He'll willingly spend his remaining days entangled with the legal justice system, kissing Mar-a-Lago and his days as the perpetual man of the hour goodbye (with tongue!).
January 17, 2026 at 10:16 AM
He'll willingly spend his remaining days entangled with the legal justice system, kissing Mar-a-Lago and his days as the perpetual man of the hour goodbye (with tongue!).
And the demonization of baldness chugs along
January 17, 2026 at 10:04 AM
And the demonization of baldness chugs along
infinite regress of mirrored ouroboros super novae, colorful psychedelic mascots emerge menacingly from pockets of antimatter scattered throughout the bathroom mirror shown on a CRT TV being watched by sad mothers rocking anxious children to rest in peace, but fret not for we will see you soon
January 17, 2026 at 9:37 AM
infinite regress of mirrored ouroboros super novae, colorful psychedelic mascots emerge menacingly from pockets of antimatter scattered throughout the bathroom mirror shown on a CRT TV being watched by sad mothers rocking anxious children to rest in peace, but fret not for we will see you soon
The outcome nonetheless fills the cold black heart of His Nastiness Himself, The Devil, with a white hot sense of pride and a smoldering ashtray of carcinogenic circus Mandelbrot galaxy set fractals forming an
January 17, 2026 at 9:37 AM
The outcome nonetheless fills the cold black heart of His Nastiness Himself, The Devil, with a white hot sense of pride and a smoldering ashtray of carcinogenic circus Mandelbrot galaxy set fractals forming an
My new pharmacist is scarier than the old one
January 17, 2026 at 6:43 AM
My new pharmacist is scarier than the old one
The Stranger, last I heard, has finally saved up enough to rent a chair. You see, he always wanted to be behind the chair.
January 17, 2026 at 6:42 AM
The Stranger, last I heard, has finally saved up enough to rent a chair. You see, he always wanted to be behind the chair.
I LOVE reading NorWEGian skeets!
January 17, 2026 at 6:31 AM
I LOVE reading NorWEGian skeets!
Oh, how did that get there, ho ho ho
January 17, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Oh, how did that get there, ho ho ho
Not that there's anything wrong with her
January 17, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Not that there's anything wrong with her
Just, just let the boss wet his beak a little, y'know? Y'know?
January 17, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Just, just let the boss wet his beak a little, y'know? Y'know?
Send 𝘧𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘴ø𝘺𝘵𝘦𝘳, guns and money
Pronto
Ø𝘺𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘬𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘨
𝘎𝘢̊ 𝘯𝘢̊ 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘵.
Pronto
Ø𝘺𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘬𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘨
𝘎𝘢̊ 𝘯𝘢̊ 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘵.
January 17, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Send 𝘧𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘴ø𝘺𝘵𝘦𝘳, guns and money
Pronto
Ø𝘺𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘬𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘨
𝘎𝘢̊ 𝘯𝘢̊ 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘵.
Pronto
Ø𝘺𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘬𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘨
𝘎𝘢̊ 𝘯𝘢̊ 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘵.