8 billion people let this thing live, even as its lewd insectoid tendrils slither into their sacred 𝘢̊𝘱𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳, its miracle ear deaf to their cries, absolutely immune to their grievances, indifferent to their pain. A real son of a bitch.
January 17, 2026 at 9:54 AM
8 billion people let this thing live, even as its lewd insectoid tendrils slither into their sacred 𝘢̊𝘱𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳, its miracle ear deaf to their cries, absolutely immune to their grievances, indifferent to their pain. A real son of a bitch.
I bet 100 Trump Buck$ it was not an atheist but rather a mentally ill one of theirs with unforgiving standards when it comes to taste in biblical art, and why not, it's the most important art there could be
January 17, 2026 at 9:37 AM
I bet 100 Trump Buck$ it was not an atheist but rather a mentally ill one of theirs with unforgiving standards when it comes to taste in biblical art, and why not, it's the most important art there could be
It hugs for a long time until you realize it's not hugging, it's stabbing!
Performative stabbing. Science lives.
Performative stabbing. Science lives.
January 17, 2026 at 7:07 AM
It hugs for a long time until you realize it's not hugging, it's stabbing!
Performative stabbing. Science lives.
Performative stabbing. Science lives.
My new pharmacist is scarier than the old one
January 17, 2026 at 6:43 AM
My new pharmacist is scarier than the old one
I LOVE reading NorWEGian skeets!
January 17, 2026 at 6:31 AM
I LOVE reading NorWEGian skeets!
Oh, how did that get there, ho ho ho
January 17, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Oh, how did that get there, ho ho ho
Phew! For a second CBS thought it was in trouble for DEI.
January 17, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Phew! For a second CBS thought it was in trouble for DEI.
Epstein Expansion Pass $29.99
January 17, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Epstein Expansion Pass $29.99
I don't know why these icons and borders are making me disappointed, Jay, but they are. It's like, a human touched it, so it doesn't smell like me.
January 17, 2026 at 5:37 AM
I don't know why these icons and borders are making me disappointed, Jay, but they are. It's like, a human touched it, so it doesn't smell like me.
Send 𝘧𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘴ø𝘺𝘵𝘦𝘳, guns and money
Pronto
Ø𝘺𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘬𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘨
𝘎𝘢̊ 𝘯𝘢̊ 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘵.
Pronto
Ø𝘺𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘬𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘨
𝘎𝘢̊ 𝘯𝘢̊ 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘵.
January 17, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Send 𝘧𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘴ø𝘺𝘵𝘦𝘳, guns and money
Pronto
Ø𝘺𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘬𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘨
𝘎𝘢̊ 𝘯𝘢̊ 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘵.
Pronto
Ø𝘺𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘬𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘨
𝘎𝘢̊ 𝘯𝘢̊ 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘵.
This was an 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘴𝘫𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 Skeet fore *checks 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘬 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘣𝘰𝘬* uh, 𝘵𝘰.
January 17, 2026 at 4:51 AM
This was an 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘴𝘫𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 Skeet fore *checks 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘬 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘣𝘰𝘬* uh, 𝘵𝘰.
This may sound Texas but I think I learned Norwegian just from vibes. I'm still learning the quirks of this 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘬𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘶𝘭æ𝘳𝘦 language, 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘬.
See, komponister write the 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘬𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘳 for the 𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘬𝘬. But hold the 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘯, Grease-Eye 𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘶𝘷𝘢𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩.
𝘌𝘳 𝘪𝘬𝘬𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘬𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘶𝘬𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘬𝘦?
See, komponister write the 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘬𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘳 for the 𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘬𝘬. But hold the 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘯, Grease-Eye 𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘶𝘷𝘢𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩.
𝘌𝘳 𝘪𝘬𝘬𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘬𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘶𝘬𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘬𝘦?
January 17, 2026 at 4:45 AM
This may sound Texas but I think I learned Norwegian just from vibes. I'm still learning the quirks of this 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘬𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘶𝘭æ𝘳𝘦 language, 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘬.
See, komponister write the 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘬𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘳 for the 𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘬𝘬. But hold the 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘯, Grease-Eye 𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘶𝘷𝘢𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩.
𝘌𝘳 𝘪𝘬𝘬𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘬𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘶𝘬𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘬𝘦?
See, komponister write the 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘬𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘳 for the 𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘬𝘬. But hold the 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘯, Grease-Eye 𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘶𝘷𝘢𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩.
𝘌𝘳 𝘪𝘬𝘬𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘬𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘶𝘬𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘬𝘦?
There was another one we added later but I forgot who it was
January 11, 2026 at 2:57 AM
There was another one we added later but I forgot who it was