 10:04 AM
And the demonization of baldness chugs along
Scrooge is bullshit, man. He never got better. That part was just another dream, that he hated.
And you can forget about Tiny Tim. Scrooge cared not one wit for the poor lad.
And you can forget about Tiny Tim. Scrooge cared not one wit for the poor lad.
January 17, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Scrooge is bullshit, man. He never got better. That part was just another dream, that he hated.
And you can forget about Tiny Tim. Scrooge cared not one wit for the poor lad.
And you can forget about Tiny Tim. Scrooge cared not one wit for the poor lad.
8 billion people let this thing live, even as its lewd insectoid tendrils slither into their sacred 𝘢̊𝘱𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳, its miracle ear deaf to their cries, absolutely immune to their grievances, indifferent to their pain. A real son of a bitch.
January 17, 2026 at 9:54 AM
8 billion people let this thing live, even as its lewd insectoid tendrils slither into their sacred 𝘢̊𝘱𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳, its miracle ear deaf to their cries, absolutely immune to their grievances, indifferent to their pain. A real son of a bitch.
infinite regress of mirrored ouroboros super novae, colorful psychedelic mascots emerge menacingly from pockets of antimatter scattered throughout the bathroom mirror shown on a CRT TV being watched by sad mothers rocking anxious children to rest in peace, but fret not for we will see you soon
January 17, 2026 at 9:37 AM
infinite regress of mirrored ouroboros super novae, colorful psychedelic mascots emerge menacingly from pockets of antimatter scattered throughout the bathroom mirror shown on a CRT TV being watched by sad mothers rocking anxious children to rest in peace, but fret not for we will see you soon
The outcome nonetheless fills the cold black heart of His Nastiness Himself, The Devil, with a white hot sense of pride and a smoldering ashtray of carcinogenic circus Mandelbrot galaxy set fractals forming an
January 17, 2026 at 9:37 AM
The outcome nonetheless fills the cold black heart of His Nastiness Himself, The Devil, with a white hot sense of pride and a smoldering ashtray of carcinogenic circus Mandelbrot galaxy set fractals forming an
I bet 100 Trump Buck$ it was not an atheist but rather a mentally ill one of theirs with unforgiving standards when it comes to taste in biblical art, and why not, it's the most important art there could be
January 17, 2026 at 9:37 AM
I bet 100 Trump Buck$ it was not an atheist but rather a mentally ill one of theirs with unforgiving standards when it comes to taste in biblical art, and why not, it's the most important art there could be
It hugs for a long time until you realize it's not hugging, it's stabbing!
Performative stabbing. Science lives.
Performative stabbing. Science lives.
January 17, 2026 at 7:07 AM
It hugs for a long time until you realize it's not hugging, it's stabbing!
Performative stabbing. Science lives.
Performative stabbing. Science lives.
My new pharmacist is scarier than the old one
January 17, 2026 at 6:43 AM
My new pharmacist is scarier than the old one
The Stranger, last I heard, has finally saved up enough to rent a chair. You see, he always wanted to be behind the chair.
January 17, 2026 at 6:42 AM
The Stranger, last I heard, has finally saved up enough to rent a chair. You see, he always wanted to be behind the chair.
I LOVE reading NorWEGian skeets!
January 17, 2026 at 6:31 AM
I LOVE reading NorWEGian skeets!
Oh, how did that get there, ho ho ho
January 17, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Oh, how did that get there, ho ho ho
Not that there's anything wrong with her
January 17, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Not that there's anything wrong with her
Phew! For a second CBS thought it was in trouble for DEI.
January 17, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Phew! For a second CBS thought it was in trouble for DEI.
Epstein Expansion Pass $29.99
January 17, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Epstein Expansion Pass $29.99
Just, just let the boss wet his beak a little, y'know? Y'know?
January 17, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Just, just let the boss wet his beak a little, y'know? Y'know?
You're bathshit insane @fermiparasocks.bsky.social
January 17, 2026 at 5:48 AM
You're bathshit insane @fermiparasocks.bsky.social
White fragility club, first rule, don't say racism, racism SOLVED, feminism SOLVED, conservatism's BULLSHIT, fluent in 𝘕𝘖𝘙𝘚𝘒
January 17, 2026 at 5:47 AM
White fragility club, first rule, don't say racism, racism SOLVED, feminism SOLVED, conservatism's BULLSHIT, fluent in 𝘕𝘖𝘙𝘚𝘒
I don't know why these icons and borders are making me disappointed, Jay, but they are. It's like, a human touched it, so it doesn't smell like me.
January 17, 2026 at 5:37 AM
I don't know why these icons and borders are making me disappointed, Jay, but they are. It's like, a human touched it, so it doesn't smell like me.
Send 𝘧𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘴ø𝘺𝘵𝘦𝘳, guns and money
Pronto
Ø𝘺𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘬𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘨
𝘎𝘢̊ 𝘯𝘢̊ 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘵.
Pronto
Ø𝘺𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘬𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘨
𝘎𝘢̊ 𝘯𝘢̊ 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘵.
January 17, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Send 𝘧𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘴ø𝘺𝘵𝘦𝘳, guns and money
Pronto
Ø𝘺𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘬𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘨
𝘎𝘢̊ 𝘯𝘢̊ 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘵.
Pronto
Ø𝘺𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘬𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘨
𝘎𝘢̊ 𝘯𝘢̊ 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘵.